Dear Litster...

[mwmnpa]

Café au lait et des beignets avec moi?

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

The cat is out of the bag, and I wouldn't want it any other way

 

[smotherman]

Dear Litster,

Amazing butt!

FSC Litster

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Adamant That I Am Not A Eunuch Litster,

I'm sorry I tricked you into looking at the picture of the penis that clearly is suffering from a severe case of cybersyphilis.

If it'll make you feel better, I had to look at it, too... and for several moments while i tried to figure out how to trick you into having to look at it, too. So consider me punished.

On the other hand, doesn't the leaning tower of penis pic seem like Michaelangelo's David now?



Artistically reclined,
Appysnortado Da Vinci.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Adamant That I Am Not A Eunuch Litster,

I'm sorry I tricked you into looking at the picture of the penis that clearly is suffering from a severe case of cybersyphilis.

If it'll make you feel better, I had to look at it, too... and for several moments while i tried to figure out how to trick you into having to look at it, too. So consider me punished.

On the other hand, doesn't the leaning tower of penis pic seem like Michaelangelo's David now?



Artistically reclined,
Appysnortado Da Vinci.

Dear Fingerpaintin' Litster,

It's ok, honey. You obviously looked at it longer than I did And I wouldn't dreammmmmmmmmmmm of tryin' to punish you. However, that might change if you get the urge to visually reacquaint me with the leanin' tower of penis.

Dude. And just because they went on a nature walk before they had names? Don't judge me!!!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Fingerpaintin' Litster,

It's ok, honey. You obviously looked at it longer than I did And I wouldn't dreammmmmmmmmmmm of tryin' to punish you. However, that might change if you get the urge to visually reacquaint me with the leanin' tower of penis.

Dude. And just because they went on a nature walk before they had names? Don't judge me!!!

Dear Winner Of The Worst Mother Of Dream Twin Babies Of The Year Award Litster,

Fine.

How about the thumbelina penis? Remember how cute? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Coochie coochie...coooooo...cooties!

Dude. If i don't judge you, how will you win the award again next year? I'm only looking out for you.

And don't worry, I'm sure you forgetting to bring the babies to be born happens to every bad mother. Maybe they were meant to be caesarian babies anyway.

Veni, Vidi, VD.

I came, I saw, I scratched.

Speaking of VD.

Happy Nemo Day

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Winner Of The Worst Mother Of Dream Twin Babies Of The Year Award Litster,

Fine.

How about the thumbelina penis? Remember how cute? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Coochie coochie...coooooo...cooties!

Dude. If i don't judge you, how will you win the award again next year? I'm only looking out for you.

And don't worry, I'm sure you forgetting to bring the babies to be born happens to every bad mother. Maybe they were meant to be caesarian babies anyway.

Veni, Vidi, VD.

I came, I saw, I scratched.

Speaking of VD.

Happy Nemo Day

Dear "If Daniel Craig Should Ever Kick It . . ." Litster,

While normally I enjoy trips down memory lane with you . . . I do believe you've taken a wrong turn and proven once again why you should not be drivin'.

Please. No more accolades. Besides, I believe after leavin' your dream kid in the shoe store . . . we would be tied . . . not to each other. Perv!

Hmms. I'm not a bad dream mother! I was totally outraged about the tree stump, remember?

Oy. Nemo's about to be sushi.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear "If Daniel Craig Should Ever Kick It . . ." Litster,

While normally I enjoy trips down memory lane with you . . . I do believe you've taken a wrong turn and proven once again why you should not be drivin'.

Please. No more accolades. Besides, I believe after leavin' your dream kid in the shoe store . . . we would be tied . . . not to each other. Perv!

Hmms. I'm not a bad dream mother! I was totally outraged about the tree stump, remember?

Oy. Nemo's about to be sushi.

Dear Eating Taco Soup While The Hack Babysitter Was Whacking Your Toddler With A Flying Tree Stump Litster,

Maud. I didn't take a wrong turn, as it would be impossible for me to ever do anything but a right turn Now give me back the keys, you're driving on the wrong side of the footpath anyway.

No accolades?!!? But but but, you should be recognised!

And I do mean out on the street, so they can pull you over, and wish you a Happy Nemo Day.

For you.

http://blogs.sun.com/sbullen/resource/nemodesushi.jpg

Smile!

You're on Candida Camera.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Eating Taco Soup While The Hack Babysitter Was Whacking Your Toddler With A Flying Tree Stump Litster,

Maud. I didn't take a wrong turn, as it would be impossible for me to ever do anything but a right turn Now give me back the keys, you're driving on the wrong side of the footpath anyway.

No accolades?!!? But but but, you should be recognised!

And I do mean out on the street, so they can pull you over, and wish you a Happy Nemo Day.

For you.


Smile!

You're on Candida Camera.

Dear Obviously Doesn't Pay Attention Litster,

Once again . . . you're . . . wrong!

Don't think I don't know that when I turned my back, YOU ate all of that taco soup. *shudders* And it obviously affected your mind! She didn't whack him with the tree stump. It nearly FELL on him. And I'm not Maude. YOU are. How quickly you forget

Snort! But, honey, the footpath gives us better odds of hittin' more people

OMG. SNORTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

BITCHARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

You're lucky I loves you.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Obviously Doesn't Pay Attention Litster,

Once again . . . you're . . . wrong!

Don't think I don't know that when I turned my back, YOU ate all of that taco soup. *shudders* And it obviously affected your mind! She didn't whack him with the tree stump. It nearly FELL on him. And I'm not Maude. YOU are. How quickly you forget

Snort! But, honey, the footpath gives us better odds of hittin' more people

OMG. SNORTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

BITCHARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

You're lucky I loves you.

Dear Should Be Paying Less Attention To Me And More Preoccupied With Teaching Your Own Kids To Notice Falling Tree Stump That Apparently Tear Themselves Up From The Ground And Hover In The Air To Maim Miracle Growing Dream Twin Babies ... Litster.

I'm NOT wrong.

Putting extra dots in the middle of the sentence doesn't make it so. How many times do I have to remind you, you can only win like this...

YOU'RE wrong! I win, so there

Now look what you've done, you've made me give away the winning secret to everyone. I'm going to be very busy going around killing everyone now. *throws you a 2 x 4* Least you can do is help out.

Or... *throws you the keys*

There you go, no chance anyone will survive now. *puts my seat belt on* Though...*peers over at you* I find it kinda unfair that your side has airbags.

And I did mean, already attached to you

Hold on, Nemo, you're in for a bumpy ride.

 

[Wings27]

You know who you are,

If you put that on youtube I WILL hunt you down. And you WILL regret it. Immensely.

Signed,
One SERIOUSLY pissed off Litster

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Adorable Lunch Eating Buddy...

I love you despite your lunacy.

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Litster #1,

Come on over to this side of the fence...we have a lot of fun and no drama.




Dear Litster #2,

I'm beginning to think you're not very good friend material.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Addicted Litster,

I miss you

**********
Dear Pair of Crazy Snorty Litsters,

You were both sorely missed

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Dear Ghetto Booty Litster,

Are you a desperate housewife in CA yet?

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[Nightbird]

Dear Litster..

I miss sharing music with you.

 

[smotherman]

Dear Litster,


Never been to Toronto, Canada

But always wanted to visit!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,



*does self-examination*

It's a sad day when my sores were missed more than I was

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

Never been to Toronto, Canada

But always wanted to visit!

Dear Litster,

It's a wonderful place to visit as a tourist... in the warmer weather

Signed,
Budding her nose in Litster from Ontario

Dear Litster,



*does self-examination*

It's a sad day when my sores were missed more than I was

Dear Smartass Litser,

You ought to get some cream or a salve for those

*ducks*

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Smartass Litser,

You ought to get some cream or a salve for those

*ducks*

Dear Thoughtfully Givin' Advice Litster,

Why would I want 'em to clear up? This way I get plenty of time alone

Ooh, a new game?

*cows*

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Litster..

Im an Ontarian too

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Thoughtfully Givin' Advice Litster,

Why would I want 'em to clear up? This way I get plenty of time alone

Ooh, a new game?

*cows*

Ahh... you wear a shield of sores to keep away the mens... Smart

*goats*

*gets confused*

*wonders if she should have gone with poultry*

Dear Litster..

Im an Ontarian too

Dear Neighbour Litster,

Howdy

 

[omahaman2]

Dear roommate Litser,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4zqLq3l1uU

Oman!

 

[done_got_old]

Dear roommate Litser,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4zqLq3l1uU

Oman!

Dear Lister,
You're a day late and a dollar short.
Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Pot Throwing Litster,

hugs, more hugs, and then another one. Just because.

Spring is indeed, just around the corner, and who knows, you may be throwing JUGS before you know it.


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Dear Trying to Educate the Don't Want to Be Educated in NASCAR Litster.

Not only did you pass muster, he thinks you are fun!!! Now, that's quite a proclamation from Archie Bunker!

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Dear Never Worry What Others Think Litster...

Don't. Be yourself and if they don't like it, they aren't worth your effort!

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Dear Texting Girl...

I got a bigger texting package...so bring it

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Dear MINE Litster...

What a BEAUTIFUL morning. I could go for, oh.....an eternity of those!

ILY my HDF.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Zen PM'ing Litster.

You are a very wise, and kind man!

Just pointing out the facts.