Dear Litster...

[lovemonster]

Glad to see we agree, clit flicker.

Any time, slit slapper.

 

[sno_22]

Glad to see we agree, clit flicker.

Hey hey hey, I'm a clit flicker


Wait...wth did I just admit that...

 

[Guest]

Dear Litsters

Or is it slit slapper and clit flicker.

Shut the fuck up. You're both giving me a stiffy.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litsters

Or is it slit slapper and clit flicker.

Shut the fuck up. You're both giving me a stiffy.

Dear Litster,

We want proof.

 

[sirgary]

...ya'll are making me hungry....

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Litster,

We want proof.

Dear nipple twister... I mean Litster,

Do you think we'll get photographic proof?

 

[lovemonster]

Dear nipple twister... I mean Litster,

Do you think we'll get photographic proof?

Dear pussy poker....I mean Litster,

We bloody well better!

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear pussy poker....I mean Litster,

We bloody well better!

Dear boobalicious blonde... I mean Litster,

He's not listening to us.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear boobalicious blonde... I mean Litster,

He's not listening to us.

Dear beautilicious breasticles....I mean Litster,

Nope, I'm most aggrieved.

In fact, so aggrieved, I'm going to bed now.

G'night

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster,

We want proof.

Dear cunny bunnies

I can't... I'm shy.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear cunny bunnies

I can't... I'm shy.

Dear Lister,

If you really wanted people to see you as shy, you might want to rethink the cock shot we all saw in the Which Lister thread.

 

[Guest]

Dear Lister,

If you really wanted people to see you as shy, you might want to rethink the cock shot we all saw in the Which Lister thread.

Dear Lovely Jubblies

You forgot about my bum shot too..... (though an alt called it a fat ass.... and H is not wrong)

But I AM shy!!

The 4 woman I was camming to on Saturday night will tell you... after mooning them, I refused to masturbate.

I have standards.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Lovely Jubblies

You forgot about my bum shot too..... (though an alt called it a fat ass.... and H is not wrong)

But I AM shy!!

The 4 woman I was camming to on Saturday night will tell you... after mooning them, I refused to masturbate.

I have standards.

Dear Junk Juggler,

Yeah, that pissed me off when you wouldn't...

I have no idea what you mean.

 

[lexielou2]

Dear lister,

And very disappointed we were too...we want our money back that we paid for that strip show!!

 

[Guest]

Dear lister,

And very disappointed we were too...we want our money back that we paid for that strip show!!

What do you want? Blood?

Didn't see any of you ladies flashing your bum.

 

[Guest]

Dear Junk Juggler,

Yeah, that pissed me off when you wouldn't...

I have no idea what you mean.

Dear Litster

Lexie will explain.

 

[lexielou2]

What do you want? Blood?

Didn't see any of you ladies flashing your bum.

Dear Lister,

Blood wasn't exactly the bodily fluid that we were after...

True...but one did get her tits out...and very nice there were too

 

[BlueMorpho]

What do you want? Blood?

Didn't see any of you ladies flashing your bum.

Oh yeah? See attached.

(You snooze, you lose. It WAS a picture of my posterior, by the way.)

 

[TwoMuchFun]

Thanks Blue. I likee likee likee

 

[BlueMorpho]

Thanks Blue. I likee likee likee

You're welcome, honey. Not quite as nice as yours, but still sexy.

 

[TwoMuchFun]

I appreciate the compliment sweetie but you'll turn far more head than I ever will.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,


I'm glad to hear that you and my babies are alright...I would hate to have to fly down to take care of you...yup that would be horrible...wanna try it one more time?

 

[TwoMuchFun]

Dear Litster,


Thank you Sase for the thoughts.....we were fortunate to be okay.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Litster,


I'm glad to hear that you and my babies are alright...I would hate to have to fly down to take care of you...yup that would be horrible...wanna try it one more time?

Dear Litster,

I think you're cool.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

I'm glad cuz if my little princess would have hurt a hair on my boys little heads I would have to come and take care of them...



Bearing GIFTS!