Dear Litster...

[artlover637]

Dear Potential Lunch Buddy Litsters

Don't worry if he gives it up I promise to shut my eyes...really tight....honest

It is with much regret that I have to inform you fabuloso 3 muskateers that there could be a flaw in the plan.

I am a mother....albeit not a very good one...and with the exception of this week....during which my children are zooming up and down slopes in the Alps with their father and his only just of legal age European girlfriend that probably has hairy armpits and a bush the size of Australia...ok ok she probably doesn't but it helps me to think she does...on a normal week they are thoroughly and totally selfish in the way only children can be and actually expect me to help them with homework and cook their meals around that time each day.....therefore I will not be free to come out for lunch....or watch Art come out for lunch There is a possibility that I could do it on a Wednesday but it would have to be 1pm EST (get me) at the earliest. Thank you for your kind invitation......and if you do end up convening on a Wednesday around that time please patch me in.

Over and out.

Now smells delicious and has clean teeth and everything Litster

Dear missing lunch mom Litster,

There will be many lunches coming up. It's likely that one would fit your schedule.

friendly luncher Litster

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear fancying a drink litster
you
me
plenty of gin
nuff said

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Crved Litster...

You, dear heart, are the BEST ...and so damn good to and for me.

I know you like busy, but darn it...you are in hyperdrive!!!




Dear There's a Pond Down the Road Litster...(or something like that)

and then and then

You always make me smile, feel better...even for us being two hyper chicklets...you calm me! How the heck does that work?

And really, you can't know a Hun is better than a Sheep Shagger, less ya been with a Sheep Shagger...would just like to point that out...and no, you can't be with mine!




Dear Boy Would We Cause Trouble if We Lived Nearer Litster,

Your email today....Perfection.

What a heart on ya, wummin!



Dear Favorite Lunch Buddy Litster...

If you don't like the food at our next luncheon site....you will only have yourself to blame as you will put it together! Cutie.




Dear You Didn't Ignore Me Litster...

Life happens, sweetheart. No worries.




Dear Can't Lunch with Us Litster...

That's too bad...maybe we could bring lunch to you!!! Now there's an idea!




Dear PLK Litster,

I am a stage diving virgin. But, I'm willing to not be

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear pond skimming litster
I am zen when i wanna be
lmao
i think this is gonna be a LONG weekend

 

[kendra1980]

dear pond skimming litster
I am zen when i wanna be
lmao
i think this is gonna be a LONG weekend

Dear Zen Master Litster...

For once, I'm feeling like it is going to fly by. I'm trying to make that so!

I'm driving by Arty's house tomorrow, considering ringing the doorbell and running

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Zen Master Litster...

For once, I'm feeling like it is going to fly by. I'm trying to make that so!

I'm driving by Arty's house tomorrow, considering ringing the doorbell and running

dear ding dong dashing litster
dont be fraid of arty
he's harmless

we need to meet up for a drink even if its just a virtual one



how was molly?
like i need to ask

 

[kendra1980]

dear ding dong dashing litster
dont be fraid of arty
he's harmless

we need to meet up for a drink even if its just a virtual one



how was molly?
like i need to ask

Dear Virtual Drinking Litster,

I'm not afraid of him...I just like to keep him blushing and laughing.

Molly was...OMG, it was amazing. Actually one of the most fun concerts I've been to. Wish I'd brought my stupid camera. Wish I'd have gotten you a tshirt!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Virtual Drinking Litster,

I'm not afraid of him...I just like to keep him blushing and laughing.

Molly was...OMG, it was amazing. Actually one of the most fun concerts I've been to. Wish I'd brought my stupid camera. Wish I'd have gotten you a tshirt!

dear molly raging litster
thats ok
make him blush for as long as you can
no worries on the t
just happy you had fun even though the warden was there
\

 

[kendra1980]

dear molly raging litster
thats ok
make him blush for as long as you can
no worries on the t
just happy you had fun even though the warden was there
\

Dear They Had A T That Was Perfect For You Litster...

It made me think of you, and on the way out had the line not been so long, had I not been so blooteredd, and had it not been so late...you'd have had your shirt!

Great seats, great opening bands, great people....and then they came out and kicked arse. It was a dancing and make your voice disappear kind of night

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear They Had A T That Was Perfect For You Litster...

It made me think of you, and on the way out had the line not been so long, had I not been so blooteredd, and had it not been so late...you'd have had your shirt!

Great seats, great opening bands, great people....and then they came out and kicked arse. It was a dancing and make your voice disappear kind of night

dear voiceless litster
im happy you had a good time'
they are a fun band live
humming drunken lullabies
I was good
went to bed EARLY even
thinking i may make up for it this weekend

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear MOM litser
We all know you are a great Mom! I found your pic online
http://www.norcalblogs.com/commission/images/june_cleaver.jpg
but alas,
i found the girlfriend,too!
http://onlyforever.com/l_ludo.jpeg

Haha if only we had that show here I'd love to be able to make references to beavers on a regular basis She looks very umm...'dashing' too

The girlfriend is hot stuff huh?

 

[kendra1980]

dear voiceless litster
im happy you had a good time'
they are a fun band live
humming drunken lullabies
I was good
went to bed EARLY even
thinking i may make up for it this weekend

Dear Wonders What Kind of Texts I'll Get This Weekend Litster,

I've got Devil's Dance Floor in my head and can't get it out...maybe because that mosh pit was pretty much the Devil's Dance Floor.

Beer baths are not for the weak and meek!

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Literoticans That Lunch Litsters

I would love it if we could schedule it somehow someday. Thank you for being so welcoming...I promise not to talk with my mouth full...well..ok I don't but I promise not to belch.....well...ok I don't.

Roller Derby Chica Litster

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear across the pond chica
we are a twisted lot if you can abide freaky septics,,we would love to have you

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

dear across the pond chica
we are a twisted lot if you can abide freaky septics,,we would love to have you

Dear twisted sista

You clearly never met the Uk branch of your long lost family!
Welcome to my world

Putting The Fun In Dysfunctional Litster

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Wonders What Kind of Texts I'll Get This Weekend Litster,

I've got Devil's Dance Floor in my head and can't get it out...maybe because that mosh pit was pretty much the Devil's Dance Floor.

Beer baths are not for the weak and meek!

that is a great one as well
beer baths
just think
beer is good for you hair
ive gotten many a bruise/bump/cut in the middle of the moshing
all part of the deal
remind me to show you my battle wounds,,,,lol

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear twisted sista

You clearly never met the Uk branch of your long lost family!
Welcome to my world

Putting The Fun In Dysfunctional Litster

dear foxy chicklet
not yet
im headed partialy yer way soon
the sooner the better i say
we are indeed kindred spirits
hums the tune to the Adams family

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

dear foxy chicklet
not yet
im headed partialy yer way soon
the sooner the better i say
we are indeed kindred spirits
hums the tune to the Adams family

*clicks fingers*

(throws lifebelt for you to swim the rest of the way)

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

*clicks fingers*

(throws lifebelt for you to swim the rest of the way)

dear life saver tossing litster
thanks for the help out
sure as hell beats paying fuck me rates on airfare

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

dear life saver tossing litster
thanks for the help out
sure as hell beats paying fuck me rates on airfare

Dear Budget Airline Sista Litster

Tell me about it. I just sold my youngest child and a kidney for a ticket to Vegas

Priorities In Order Litster

 

[artlover637]

Dear Budget Airline Sista Litster

Tell me about it. I just sold my youngest child and a kidney for a ticket to Vegas

Priorities In Order Litster

Dear Vegas Showgirl Litster,

You over-shot my airport.

Stuck in the cold Litster

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Budget Airline Sista Litster

Tell me about it. I just sold my youngest child and a kidney for a ticket to Vegas

Priorities In Order Litster

dear like minded britty sistah
vegas huh?
have fun chica
be warned
vegas is america on acid sorta

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Vegas Showgirl Litster,

You over-shot my airport.

Stuck in the cold Litster

Dear In Rearview Mirror Litster

Will see if the pilot can do anything about that

Fluffing Feather Headdress Litster

dear like minded britty sistah
vegas huh?
have fun chica
be warned
vegas is america on acid sorta

Dear Warning Me Of The Perils Of Acid Litster

I can't wait. Do you think my caffeine addiction will keep me awake enough to cope? haha

Hardcore Caffeine Addict Litster

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Nancy Drew Litster,

We are glad you are on the case.

We look forward to getting the skinny, as soon as you are ready to give it.






Dear Private Investigator Hiring Litster,

Nancy Drew will have that information for you, within the week. She does good work!

 

[omahaman2]

Dear Nancy Drew Litster,

We are glad you are on the case.

We look forward to getting the skinny, as soon as you are ready to give it.






Dear Private Investigator Hiring Litster,

Nancy Drew will have that information for you, within the week. She does good work!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4V1tSKfp7M