Dear Litster, once more

Stop whining.

The thread won. She had a moment and she fixed it, but, apparently you didn't bother reading any further in the thread where she corrected it.

Give people a break.

*walks off*

Dear Lit:

There's not much I can say that doesn't make me seem like a bigger douche.

Maybe this

I am sorry. I did indeed not read any further, and did not realize the all too human error. That's not an excuse; merely an explanation of what happened. Please forgive my rudeness. Again.

Still like the GIF.

Signed

I can't seem to leave
 
Dear Lit:

There's not much I can say that doesn't make me seem like a bigger douche.

Maybe this

I am sorry. I did indeed not read any further, and did not realize the all too human error. That's not an excuse; merely an explanation of what happened. Please forgive my rudeness. Again.

Still like the GIF.

Signed

I can't seem to leave

:D

🎵 Welcome to the Hotel California 🎵
 
Dear Litster on a north-bound flight,

I am never not thinking of you and how you make me feel. I’ll be dreaming of you until the next time we are close enough to touch again. You are the reason I know what love is.

Always and forever yours,

That silly girl with her tits out
 
Dear "almost at 100 posts and can finally get a fucking avatar...not like I've been fucking waiting for fucking ever....or anything"...🙄





I love you.
🥰

Meow
 
Dear Listers,

Am deciding if I should come back to Lit under a new user name or not after a very long sabbatical. It’s been a long time and not sure if I should get back in the deep end.
 
Dear Listers,

Am deciding if I should come back to Lit under a new user name or not after a very long sabbatical. It’s been a long time and not sure if I should get back in the deep end.

Dear Sandy,
As the saying goes, "You do you."
And there's no rule that says you have to stay forever. Just as long as you're comfy here

Happy to see you again Litster
 
Dear Sandy,
As the saying goes, "You do you."
And there's no rule that says you have to stay forever. Just as long as you're comfy here

Happy to see you again Litster

Dear BeachB,

Thank you for saying that! Lit was always a place in which I could feel comfortable. Perhaps it will be again.
 
Dear Listers,

Am deciding if I should come back to Lit under a new user name or not after a very long sabbatical. It’s been a long time and not sure if I should get back in the deep end.

You should do whatever you're comfortable with.
 
Howdy Blade!

Unfortunately my old profile had some information which couldn’t be edited. Many things have changed since last time I was here.

Thanks for asking though!

Ahhh. Understood. Damned broken profiles. Forgive me for sounding judgey. I do recall your old user name,just not details of the persona.
 
Dear durrrrrty girl Litster and naughty story writing Litster,

Your dirty pics and super filthy story have me squirming in my seat and doing naughty things in the truck stop bathroom. Thanks for making my 10 hour road trip more fun. 😘

Signed,
Blushing, wet and horny Litster.
 
Dear Listers,

Am deciding if I should come back to Lit under a new user name or not after a very long sabbatical. It’s been a long time and not sure if I should get back in the deep end.

Hey old man! Long time no talk. I hope all is well with you. Hugs!
 
Hey old man! Long time no talk. I hope all is well with you. Hugs!

Dear Ms. HotnDeep Litster,
Good morning to you and how are you?
It’s good to be seen again!
Old is as old does! Lol! At this point am aging like a fine wine.
Thank you for the welcome back. It’s very much appreciated. Also nice to see old friends again.
Sincerely a prodigal litster. :)
 
Dear BW&H,

Pics or it didn't happen. :kiss:

xx,
A big tease Litster

Dear big tease Litster,

There may be a pic and a cute little truck stop bathroom video out there. If you’re lucky, maybeeee you’ll get to see them. 😂🤣

Signed,
I can tease just as good as you Litster 😘💗
 
Dear hacking Litster,

I have a job for you.

Signed,

Drooling at the thought Litster
 
Dear BadAmy,

You lied.
You made broiled brussel sprouts sound so delicious that I had to try them.
My previous experience still rings true- they tasted of the devil's taint. On top of the atrocious taste, I had to force a smile and eat several so as my children would not be deterred from trying a new food. And now my ass is listed as a weapon of mass destruction.

Sincerely,
Never Again
 
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Dear wmd Litster...

Myself and many others find your posterior pleasing to the eye, though I'm sure we're all thankful to remain far from your current flatulent proximity.

Coulda told ya that was a trap.

Sincerely; Just say no to sprouts Litster.
 
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