Dear Litster, once more

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Dear Litster who always has the most beautiful and evocative avatars while I've kept the same one for a decade,

Fuck you!

Sincerely,

Lazy Joe

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Joe,

I could no more use the same avatar every month for an entire year than I could wear the same dress every day for an entire week.

It's not about being lazy or not, it's about taking advantage of the opportunity for creative expression.

I have a feeling you've got that covered already.


Signed,
Mistress of the (av) Wardrobe

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Dear Joe,

I could no more use the same avatar every month for an entire year than I could wear the same dress every day for an entire week.

It's not about being lazy or not, it's about taking advantage of the opportunity for creative expression.

I have a feeling you've got that covered already.


Signed,
Mistress of the (av) Wardrobe

Dear Mistress,

I think I've been wearing this shirt for three days. Please intervene.

Sincerely,

The guy you'll probably read about in a local paper.

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Litster

https://i.imgur.com/1dD25uA.jpg

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Making me sigh Litsters,

Do we need some quiet time, a juice box, and a story?

Signed
Mother fucking Goose

 

[BadAmy]

Dear Making me sigh Litsters,

Do we need some quiet time, a juice box, and a story?

Signed
Mother fucking Goose

Dear Mother Fucking Goose,
depends...
are ya nekkid?
is the juice box filled with tequila?
and will you read dirty vampire porn novels?




Jesus, that sound like fun!

https://media.giphy.com/media/QWWzVuBmEJp0sJjMZb/giphy.gif


Signed poppitycorn girl.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I had a whole rant written, but this is much better. Please.

Yours,
Fara

Dearest Fara,

Do we need a children's book this time or something more explicit?
Llama llama Red Pajama?
The Biggest Kiss?
Some random smut that ya send me to read aloud?

With love,
Mother fucking Goose

 

[Xerxes82]

Dearest Fara,

Do we need a children's book this time or something more explicit?
Llama llama Red Pajama?
The Biggest Kiss?
Some random smut that ya send me to read aloud?

With love,
Mother fucking Goose

To whom it may concern:

A thread of JAF reading Fara's smut is just what Lit reads right now.

A concerned Litizen.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

MFG,

I’ll take Smut for 400$, Alex.

Yours,
Fara

My Fara,

Find some smut or write some real quick and send it to me. I'll read it aloud for everyone on lit. And as a bonus, I'll be tired enough that I won't hide my accent..much.

With love,
MfG

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

To whom it may concern:

A thread of JAF reading Fara's smut is just what Lit reads right now.

A concerned Litizen.

Concerned Litizen,

What about your smut? Hrm?

With love,
MfG

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Concerned Litizen,

What about your smut? Hrm?

With love,
MfG

I just want to goose you or Fara

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I just want to goose you or Fara

Dear DC,

I have a lovely leather collar and nippleclamps for you to try out...

With smooches,
MfG

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Mother Fucking Goose,
depends...
are ya nekkid?
is the juice box filled with tequila?
and will you read dirty vampire porn novels?




Jesus, that sound like fun!

https://media.giphy.com/media/QWWzVuBmEJp0sJjMZb/giphy.gif


Signed poppitycorn girl.

Poppitycorn girl,

Jesus, how the heck did I miss your post?! Yes, I'll read the vampire smut as long as it's well written. No, the juice boxes have rum and apple cider in them. And kind of- I'm about to shower.

With boobiesquishes,
MfG

 

[LikeableMe]

Dear BFF,

I miss you. I’ve really needed a friend this week. I need our laughs and fun and to keep my mind off the upcoming funeral. I’ve had far too much time to think. But I’ve been in underwear a lot - it’s waaayy too hot for clothes! You would have liked that

Maybe I’ll see you soon

Need Distractions Litster

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dearest Goslings,

A tale as old as time....

With love,
A tipsy Mother fucking Goose

P.S
Apologies for my stumbles- first time reading this aloud.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear MFG,

I cannot wait. Thank you.

Yours,
A Soothed Fara

Dear Soothed F,

It'll probably make you chuckle more than relax ya.

With love,
Mother fucking Goose

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear MFG,

That was WONDERFUL. I laughed. I cried. I squirmed. Bravo!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SnivelingDetailedFunnelweaverspider-small.gif

xx,
Fan girl

Dearest Fangirl,


I said I wasn't going to sing... then I tried.. and then I just kind of mumbled. Nifty little song there. . I did not realize it would be a 19 minute long story though... Glad ya enjoyed/laughed at it! Now.. to find out if Plp approves.

With boobiesquishes,
Mother fucking Goose

 

[RatherAbsurdOne]

Dearest Goslings,

A tale as old as time....

With love,
A tipsy Mother fucking Goose

P.S
Apologies for my stumbles- first time reading this aloud.

you do such an amazing job. You make it live.

 

[BadAmy]

Dearest sexy ass mother goose,
Why ffs...
Is this not a thread of its own?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/ARn3OaGVLkxMI/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493b4989b8906c556e3b19333100d9e77df6bbff0e0b&rid=giphy.gif
Love,
Asking for the rest of us.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

you do such an amazing job. You make it live.

Dear Absurd,

You're way too kind, hon. Glad ya enjoyed it.

Hugs,
MfG

*swoons*

Dear *swoons,*

Ya need to eat something sugary, hon. Or drink more till the room rights itself.

With concern,
MfG

Dearest sexy ass mother goose,
Why ffs...
Is this not a thread of its own?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/ARn3OaGVLkxMI/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493b4989b8906c556e3b19333100d9e77df6bbff0e0b&rid=giphy.gif
Love,
Asking for the rest of us.

Dear Asking,

https://media.tenor.com/images/55e0be5740070be4293a7ab976691a90/tenor.gif


With love,
MfG

 

[ashesatwork]

Dear the obviously not gay porn start Jake..

There were tons of red flags from you...new account and all that.... but as soon as you sent your first pictures... i knew you were not him and obviously catfishing..

I dont believe a sexual website is the best place to use the pictures of a gay porn star...

You underestimate how much porn I watch both gay and lesbian are to be fair..just the tip

Anyways... we actually had a great conversation over the day.. i wasn't even salty you kept sending me a gay porn stars pictures... because he is totally hot... and you were able to hold a decent conversation.
I mean after fake photos I didnt believe much you had to say...but you kept the day interesting.

Thanks for being the worst at catfishing...

I love gay porn,
Ashley

 

[Gracie13]

Dear litster,

I wish you knew.

Me.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Litster,

Please get well. We need you.

Litsters who love you

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Humerous Litster,

One day ☆☆☆POW☆☆☆ right in the kisser!

Rolling eyes Litster

 

[Sh75]

Dear Humerous Litster,

One day ☆☆☆POW☆☆☆ right in the kisser!

Rolling eyes Litster

Dear Rolling eyes litster,

Are you standing on a chair

Butt covering litster