Dear Litster, once more

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Sorta Litster,

I am smart enough to know when I'm at the bottom of someone's list. That doesn't mean I have to accept it though, so I'm respectfully removing myself from yours.

Listless Litsterette

Dear Unlisted Litsterette,

But if you are the only one on the list, you would be on the bottom...and top simultaneously.

Lipster

Dear Litster - I can't decide what to do with my collection of dick pics. Is there a museum I can donate them to?

You could sneak in one night & tape them on the walls of Sexybritches classroom.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Unlisted Litsterette,

But if you are the only one on the list, you would be on the bottom...and top simultaneously.

Lipster

Dear Lipster,

that's the point - I wasn't the only one on the list, nor was I anywhere near the top.

De-Listed

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Lit,

I know it seems like I dropped you like a cum filled gutter whore, but you’re often in my thoughts. I mean it. For real. Seriously. I miss you like a coke whore sucking massive dongs for that $20 pinch.

Absent, but wishing everyone well (not you, the other people)

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear mr. giving-Ireland-a-bad-name,


Your Pm reads like a page out of a serial killer's manual. Seriously, who the eff are you hoping to entice with graphic propositions like that straight out the gate???

Ew, just ew.


Regards,
Where are all the witty, intelligent Irishmen looking for good conversation?

Dear Mr. Ireland,
To this I would add a good rule of thumb. When introducing yourself to someone here in a PM, do it just as if you were face to face at a mutual friend's party. If you wouldn't say it to a stranger in that situation, what makes you think anyone wants to hear that here?
Regards,
SNG sympathizer

 

[TheOriginalSA]

Dear mr. giving-Ireland-a-bad-name,


Your Pm reads like a page out of a serial killer's manual. Seriously, who the eff are you hoping to entice with graphic propositions like that straight out the gate???

Ew, just ew.


Regards,
Where are all the witty, intelligent Irishmen looking for good conversation?

They're with their Irish Wives lmao

 

[L3gacy]

Dear Litster,


“Feels”

 

[L3gacy]

Dear Unsigned,

Is that a verb?

Keeping abreast of things,

Fara

Dear Fara,

At times it’s a verb and others .....well a strong description of an internal soulful being

Signed
No sig

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear Vegas girl.

Clean up your inbox.

Welcome back.
O.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Lit,

I know it seems like I dropped you like a cum filled gutter whore, but you’re often in my thoughts. I mean it. For real. Seriously. I miss you like a coke whore sucking massive dongs for that $20 pinch.

Absent, but wishing everyone well (not you, the other people)

Dear Absentee litster,

I was worried about you. Glad to know you're still chugging along.

With hugs,
A flower

 

[TheOriginalSA]

*spittake*


Ahahaaaaaa!!!

Hands you a paper towel and brings the mop



I was laughing while typing it

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear PP @ PP&P,

How many towels will I need??

Enthusiastically,
P

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Dear Patient as Anything Litster,

Listening to me vent should come with hazard pay. So thank you for doing so, and understanding when I didn't myself.

Signed,
Not an Apology Litster

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Lipster,

that's the point - I wasn't the only one on the list, nor was I anywhere near the top.

De-Listed

Soooo...saving the absolute best for last are they?

 

[Apisto42]

Dear AF and JAF,

Kisses, spanks and gagging sloppy bjs.

Miss you guys.

A

 

[AmazingLost]

Dear you,

You're not as great as you think you are.

From,
Me

 

[Barnaby1960]

Dear Litster

Look after her...

 

[TTawhere]

Dear Laundry-Challenged Litster,

Modern problems require modern solutions. Might I suggest a Shamwow?

I hear that if you buy two, you get a set of Shtickys, free!

But Wait, There's More!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear across the world Litster,

I know you are sad today. It has been a year since you were here, and I know you had planned to be back. The world will open up again and my family will again welcome you back. Please don't be sad... *hugs*

Sincerely,

The positive thinking Litster.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Phantom Caller
I make you feel young and you make me feel valued. I miss you most and can't tell you how much my stolen moments mean to me.
Your always willing to cuddle girl

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Sad Litster,

I'm holding you ever so tight in my heart.

Princess Litster

 

[Sh75]

Dear Sad Litster,

I'm holding you ever so tight in my heart.

Princess Litster

Dear princess litster,

Fuck off !!!!

A little drunk litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear princess litster,

Fuck off !!!!

A little drunk litster

Dear Should have drank a little not a lot,

Shut up! Lmao!
You can't post when drunk!

Scandalized Princess

 

[Sh75]

Dear Should have drank a little not a lot,

Shut up! Lmao!
You can't post when drunk!

Scandalized Princess

Dear dramatic litster,

Do you know how hard it is to fit a little through a straw

And too late

Bratty litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear dramatic litster,

Do you know how hard it is to fit a little through a straw

And too late

Bratty litster

Dear Brat,

You're not supposed to suck a little, you're supposed to blow. Didn't we already have this conversation?

Rolling my eyes litster

 

[Sh75]

Dear Brat,

You're not supposed to suck a little, you're supposed to blow. Didn't we already have this conversation?

Rolling my eyes litster

Dear eye roller,

You are too much

Dancing litster