Dear Litster...

[ms_intrigue]

.....

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Traveling Litster...

I have my cell, strapped on

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster that Doesn't Post Here Anymore,

You are SO Twitterpated it is hard to see past that glaring glow of you glowingness

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Looking for Me Lucky Charms Litster,

I know, but it's the three of ya that make me that way.

Sitting in the time out chair litster

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Time-Out Litster,

It's not me. I'm as pure as the driven snow. I think it's more the puke-a-lil-in-the-mouth ones to blame.

Running for the bathroom Litster.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Praying to the Porcelain God Litster,

Oh I bet that's the ticket! I'm glad that I'm not the only one that has vapor puke.


Holding your hair back again litster

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Praying to the Porcelain God Litster,

Oh I bet that's the ticket! I'm glad that I'm not the only one that has vapor puke.


Holding your hair back again litster

Dear Sister Litster,

Thanks for the hair tie. Only a friend would do that.

~Running again Litster

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Getting in Shape Litster,

Here's a puke bucket now would you sit down in the corner wif me?

Lonely in the corner Litster

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Corner-Bound Litster,

Only if you'll sit beside me when I'm in jail.

Bucket-holding Litster

 

[artlover637]

Dear Litster,

I'm just tired.

Mind-numb litster

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Bucket holding Litster,

You know it! We'll call daddy, he'll bail us out.

Corrupted Litster

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Corrupting Litster,

We have to wait another day. He's not back yet. He says we can borrow the jacuzzi though.

Bikini-clad Litster

 

[faithchick]

*nods*

Dear Litsters in Love,

Stop it. You make the rest of us feel bad.

Just kidding- get down with your bad, in-love selves

But seriously, the sappiness may cause cavities for the rest of us

Wishing you good dental health,
A concerned Litster

Dear concerned Litster,

Sorry for making you feel bad, but being in love is an amazing thing.

I'm a sending you some cavity protection toothpaste cause the sappiness is just beginning (insert evil laugh)

 

[omahaman2]

Dear roommate litser,

To be with you is like living in a dream. You make my world such a beautiful place, I wonder now what I was before I met you. Can you see ... the way that you allow me to erase all the negative and live purely on all the beautiful positive energy that flows from being with you? I knew somehow that this kind of love existed, but I was almost convinced that it was buried in the sands of time.

Since you have come into my life, I know now that there still is and can be true love. Some may ask what about the difficult times? And I can honestly say I welcome the opportunity to experience every emotion with you, as long as we can do it together. I believe that in love there is nothing that we could not overcome. The love I feel for you is so intense, so free, so overflowing that deep within me I truly believe it can surpass the end of our very flesh. I love you, , and intend to show you how much each and every moment of the rest of our lives.

Love always,

Oman

 

[le_sucre]

Dear Litster ~

Please let me know ~ I'm worried.

Thinking of You Litster

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear concerned Litster,

Sorry for making you feel bad, but being in love is an amazing thing.

I'm a sending you some cavity protection toothpaste cause the sappiness is just beginning (insert evil laugh)

Dear Colgate Pusher,

I believe you- and I'll do my best to repress my gag reflex

I wish you, and all the other sappy Litsters the very, very best

 

[faithchick]

Dear Colgate Pusher,

I believe you- and I'll do my best to repress my gag reflex

I wish you, and all the other sappy Litsters the very, very best

Dear Reformed Litster,

LMAO .... enough said.

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Litster, points at self in the mirror

If you do not get a grip on this....you know the repercussions, wise up....or the stint in the hospital last spring will look like a cake walk!!!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Bodacious Set of Ta Ta's Litster.

Only one of us can get sick. If you are going to take it on, does that mean I can give mine up?

YOU take care of yourself...or I'll drive down there and contaminate you as I take care of you.

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Loveliness Wrapped In Red,

I refuse!!!

When shall I expect you?

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Loveliness Wrapped In Red,

I refuse!!!

When shall I expect you?

Dear Fellow Wobbly Litster...

You can't refuse. It is in the friend handbook. If friend A is ill, Friend B must refrain, at least until what time, the Friend A is well...then the Friend B is free to become ill.

Look on page 43, 3rd paragraph, second clause.

I kid you not!

You should expect me when I am not so wobbly on me pins, I fall over!

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Fellow Wobbly Litster...

You can't refuse. It is in the friend handbook. If friend A is ill, Friend B must refrain, at least until what time, the Friend A is well...then the Friend B is free to become ill.

Look on page 43, 3rd paragraph, second clause.

I kid you not!

You should expect me when I am not so wobbly on me pins, I fall over!

Dear Ms Sexy Pins....

Can you just imagine us both on those "V" meds????

Now, check page 69, last paragraph...the only clause....when pain meds are involved....just enjoy the buzz.

Signed...
Litster who knows to just stay on her ass.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Ms Sexy Pins....

Can you just imagine us both on those "V" meds????

Now, check page 69, last paragraph...the only clause....when pain meds are involved....just enjoy the buzz.

Signed...
Litster who knows to just stay on her ass.

Dear Ass Staying Litster,

Was that a subtle slam at my inability to sit still for more than 5 minutes? I promised the doc 2 hours down for each hour up.

I told a friend of ours that reminded me of his condition when near his lady

I am trying to follow the rules, I just think the rules blow!

 

[exividere2]

Dear YOU Litster,

Thank you.


Mr. Smart Ass

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Picking on the Infirmed...you are so cute it hurts to look at you, Litster.


I'll have you know I do swallow now! HA, and so there!