Dear Litster, once more

Dear New-To-Me Litster,

How the fuck do you say your username??

I am flummoxed.


Signed,
Curious Cat Litster :cathappy:
 
Dear oddly Litster,

There are plenty of boob threads around here, but surely you know that already.

Occasional exhibitionist Litster

Dear Deprived,

There are other places on the Internet to see boobs? Please don't tell anyone else--I want them all for myself.

Sincerely,

Selfish Joe
 
Dear Mildly Amusing Litster,

The day we took our first shower, I had no idea it would lead to such an amazing friendship. I'm glad it did, though. I wasn't looking for anything, so you turned out to be an unexpected jackpot!

Thank you for lending an ear, a hug, and sharing silly jokes with me.

Luv ya,

Peewee

PS. This is not the drugs talking!
 
Dear Mildly Amusing Litster,

The day we took our first shower, I had no idea it would lead to such an amazing friendship. I'm glad it did, though. I wasn't looking for anything, so you turned out to be an unexpected jackpot!

Thank you for lending an ear, a hug, and sharing silly jokes with me.

Luv ya,

Peewee

PS. This is not the drugs talking!

Dear Barefoot After Dentist,


You’re not talking to me, but the naked pics are getting to be a bit much. What drugs?

Love,
No they aren’t.
 
Dear Barefoot After Dentist,


You’re not talking to me, but the naked pics are getting to be a bit much. What drugs?

Love,
No they aren’t.

Dear Inquiring,

There's naked pics? I'm blaming the pain meds! Just promise not to post my phone number in the bathroom, 'k?

Love,
It's our secret
 
Dear Litster,
You're suspiciously quiet. Unless you're here under a new name?
Control - Alt - Delete Litster.
 
Dead litster
It’s hard. And not in a good way.

Conventionally dull litster
 
Dear Creepy Stalker Litster,

Fuck off. You’re blocked.

Sincerely,

Not putting up with any shit Litster.
 
Dear Brown-eyed Litster,

Thanks for being patient, and kind, and keeping me sane in bits and pieces during a week when I could easily go insane.

You're pretty freaking awesome. ♥

Signed,
Lucky Litster
 
Dear asshole,

Thank you for teaching me that lesson. It changed my life. Not sure for the better but at least now I recognize your kind from a mile away. Not stabbing them with my car on site is another issue.


Signed,


Growing Stronger by the second

Dear Stronger,

I’m going through that myself right now. Finding it hard to see any light at the end of the tunnel. It’s good to know people do make it out the other side

Hoping for Peace Litster
 
Dear Cheeky Litster,

Your humour is much appreciated. I wish I was in a better place for banter, because you sure do make me smile. I’m sorry that the pieces of my broken heart seem to have fallen at your feet. I’m trying to pick them all up, but I seem to keep dropping them.

Signed,
Trying and Appreciative
 
Dear My Girl,

I'm daft. It took me this long to realize you were referring to me. :eek:

You may not know, cause I keep so much shit to myself, but I think you're wonderful. You're a great friend and I appreciate all that you do for me and others, too. Yours is such a warm, caring light. You also make me all squirmy when you talk about sleepovers and playing dress up. :D

With love,
Just Me.

P.S. Now, what were you saying about toys, asses, and Santa Claus? 😜
 
Dear Litster.

You are a good girl. I shall look forward to receiving trimmings from your pussy in the mail.

G knows what you have done.
 
Dear Sweet Litster,

I am so freaking happy for you!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and you have the best gift in your arms!

Love,

Auntie bfg
 
Dear Litsters,

What do y'all think of having a Holiday/Winter Audio thread? It would be a place for sharing favorite holiday poems, stories, songs, or memories.

Just me
 
Dear Litsters,

What do y'all think of having a Holiday/Winter Audio thread? It would be a place for sharing favorite holiday poems, stories, songs, or memories.

Just me

Dear me (only not me),

Great idea, I think you should go for it! I'd do it, but only if I wanted it to die an instant and painful death. :rolleyes:

Just me too
 
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