Dear Litster...

[SecretLove69]

I rarely come in here. I'm always afraid someone will be writing about me. then I remember, not many people could givea damn about me. lol

Dear lonely Litster

Well, since I'm not like most people - I will, if you don't mind, continue to give a damn about you.


My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking for others!
Marquis de Sade

 

[luv1]

Dear litster

Do you know anyone free next week? I fancy doing something. Combing my hair in a different parting isn't holding the thrill it once had.

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster


You drive me insane....but please don't stop on my account

 

[Razzbeary]

Dear Litsters,

I've been thinking about you both today...

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster


You drive me insane....but please don't stop on my account

Dear litster

If I was you, I'd phone accident direct....or crime stoppers. You might be in for a bit of cash for either way.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear litster

If I was you, I'd phone accident direct....or crime stoppers. You might be in for a bit of cash for either way.

Dear Litster,

you two timing fink!! *pelts you with the pink fuzzy dice*

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

you two timing fink!! *pelts you with the pink fuzzy dice*

Dear Litster


Stop throwing the twins. They have exams on monday and you now it. You might be happy with them working in a mcdonalds but I have great thing planned....Like manager or my local tescos. I want that discount on the deli section darn it!! AND NO ONES GOING TO STOP ME!!!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster


Stop throwing the twins. They have exams on monday and you now it. You might be happy with them working in a mcdonalds but I have great thing planned....Like manager or my local tescos. I want that discount on the deli section darn it!! AND NO ONES GOING TO STOP ME!!!

Dear Litster,

*sniffles* you USED to like it when I threw the twins at you...in fact isn't that why we got married... because I wouldnt flash them at you until we were wed?
Now you're shipping them off to get an education! I told you, you shouldn't give them lofty ambitions... they're stuck in their cupsize, er, class for life!

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear Litser,

Thank you.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

*sniffles* you USED to like it when I threw the twins at you...in fact isn't that why we got married... because I wouldnt flash them at you until we were wed?
Now you're shipping them off to get an education! I told you, you shouldn't give them lofty ambitions... they're stuck in their cupsize, er, class for life!

Dear Litster

Yeah, at first it was cute. But I saw more. MORE! I saw the future for them. Harvard, Yale. Hull poly. They can be big one day. They can be running the country....I don't know which one, but that doesn't matter as long as we get a limo with black windows and a heated swimming pool....and that discount at the deli. Let them be all they can be.

 

[ima6uldv8]

Dear Litster,
Why are there so many crazy people on the GB?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster

Yeah, at first it was cute. But I saw more. MORE! I saw the future for them. Harvard, Yale. Hull poly. They can be big one day. They can be running the country....I don't know which one, but that doesn't matter as long as we get a limo with black windows and a heated swimming pool....and that discount at the deli. Let them be all they can be.

Dear Litster,

It's just... they never left home without me.

And can't we have all the dark window'd cars and pool if they just marry into the mafia? I bet they own ALL the delis. You could ever have you very own slicer...the person, not the machine... though slicer person might not be availabie on *whispers* clean up day *touches nose knowingly*.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

It's just... they never left home without me.

And can't we have all the dark window'd cars and pool if they just marry into the mafia? I bet they own ALL the delis. You could ever have you very own slicer...the person, not the machine... though slicer person might not be availabie on *whispers* clean up day *touches nose knowingly*.

Dear litster


You have to cut them loose and let them grow up on thier on one day. Though we could just plant them in the garden and see what happens. That might work. And anyways. The mafia might be all well and nice. But I want kebebs too.....And please take you finger out of my nostril.

 

[Kylan]

Dear Literonian.

My manner of thinking stems straight from my considered reflections; it holds with my existence, with the way I am made. It is not in my power to alter is; and were it, I'd not do so.

This manner of thinking you find fault with is my sole consolation in life; it alleviates all my sufferings in prison, it composes all my pleasures in the world outside, it is dearer to me than life itself.

Not my manner of thinking but the manner of thinking of others has been the source of my unhappiness.

-: - De Sade.

~ Could somebody please hurry up with that time-machine.

~ Modern, free thinking is pissing me off.

 

[joeys-game]

Dear Litero,
Could you just say it plainly, say what you feel, mean what you say.

 

[Kylan]

Dear Bad boy Literonian.

La nature, qui pour l'entretien parfait des lois de son équilibre général, a parfois le besoin des vices et parfois des vertus, inspire maintenant cette impulsion, maintenant qu'une, selon de ce qu'elle a besoin.

*nods wisely*

*fails to stifle a fit of manly giggles*

 

[joeys-game]

Dear Litero,

Say what?

You expect me to interpret that?

 

[Kylan]

Dear Bad boy Literonian.

~ No Mr Joey Bond.

~ I expect you to die.

*strokes white cat*

Muhahahahahahaha.

 

[joeys-game]

Dear Litero,
You expect me to die?

Whose gonna kill me?

 

[Kylan]

Dear Bad boy Literonian.


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM

 

[joeys-game]

Damn its been a long time since i heard that

 

[Kylan]

Dear Bad boy Literonian.

Have you got a favourite James Bond actor ... I used to say Connery, but I loved Craig in Casino Royale.

Please bear in mind if you say Roger Moore I may just have to come visit some quiet, dark night.

 

[joeys-game]

Deat Litero,
I hated Moore, always been Connery, he's just an all round great guy!

 

[Kylan]

Dear Bad boy Literonian.

Yup, but that Daniel Craig just seems to give it that hint of realism (???) ...

Vesper Lynd: I can't resist waking you. Every time I do you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn.

James Bond: If you had just been born wouldn't you be naked?

 

[elizabeth22673]

Dear Litster
I want to make love to you so much it hurts