Dear Litster, once more

Dear Litster.

It doesn’t always have to be about sex. Try being just a bit more genuine, everyone else would greatly appreciate it I’m sure.

Signed

-Stop Killing Threads Please!
 
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Dear Chesty McFuckable,

With that droolable naked AV, AND your cheeky profile pic, ON A SEX SITE, maybe we need to have a come to Jesus talk about what “it’s not always about sex” means.

Fondly,
Creepy Pervert Gal

Chesty McFuckable...LOL 😂😂😂
 
Dear giving you the silent treatment Litsters

My mailbox was full. I got a little carried away and deleted everything.

If you messaged and you didn't receive a reply im not ignoring you. Well maybe 1 or 2 of you. But not YOU the frequent flyers or those with unlimited milage points.

Sincerely
Overzealous Litster.
 
Dear giving you the silent treatment Litsters

My mailbox was full. I got a little carried away and deleted everything.

If you messaged and you didn't receive a reply im not ignoring you. Well maybe 1 or 2 of you. But not YOU the frequent flyers or those with unlimited milage points.

Sincerely
Overzealous Litster.

I feel that. I save messages from those that intrigue me and those I might get back to later. My inbox is constantly at 90% or above and it drives me batty. Going with a clean slate is tempting. Enjoy!
 
Dear Lister -

I'm glad the treatment worked so well. However, I would not recommend jumping jacks on that ankle quite yet.

~ Dr. AF
 
Dear Dr. McFeely Litster,

While your methods are unconventional, they are very effective. Looking forward to checking my progress on the follow-up visit.

So are you saying that you don’t want that video of me doing jumping jacks?

Signed,

Worth the Co-Pay Litster
 
Dear Lit, (playgrounders)

This place can be addictive as hell, I’m sorry I went dark without so much as a post it note on the fridge, just know that you were always in the back of my mind and I’m back now and hornier than ever.

Regards

-Sex addict and future sponsor of one.
 
Dear Sorta Litster,

I am smart enough to know when I'm at the bottom of someone's list. That doesn't mean I have to accept it though, so I'm respectfully removing myself from yours.

Listless Litsterette
 
Dear Litster,

If you’re going to send me a PM can it please be more than 3 words and can it PLEASE have a little more effort? I feel like you’re fishing for a partner to just get off with when all you really need to do is watch some porn, and for crying out loud at least have a few posts under your belt/skirt! A member since 2007 with 0 posts just lets me know to completely ignore you.

Regards

-Horny but not desperate.
 
Dear Litster,

If you’re going to send me a PM can it please be more than 3 words and can it PLEASE have a little more effort? I feel like you’re fishing for a partner to just get off with when all you really need to do is watch some porn, and for crying out loud at least have a few posts under your belt/skirt! A member since 2007 with 0 posts just lets me know to completely ignore you.

Regards

-Horny but not desperate.

So what you're saying here is that Lit women can be just as big jerks as some of the men? :rolleyes:
 
So what you're saying here is that Lit women can be just as big jerks as some of the men? :rolleyes:

Dear Lister...Lit gender can not only sometimes be obtrusive but oftentimes switchable didn't you know? Or at least that's sure how it looks around these parts sometimes. :rolleyes:
 
Dear Litster - I can't decide what to do with my collection of dick pics. Is there a museum I can donate them to?
 
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