Dear Litster, once more

[BadAmy]

Dear newbie litster.

A lot of us saw that super misogynistic post before you removed it.

We know. And, yes we talk amongst ourselves about piles of shit like you.

Good luck getting all the 20somethings you so desperately desire.

Signed,
The female contingency.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear female contingency,

I have sometimes found myself in a bind when needing to have a “+1” for an occasion. Would you be willing to be my contingency female?

Please do not be a smoker, please do be clean shaven. Must like pickles.

Thanks,

In a bind.

 

[BadAmy]

Dear female contingency,

I have sometimes found myself in a bind when needing to have a “+1” for an occasion. Would you be willing to be my contingency female?

Please do not be a smoker, please do be clean shaven. Must like pickles.

Thanks,

In a bind.

Dear in a bind,
As long as there's bacon,

Signed
HRH.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear HRH (His Randy Ho),

I’ve got three pounds of bacon in the oven now. I also have dill, bread and butter, and gherkins for accompaniment.

Let’s go crazy!

All bound up

(Ps, bring some creamy peanut butter)

 

[BadAmy]

Dear HRH (His Randy Ho),

I’ve got three pounds of bacon in the oven now. I also have dill, bread and butter, and gherkins for accompaniment.

Let’s go crazy!

All bound up

(Ps, bring some creamy peanut butter)

Dear all bound up,
There are remedies for that.
I suggest avoiding the Camembert.

Signed,
It ain't gonna go down easy unless it's cheesy!

 

[Apisto42]

Dear all bound up,
There are remedies for that.
I suggest avoiding the Camembert.

Signed,
It ain't gonna go down easy unless it's cheesy!

Dear Easy,

You’ll never take my Camembert!

Signed,

Grunty but happy

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Dear Litsters,

This thread is now a hot mess.

Signed,
I'm eating a yoghurt.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Litsters,

This thread is now a hot mess.

Signed,
I'm eating a yoghurt.

Dear trying to start shit,

Eat your curdled milk however you want, but don’t bring up spelling arguments again!

Signed,

English is a pain in the ass

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Dear trying to start shit,

Eat your curdled milk however you want, but don’t bring up spelling arguments again!

Signed,

English is a pain in the ass

Dear Illiterate American,

Proper English has words like, "grey", "colour", "defence" and "doughnut."

Signed,
Starting a war with our colonial cousins.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Illiterate American,

Proper English has words like, "grey", "colour", "defence" and "doughnut."

Signed,
Starting a war with our colonial cousins.

Dear bumpkin Brit,

At least we still have the correct accent and didn’t change the way we speak because of some poncey “royal” bastards.

Signed,

Speaking English the correct way

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Dear bumpkin Brit,

At least we still have the correct accent and didn’t change the way we speak because of some poncey “royal” bastards.

Signed,

Speaking English the correct way

Dear Redneck Yokel,

WE speak with the correct accent and were speaking English before America existed.

We can say water correctly too without saying "warderrrr".

Signed,
I may have declared a war here ...

 

[BadAmy]

Dear Redneck Yokel,

WE speak with the correct accent and were speaking English before America existed.

We can say water correctly too without saying "warderrrr".

Signed,
I may have declared a war here ...

Dear war monger:

So, your from bri-in are ya?
We murikanz took freedomin to a whole new level, boss.

Signed,
I think it's the Canadians we need to worry aboot.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

We murikanz took freedomin to a whole new level, boss.

Signed,
I think it's the Canadians we need to worry aboot.

Dear Afraid of Canucks,

I rest my case.

Signed,
Right as always.

 

[Chillygirl]

Dear new guy,

Sending a PM that simply says “hey slut” probably isn’t gonna work. Dont be a stupid fcker….

Sincerely,
Already put you on ignore

 

[VoraciousValue]

Dear Redneck Yokel,

WE speak with the correct accent and were speaking English before America existed.

We can say water correctly too without saying "warderrrr".

Signed,
I may have declared a war here ...

Dear Oblivious,

Your use of the derogatory term "Redneck Yokel" is ironic given that, just like many redneck yokels, most of the royal family is inbred. Just sayin'!

Sincerely,

I Literally Have No Life

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear Litster with the redundant username,

Don’t bother sending me messages explaining your behavior. I have a good sense of who you are.

Signed,
The mod you’re hopefully going to leave alone

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Dear new guy,

Sending a PM that simply says “hey slut” probably isn’t gonna work. Dont be a stupid fcker….

Sincerely,
Already put you on ignore

That definitely is a most unusual/ridiculous Opener...never would have thought of that!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear @Oldermom935,

This isn’t the first time I’ve dealt with petty reports from you. Grow the fuck up. This is an adult forum.

Incidentally, no one reported your hijacking of the ABC Crush thread. Another post was reported and I was handling that when I saw you two derailing the thread with shit no one wants to see. Your posts were removed because they were off-topic and hijacking the thread. How about having that lovey dovey, off-topic back & forth in private rather than subjecting the rest of us to it. At least keep it out of the game threads. Kthx.

Rolling my eyes Litster

 

[Oldermom935]

I guess I owe you an apology as well as those in the room. But is this the proper way a moderator should be speaking to another adult?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I guess I owe you an apology as well as those in the room. But is this the proper way a moderator should be speaking to another adult?

Lol, yes. I did tone it down a bit, incidentally.

You could, of course, threaten to have all your friends ignore me. That’s how adults talk to other adults, right?

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

They merited attention, but the main offenders squick on.

Litster

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Litster,

They merited attention, but the main offenders squick on.

Litster

Dear Litster,
I'm right here. I can read this.
Squicking on,
Me

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Litster,
I'm right here. I can read this.
Squicking on,
Me

Litster,

Y’all aren’t even close. You have something to shoot for.

Litster

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Litster,

Y’all aren’t even close. You have something to shoot for.

Litster

Litster,
(insert joke about cum shooting here).
Too tired to think of one Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey, Creepy @lanceGibs

You know I can't stand you because you're a liar and a creep and all the things that have gotten you banned under other alts, yet you insist on lurking in my Daddy's Little Girl thread, you continue to "like" my posts and comment on them, and you listen to my audio and message me.

I'm not sure if you are doing it just to rile me up and it's your form of harassment, or if you're proving me right and continuing to be a creepy stalker. Either way, I'm calling out your behavior.

Have the day that you deserve,
Me