Dear Litster, once more

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Munky,
Drove through Oregon this week. On the train back home now. Thought of you. Wonder where you are.
Missing my banana man

Dear Spicy,
I made it to Lacey. You are gone, but I made it. Missing and loving you always.
Your Girl

Dear traveling girl,

Sorry you didn't have better weather.

Sincerely,
Flipper wearing litster

 

[KarenB59]

Dear In Another Time Zone Litster,
I appreciate you. I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I appreciate your playfulness.
I appreciate your making me smile.

Signed
Don't Say It Enough Litster.

 

[TTawhere]

Dear tie Litster,

Showering alone just isn’t the same.

Squeaky-clean Litster

 

[MsLead]

Dear litster,

You have a sweet heart. What the hell are you doing in lit land?

Hee hee, love, me

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Dear paranoid, old school Litster,

It’s 2020...there’s an app for that.

Signed,
Impatient, tech savvy Litster

 

[TTawhere]

Dear In Hot Water Litster,

It was a good day.

Smiling Litster

P.S. : All the better for hot showers.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear list-making Litster,

Please do not forget that other glove.

Sincerely,
Singing a tune Litster

 

[TTawhere]

Dear Hoover Litster,

*Growl*

Smiling Litster

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear selfish,

If you love someone you don’t try to change the core of who they are. You take them as is. I can see this going very very badly and I am pissed because I can’t stop the on coming train reck you are creating.

Sighed,

Not a yes man.

 

[Mei5ter]

Dear Litster,

Please tell him to fuck off. You are better than that.

From now on, please only use his name to describe something particularly toxic left in a restroom. As in "Ewwww... Someone has done a *** and not flushed!"

Knowing that he wouldn't deserve you if he crawled over broken glass offering you puppies Litster.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Smiling Litster,

PP&P works, but what about the Pygmy goats? Can we keep them?
They were SO cute!

Sincerely,
Sorry I crashed into you, but I got your attention Litster

 

[wallflower6]

Dear lister(s) -

Thank you so much for checking on me!!! It really meant a lot to me.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Litster,

Please tell him to fuck off. You are better than that.

From now on, please only use his name to describe something particularly toxic left in a restroom. As in "Ewwww... Someone has done a *** and not flushed!"

Knowing that he wouldn't deserve you if he crawled over broken glass offering you puppies Litster.

Dear Deserving,

I have no clue what's going on but you rock for saying all of ^^ that.

Sincerely,
Clueless

 

[MsLead]

Dear Litster, you are the vilest piece of shit human with hatred in your very soul and I feel bad that you hate yourself so much that you will degrade anyone or anything in the most vile terms. I pray for you because you are headed straight to hell and will never change. I wouldnt let you near me from behind bars of steel. Some day when my biracial, genius son is POTUS or developes life saving technology sequencing the geome of cancer cells that saves your fucking life I hope you turn around and see that you don't have to be an old white male to have any fucking value in life. SINCERELY! MSLEAD! AND STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING INBOX!

 

[behindthewheel]

Dear Litster, you are the vilest piece of shit human with hatred in your very soul and I feel bad that you hate yourself so much that you will degrade anyone or anything in the most vile terms. I pray for you because you are headed straight to hell and will never change. I wouldnt let you near me from behind bars of steel. Some day when my biracial, genius son is POTUS or developes life saving technology sequencing the geome of cancer cells that saves your fucking life I hope you turn around and see that you don't have to be an old white male to have any fucking value in life. SINCERELY! MSLEAD! AND STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING INBOX!

Dear well spoken up litser

Please use ignore button on such people.

Sincerely supporting fan

 

[TTawhere]

Dear whispering Litster,

Very?

Sincerely,

TT the PP @ PP&P

:::Hears bleating:::

 

[MsLead]

I see gentold is back.

Nah, hes a baby compared to this loser...

 

[AveryElle]

Dear litster,
You deserve the world. Don’t let someone treat you like anything else.

Love,
I got your back

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Innocent Litster,

You don't fool me.
No! Wait...prove me wrong!
Umm...no, maybe let me corrupt you!

Meet me out back of the bike shed.
Don't mind the goats...they're cute, huh?!

Sincerely,
Kiss me to keep me from talking Litster

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear STTGBFF....
One of your eyelashes is worth a million times more than that.
~let me know if I need some body bags

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Dear Jewelry-Lacking Litster,

Collars are sexy as fuck. You don't need one to be, though.

Love,
Prefers Other Means of Restraints

 

[TTawhere]

Dear sad Litster,

Remember the good memories, too.

C’mere. {{{}}}.

Very sincerely,

Comforting Litster.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Underutilized Litster,

Come keep me company. You have the stuff i need.


Signed,
Needs Your Stuff Litster

 

[alwaysaway]

Dear Schnappy Litster,

You make this place a happy one. Thanks and blessings to Potato who sealed our friendship.

Love,
Waiting for the thread count to change Litster

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear Thread Boosting Litster,

I shall be forever grateful to Tater Lady for you. Life is a freak show, ain’t it?

All my love,
L