Dear Litster, once more

[Mav Unlimited]

Dear Annoying Litster,

I miss you.

Oh, and fuck you. For making me miss you.

Um... come back!!!

Hopeless Litster

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear all of you Litsters,


I think you’re all swell. The whole lot of ye.
Keep on pervin. Oh....do you remembah...

Nevermind.


Sincerely,

Me

 

[emsway]

Dear You,

I remember the 21st night of September.

Changing the minds of pretenders.


Yes I do.

Signed,

EW&F Litster

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear You,

I remember the 21st night of September.

Changing the minds of pretenders.


Yes I do.

Signed,

EW&F Litster

Dear Elemental Litster,

Just more proof of how rad you are.

I can dig it!!

Sincerely,

The AaaeeeeeeAaaa litster.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Writing Litster,

I'm amazed that this is happening again, and so soon. It's even better this time - I think the first one was just a warmup, and I'm glad.

Your Snuzzling Litster

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Writing Litster,

I'm amazed that this is happening again, and so soon. It's even better this time - I think the first one was just a warmup, and I'm glad.

Your Snuzzling Litster

Yay you

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Lit,

I know it seems like I dropped you like a cum filled gutter whore, but you’re often in my thoughts. I mean it. For real. Seriously. I miss you like a coke whore sucking massive dongs for that $20 pinch.

Absent, but wishing everyone well (not you, the other people)

You have been missed,,,get cracking and come back...Big hug for you and hope you have been well...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Building Litster,

I can't wait! I'm soooo excited!!

(A very tired) Princess Litster

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Only Lurks Birthday Boy.

I know you really don't come on here all that much. But I know you Lurk on occasion. I hope you have a fantastic Birthday today!! I miss your face around here, but I am grateful we still talk. You are an amazing friend and I am so lucky to have your friendship.

Oh to be 36 again lol...

Sincerely,

Thinking of you
Litster.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Musketeers,

I love you ladies like I love my flip flops. Thank you for my sounding board and you reminding me to take care of myself. I am happy we stumbled across each other and clicked

Your tired but Fighting friend

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Dear Ass That Won't Quit Litster,

I miss you in the trash heap.

Sincerely,
Your Pervy Racoon Princess

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Ass That Won't Quit Litster,

I miss you in the trash heap.

Sincerely,
Your Pervy Racoon Princess

Dear Pervy RP,

Can you introduce me to your friend ATWQ?

Thanks,

The Assman

 

[PattiJolene]

Dear l know who you are....
Back away, you do remember the last time you chased me around.
l will express myself as you know l have in the past.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Matchmaker,

I believe you abused the ATWQ term. Please be more careful in the future. Consider this a warning.

Sincerely,

Applicable Terminology Police

 

[Mei5ter]

Dear ATP Litster,

Don't even look at what you can't afford.

- sashaying into the sunset Litster.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear ATP Litster,

Don't even look at what you can't afford.

- sashaying into the sunset Litster.

I’m happy to see you posting after a long time...Hope you have been well sweet one

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

To my Goslings,

I go under in the morning and should be home by the afternoon. Drink an overcreamed and sugared coffee for me, eh?


Mother Fucking Goose

 

[JediSurfer]

Dear Lit,

I’m back! (Not sure anyone noticed) I wouldn’t wish Covid on my worst enemy and for gods sake why don’t people just wear a damn mask?! Anyway, I’ve missed being here and certainly missed a good deal of you.

Regards,

-Alive, Well, and ever the perv.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Dear magicsherman247,

Thank you for the lovely PM you sent me titled "In Response" - I've copied it below so I could reference it's literary greatness -

I am, however, a bit confused as I what I failed to respond to. I'm assuming that at some point you possibly sent me a PM that I failed to respond to, and judging by the one you sent today, I'd say there is a high probability that you worded it just as eloquently as the above message, which does not leave much by way of response. I am so terribly sorry to have disappointed you, as I so obviously live for the applause and approval of random men who send me messages here.

Good luck with your search for the perfect little lit lady who is just aching to have your affections bestowed upon her lowly self.


Sincerely,
Never been called a douche bag before...personally I prefer the term twat waffle

Dear LLS,

Hey. I know him! I got the very same PM verbatim.

Upstanding member of Lit right there.

Sincerely,
Your favorite Twat Waffle

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Twat Waffles,

Sorry you ladies have to put up with douche bags. Hiding behind a keyboard allows people to be more douchy.... Remember when guys had to actually call and meet your dad?

Your hopefully not a douche Mule

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Twat Waffle Litsters,

I saw your posts about the one cranky third grade edumacation litster. I am totally with you. Douche bag is such an outdated insult. He could have used douche canoe and that might have been more entertaining. As it is, twat waffle is a fine substitute. Good job in putting cum guzzling, attention seeking, overly horny, one hand on the keyboard, litsters in their place.

No really, funny as fuck!

Signed

Happy Humping Day Litster

 

[Xerxes82]

Dear Twat Wafflers,

Thank you for posting the message in full. Seeing an example of such outstanding humanity allows each of us the opportunity to learn from it's humility, grace and absolutely panty dropping tone.

Such lessons better us all.

The oops, I forgot my notepad Litster.

 

[Orchidea73]

Dear whiner

I do love a real man. It's just that we have two different views what a real man is.
Mine, sure as hell isn't someone who whines all the time. I love confidence and maturity in a man. Both qualities which you clearly lack.

Grow some pair!
O.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear Cheeseburger,

Yeah, you’re not hanging out in my kitchen.
You’re bland, no toppings and the bun is stale. Plus how do you not come with a side of fries and a Coke?!
No “just try it you might like it.” Not happening.

Signed,
Porterhouse fan

 

[Trekka]

Dear Porterhouse Fan,

How about a nicely aged ribeye and something spicy on the side?

Signed,
Craving Papayas