Dear Litster, once more

[DarkSimian]

Dear Humerous Litster,

One day ☆☆☆POW☆☆☆ right in the kisser!

Rolling eyes Litster

Dear REL,

Did you mean humorous (ie funny) or humerus (ie long bone of the arm)?

Homonym Litster

PS "One day ☆☆☆POW☆☆☆ right in the kisser! " <<< that's my line!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Rolling eyes litster,

Are you standing on a chair

Butt covering litster

Dear Butt Coverer,

I can reach that far without a chair!

Scared of Heights Litster

Dear REL,

Did you mean humorous (ie funny) or humerus (ie long bone of the arm)?

Homonym Litster

PS "One day ☆☆☆POW☆☆☆ right in the kisser! " <<< that's my line!

Dear Hominy Litster,

He was trying to be funny but it turned out more like a broken humerus.

Quoting Litster

 

[Orchidea73]

NOT a Dear Litser

I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient. https://i.imgur.com/PwImqZC.gif

 

[EccentricHussy]

Dear Litster,

Moving on is extremely hard. Everyone I meet I compare to you. I've fallen ill and may require surgery. I wish we were still talking.

 

[BadAmy]

NOT a Dear Litser

I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient. https://i.imgur.com/PwImqZC.gif

Dear Great O.
why do I love this so much?

I think it speaks to my soul tbh.

signed...in the deep.
https://media.giphy.com/media/DRX5oOcLgX9HG/giphy.gif

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Great O.
why do I love this so much?

I think it speaks to my soul tbh.

signed...in the deep.
https://media.giphy.com/media/DRX5oOcLgX9HG/giphy.gif

https://i.imgur.com/p5D3yK1.gif

Dear, very dear and very BadAmy

You crack me up. Thank you for existing.

 

[Karabare]

Dear the obviously not gay porn start Jake..

There were tons of red flags from you...new account and all that.... but as soon as you sent your first pictures... i knew you were not him and obviously catfishing..

I dont believe a sexual website is the best place to use the pictures of a gay porn star...

You underestimate how much porn I watch both gay and lesbian are to be fair..just the tip

Anyways... we actually had a great conversation over the day.. i wasn't even salty you kept sending me a gay porn stars pictures... because he is totally hot... and you were able to hold a decent conversation.
I mean after fake photos I didnt believe much you had to say...but you kept the day interesting.

Thanks for being the worst at catfishing...

I love gay porn,
Ashley

Dear Ash,

You’re the best. That is all.

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Litster (that I've got lost in translation with)

I'm not ignoring you but I deleted your msg. by mistake. Sorry, that happens to me quite often.
I can't find your username in order to send you a PM, and I don't know where you post, if you post.

In case you read this, please re-send the msg.

Thank you and have a great day.
O.

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Litster

I understand your decision. But I would lie to you if I told you that I am not hoping to see you back, soon.
I'm being selfish, I know, but I love posting with you. This place is going to be uglier without you.

I wish we would've lived closer too.

Have fun and stay joyful and the splendid girl that you are.

Big hug.
O.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Long-Gone Mystery Man,

I hate that we aren't even friends anymore, especially since I think someone with undue influence and a false narrative had a lot to do with it. I miss the bond we had, but I hate even more that they were able to break it.

Just Jenny

 

[TongueLust]

.....

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Litsters,

I suck at being personable today. Let me get over this emotional hangover I'm sporting and I'll reply to y'all tomorrow.

With hugs,
Wilted Flower

 

[Xerxes82]

Dear Litsters,

I suck at being personable today. Let me get over this emotional hangover I'm sporting and I'll reply to y'all tomorrow.

With hugs,
Wilted Flower

Dear Wilted,

Take some time in the sun, and hearty helpings of water to get yourself right. The best things in life are worth waiting for. We'll all still be here, and only a little the worse for wear.

With hugs,
A Flower Afficionado

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Litsters,

I suck at being personable today. Let me get over this emotional hangover I'm sporting and I'll reply to y'all tomorrow.

With hugs,
Wilted Flower

Dear Flower Litster what needs a constant flow of nourishment,

I recommend a punching bag. You can get your heart pumping, blood flowing while working out your umm... "concerns"

There for ya Litster

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Litster Tribe.....

First off you all know who you are. These last few months have been nothing short of trying for me between 2020, cancer diagnosis in the family, reality show worthy in laws and a sibling with a heart attack.....

But today..... Today rocked my heart... I lost a very significant woman in my life today and I don't have words to say how unexpected it was.... Even though she was 98 my grandma was a spunky opinionated woman who made us all smile. I am going to miss her and as my husband said tonight whose gonna make our cherry pies now.

But through all of that.... My ladies you are my rocks, my beautiful friends and those who have held me together with all that's gone on.

LP you are always my friend whose willing to fight for me more than I am willing to fight for myself...

And my coffee partner you have become my light in the darkness and I can hear your voice even when we can't talk. Even though I still think you should have checked my house for the missing phone

So formally..... Thank you and thank those who have checked on me, to those that have let me cry and to those who have instructed me to get my ass to bed and get sleep.... I love all of you

My flip flop is broken and my parts is on backorder Litster

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dear Litster Tribe.....

First off you all know who you are. These last few months have been nothing short of trying for me between 2020, cancer diagnosis in the family, reality show worthy in laws and a sibling with a heart attack.....

But today..... Today rocked my heart... I lost a very significant woman in my life today and I don't have words to say how unexpected it was.... Even though she was 98 my grandma was a spunky opinionated woman who made us all smile. I am going to miss her and as my husband said tonight whose gonna make our cherry pies now.

But through all of that.... My ladies you are my rocks, my beautiful friends and those who have held me together with all that's gone on.

LP you are always my friend whose willing to fight for me more than I am willing to fight for myself...

And my coffee partner you have become my light in the darkness and I can hear your voice even when we can't talk. Even though I still think you should have checked my house for the missing phone

So formally..... Thank you and thank those who have checked on me, to those that have let me cry and to those who have instructed me to get my ass to bed and get sleep.... I love all of you

My flip flop is broken and my parts is on backorder Litster

Aaaaw . . . so sorry. My deepest condolences to you

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Shithead Litster,

The fact that I still think of you really pisses me off.

Gave up on the Ghost Litster.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Litster Tribe.....

First off you all know who you are. These last few months have been nothing short of trying for me between 2020, cancer diagnosis in the family, reality show worthy in laws and a sibling with a heart attack.....

But today..... Today rocked my heart... I lost a very significant woman in my life today and I don't have words to say how unexpected it was.... Even though she was 98 my grandma was a spunky opinionated woman who made us all smile. I am going to miss her and as my husband said tonight whose gonna make our cherry pies now.

But through all of that.... My ladies you are my rocks, my beautiful friends and those who have held me together with all that's gone on.

LP you are always my friend whose willing to fight for me more than I am willing to fight for myself...

And my coffee partner you have become my light in the darkness and I can hear your voice even when we can't talk. Even though I still think you should have checked my house for the missing phone

So formally..... Thank you and thank those who have checked on me, to those that have let me cry and to those who have instructed me to get my ass to bed and get sleep.... I love all of you

My flip flop is broken and my parts is on backorder Litster

Dear missing some key parts Litster,

I am sorry to hear of your sad news. You have my condolences. You are an elder now, so don't be surprised if you find you have a younger family member who looks up to & adores you as you've looked up to & adored your gramma.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Shithead Litster,

The fact that I still think of you really pisses me off.

Gave up on the Ghost Litster.

Dear Casper Litster,

What did I do this time?

Head scratching Litster

 

[SweetAnnette]

Dear Litster;

I like PM's as well as the next person- love them in fact.

But on the first PM, please don't say something you wouldn't say to me if you just met me face to face.

 

[Mei5ter]

Dear Litster,

No, it's a cat poster.

M(iaow)

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dearest Goslings,

To soothe you to sleep...
Paddington by Michael Bond

Mother F'in Goose

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

You Sexy MFG,


We lost power. You are all I have.
A true gift.

Yours,
Fara

Dearest Fara,

Oh, dear...
Maybe I should get out my Faerie romance books then? I don't think Laurel K Hamilton would mind.

With love,
Mother f'in Goose

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dearest Goslings,

To soothe you to sleep...
Paddington by Michael Bond

Mother F'in Goose

I can't wait to listen later!

Thank you.

 

[Acktion]

Dear Mother F'in Goose (aka Meredith F'in Gentry),

Oh, Hell yes!

***cough***

I mean, yes, please.

(Running off into the other room to pull every single Laurell K. Hamilton, both Meredith Gentry and Anita Blake, off the bookshelves...)