Dear Litster, once more

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Mother F'in Goose (aka Meredith F'in Gentry),

Oh, Hell yes!

***cough***

I mean, yes, please.

(Running off into the other room to pull every single Laurell K. Hamilton, both Meredith Gentry and Anita Blake, off the bookshelves...)

Dear Faerie Fanatic,

I'll see what I can do.

With hugs,
Mother F'in Goose.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dearest Goslings,

To soothe you to sleep...
Paddington by Michael Bond

Mother F'in Goose

Dear Mother F'in Goose Litster,

Have you read the "Sleeping Beauty" books by A.N Roquelaure (aka Anne Rice)
Might be worth your time.

Literary Minded Litster

 

[Acktion]

Dear "Netflix and chill" Litster(s),

I honestly didn't understand until just today.

generationally gapped

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear "Netflix and chill" Litster(s),

I honestly didn't understand until just today.

generationally gapped

Dear Gapped Litster,

Don't feel bad. I get it, but it seems silly. Many of us prefer the old fashioned whispered "I want to take you home and fuck you senseless " .

Old but not dead Litster

 

[Acktion]

Dear Young as You Feel,

Amen, sister.

signed,
blunter than an anvil

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Litster Dudes,

If you want to make a memorable impression on me,
Send me your face
Or your voice
Or both!
Otherwise, you all run together like Tammy Faye's makeup.


Signed,
The Balls Are In Your Court Litster

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Litster Dudes,

If you want to make a memorable impression on me,
Send me your face
Or your voice
Or both!
Otherwise, you all run together like Tammy Faye's makeup.


Signed,
The Balls Are In Your Court Litster

Dear Queen Bee Litster,

Thanks for making an exception.

Signed,

Special Needs Litster

 

[Hornblende]

Dear Litster Dudes,

If you want to make a memorable impression on me,
Send me your face
Or your voice
Or both!
Otherwise, you all run together like Tammy Faye's makeup.


Signed,
The Balls Are In Your Court Litster

But it seems that you want the balls in your court, lovely MsHoney!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Court Justice,


Word.


Quid Pro Quo, Clarice.


Fara

Dear Fara,

Come for dinner. I'm having liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Signed,

Hungry Litster

 

[TTawhere]

Dear Tiptoe Litster,

Thanks for the patience. I'm working on it, but it is slow right now.

Hacking Pirate.

 

[TTawhere]

Dear RD Litster,

Somewhere you'd rather not go.

-Impatient Patient Litster

(The hot nurse fantasy was slightly destroyed...)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Tiptoe Litster,

Thanks for the patience. I'm working on it, but it is slow right now.

Hacking Pirate.

Dear Puny Pirate,

Make sure you keep getting plenty of rest.
I might be able to restore your hot nurse fantasy, but you have to be able to keep up.

I'll be out feeding the goats if you need me.

Signed,
Toe-tally amazing Litster

 

[TTawhere]

Dear Litsters, (That’s all of ya, so listen up!)

This is a public service announcement.

• Depression sucks. It has consequences. Get help. Talk to someone. Please. You may feel like you don’t matter, but you do.
  
• Don’t ignore that sore tooth. See a dentist. It is amazing how fast it can be deadly.
  
• Wash your hands. Wear the damned mask. Keep your distance.

PP&P PSA Partnership

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Dear Litsters, (That’s all of ya, so listen up!)

This is a public service announcement.

• Depression sucks. It has consequences. Get help. Talk to someone. Please. You may feel like you don’t matter, but you do.
  
• Don’t ignore that sore tooth. See a dentist. It is amazing how fast it can be deadly.
  
• Wash your hands. Wear the damned mask. Keep your distance.

PP&P PSA Partnership

Thank you!

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Litsters,

Don't forget your friends they worry about you and just wanna make sure you are OK..

Just sayin Litster

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Litster

I'm friendly and polite. But really, one way generic convo (what sandwich I like sort of thing ) are boring af.
Spare your energies.

Thanks but no thanks.
O.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

O,

You need some more tits?
‘Cause, ya know... I got ‘em.

Yours,
Fara

I do, I do, I do!

 

[Orchidea73]

O,

You need some more tits?
‘Cause, ya know... I got ‘em.

Yours,
Fara

Dear Fara

I'll always say yes to your gorgeous tatas. https://i.imgur.com/kYTPFDv.gif https://i.imgur.com/YHdPsI3.gif

Yours,
Half stoned and bored
O.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Dear Deac,

Is your name O???

Love,
Fara

It is now

DeacOn VOss

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Ahahaaaa!!!

Dear O wannabe,

I ducking love you.

Quack quack.

Dear Quack,

Orch's ta tas are fucking perfect. I'm satisfied

Love,

The OO

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Wasted,


Skype, baby.


Yours,
Fara

Dear gorgeous tatas!

Thank you so much.
Titties and lips = double pleasure.

Yours,
Awakening O.

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Quack,

Orch's ta tas are fucking perfect. I'm satisfied

Love,

The OO

LMAO

Dear dork

I fecking love you.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

LMAO

Dear dork

I fecking love you.

Dear Dorkette,

As one Fara would say, I know

The old dork

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litsters,

I go away for one night. One fucking night. And look. Mayhem.

Carry on!
Love, me

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear "I am bored therefore let's bore her to death as well"

My turn on are sheep. I suggest you count them.

Sleep well.
O