Dear Litster, once more

[Xerxes82]

Dear lonely and sad Litster,

Turns out there is at least one thing that can convince me to post again.

*Hug*

Cry if it let's it out. But you shine too bright and beautiful to disappear. You've acted as a light to guide others to joy and fun, may you find that kindness offered to yourself in return.

A fucker

 

[Girly_girl]

Dear Female Snake in the grass litster,

Does it make you feel better about yourself to put other women down when they are already hurting. You parade yourself around here like some desperate, needy attention whore, but in reality you’re just a mean, jealous bitch. Women, as well as a lot of men already have a hard time being here for various reasons, no need to add to it. We come here to have fun, and your catty, bitchy ways, makes it unpleasant. FYI.... you’re not as popular as you think.

I’m known as a kind person here as well as offline, until you mess with people I care about spewing poison. From what I’ve seen, you only spew your poison to the women, grow the FUCK up.

Sorry, not sorry pissed off Litster

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Dear Female Snake in the grass litster,

Does it make you feel better about yourself to put other women down when they are already hurting. You parade yourself around here like some desperate, needy attention whore, but in reality you’re just a mean, jealous bitch. Women, as well as a lot of men already have a hard time being here for various reasons, no need to add to it. We come here to have fun, and your catty, bitchy ways, makes it unpleasant. FYI.... you’re not as popular as you think.

I’m known as a kind person here as well as offline, until you mess with people I care about spewing poison. From what I’ve seen, you only spew your poison to the women, grow the FUCK up.

Sorry, not sorry pissed off Litster

Dear sorry not sorry Litster,

I am in awe of you right now… and slightly terrified!

I’m glad it’s not me Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear sorry not sorry Litster,

I am in awe of you right now… and slightly terrified!

I’m glad it’s not me Litster

I love it when GG gets feisty!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear litster, I hope you can make it!

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Dear Female Snake in the grass litster,

Does it make you feel better about yourself to put other women down when they are already hurting. You parade yourself around here like some desperate, needy attention whore, but in reality you’re just a mean, jealous bitch. Women, as well as a lot of men already have a hard time being here for various reasons, no need to add to it. We come here to have fun, and your catty, bitchy ways, makes it unpleasant. FYI.... you’re not as popular as you think.

I’m known as a kind person here as well as offline, until you mess with people I care about spewing poison. From what I’ve seen, you only spew your poison to the women, grow the FUCK up.

Sorry, not sorry pissed off Litster

Dear Sorry, not sorry,

Who needs a knight on a white horse, when instead they have a true girlfriend like you, that has their back and is downright scary in a great way.

So true and I think there’s a few here who know exactly who you are calling out. So right, she is a jealous, poisonous, little shrew of a woman. Most of us Lit Ladies support when a lady gets hit with crap, not tear into her.

Signed...I Will Survive Litster

 

[LadyJS]

Dear Litser,

I hope you feel better soon.

Sincerely, Missing You.

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Dear Litster,

Even though we haven’t chatted, I am thinking of you and wishing you well. You seem pretty damn awesome, and stupid boys suck anyhow!

A shy and a bit awkward when meeting new people Litster

 

[LegendaryALT]

Dear Female Snake in the grass litster,

Does it make you feel better about yourself to put other women down when they are already hurting. You parade yourself around here like some desperate, needy attention whore, but in reality you’re just a mean, jealous bitch. Women, as well as a lot of men already have a hard time being here for various reasons, no need to add to it. We come here to have fun, and your catty, bitchy ways, makes it unpleasant. FYI.... you’re not as popular as you think.

I’m known as a kind person here as well as offline, until you mess with people I care about spewing poison. From what I’ve seen, you only spew your poison to the women, grow the FUCK up.

Sorry, not sorry pissed off Litster

Dam GG
Never seen this from you before

I'm proud
I'm applauding
I'm Confused, because I don't know WTF is going on
I'm nosey as fuck lol

Go GG, with your bad self

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Female Snake in the grass litster,

Does it make you feel better about yourself to put other women down when they are already hurting. You parade yourself around here like some desperate, needy attention whore, but in reality you’re just a mean, jealous bitch. Women, as well as a lot of men already have a hard time being here for various reasons, no need to add to it. We come here to have fun, and your catty, bitchy ways, makes it unpleasant. FYI.... you’re not as popular as you think.

I’m known as a kind person here as well as offline, until you mess with people I care about spewing poison. From what I’ve seen, you only spew your poison to the women, grow the FUCK up.

Sorry, not sorry pissed off Litster

Bravo Bravo Bravo

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Dear a shy and a bit awkward when meeting new people Litster,

You shouldn’t be, because apparently you are a kind and thoughtful person, therefore you will always be welcome. Reach out, make new friends please

I will survive Litster

 

[The_gladiator]

Dear litsters
There are two sides to every story. I don’t know both sides but just sayin.
Shouldn’t get involved litster.

 

[KarenB59]

Dear Not Sure If You Sign On Litster,
There have been tornadoes in Cookeville where I know you have family. Several fatalities. I wanted to send you a message asking if they are okay but you have pm's turned off. If you see this know there are prayers going up .

Signed
Worried but hopeful

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Dear Nurse,

Your concern is duly noted; please be aware the everything makes me fart.

It is just part of how sexy I am

All the best,
Flatuent follower

 

[tnman03]

Dear Lit,

It has come to my attention (from a very good friend who is currently exploding) to remind you all that Fiber One bars make you fart.

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html

You’re welcome!

Yours,
Nurse Fara

So does the cereal. And...thanks for posting this...I really needed a good laugh.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Nurse -

Thank you for sending out this announcement. Only its a few days late and I have officially offended even my dogs with these damned things. I still think I should just donate them to those less fortunate so they can have as much fun as I have with them.

Glad I stopped before I was pushed up from that Squat at the Gym Litster

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Dear Lit,

It has come to my attention (from a very good friend who is currently exploding) to remind you all that Fiber One bars make you fart.

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/66-Fiber-One-Bars-make-me-Fart.html

You’re welcome!

Yours,
Nurse Fara

Nurse... is this a something you can respond to or should I ask Dr Liz?
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-quotes-first-kiss-first-fart-300x225.jpg

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Dear Clever Litster,

How the hell do you come up with them so damn fast? Do you have a list of them? A secret website saved? I must know your secrets!

Signed, You’re killin me, Smalls

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear Privateer Litster,

My heart is full of happiness for you as your luck has finally changed.
Hoorah! Huzzah! Yippee! Whoop-whoop!

I know these past months have been difficult - the roller coaster of promises, hope and disappointment. Through it all you have been steady...determined...keeping multiple irons in the fire as you have worked to create a structure for each day from within rather than from without. I could not be more proud of you.

I plan to take you out for lunch on the 16th. Kisses all over you,

Your ever cheering BnB Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litsters whose PMs I haven’t answered,

Yet. Bear with me. You know how moody I am. It makes me fascinating, doesn’t it?

Irresistible Litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Litsters,

I better not light a match around this thread.

Litster

 

[TTawhere]

Dear Greetings Litster,

Thank you for the welcome - I hadn't noticed it the other day.

Out-to-sea Pirate.

P.S. - I misread the brochure as 'dessert' island.

 

[BadAmy]

Dear JAF....aka *antisprouter*...
Next time...I'll come over and cook them...mkay?

And bring vodka.
Everything tastes better with Vodka.


Now to begin the brussel sprout walk of shame...

https://media0.giphy.com/media/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51aeb10d163a224b9f3d1bc8c3f19704d7d76a24993&rid=giphy.gif


Signed...
Sad clown.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear friends/ Litsters...

I’m deeply sorry that I hurt some of you today...

I didn’t realize my mistake until I received some pms about this...

In the -Name a Lister you appreciate thread- my post mentioned “ Azul and only him really”...

That was meant for another thread ... I think anyone who knows me well would know I would never say I appreciate only one person here... I never would say or mean that as I deeply care for and appreciate all my friends...I think I meant my response for Who’s in your inbox thread or something...

I’m very sorry... my mind is all over the place today as I found out a close friend passed away today, so I’ve been very scattered...


Clearly shouldn’t be posting in this mindset...

 

[blade_rocknut]

Dear friends/ Litsters...

I’m deeply sorry that I hurt some of you today...

I didn’t realize my mistake until I received some pms about this...

In the -Name a Lister you appreciate thread- my post mentioned “ Azul and only him really”...

That was meant for another thread ... I think anyone who knows me well would know I would never say I appreciate only one person here... I never would say or mean that as I deeply care for and appreciate all my friends...I think I meant my response for Who’s in your inbox thread or something...

I’m very sorry... my mind is all over the place today as I found out a close friend passed away today, so I’ve been very scattered...

I didn't see it; only that you'd deleted one. Everyone makes a goof from time to time.

Many hugs to you,dear.