Dear Litster...

[Kinky-Princess]

Dear litster, you stronger then you think.

 

[keiffers]

Dear litster, you stronger then you think.

Dear Litster

<prolly not meant for me> but thanks, just what i needed to hear today

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Enough is enough.

Stop it now.

 

[Kinky-Princess]

Dear Litster

<prolly not meant for me> but thanks, just what i needed to hear today

You’re welcome anyway, because that really can apply to a lot of people.
Now if only I would tell myself that. lol

 

[keiffers]

You’re welcome anyway, because that really can apply to a lot of people.
Now if only I would tell myself that. lol

Dear Litster

I need to hear it more often and have someone around to smack it into me everyday (several times a day)

 

[bbwsadieml]

Dear Litster ...

Thank you.

 

[Guest]

Dear Litser

I am tired of you constantly talking down about yourself. This 'oh woe is me' crap is keeping me away as i have enough problems of my own. i am not going to cater(sp?) to this depression anymore. i am not going to sit here and read your posts anymore. you need to seek therapy or something as nothing i say seems to work.

you seem to take me not CONSTANTLY posting on your threads personally and even when i do post....you take that personally as well. i have a life offline, you know?

i am not going to say who i am talking about so, if you think this is you....then go with that feeling as i simply won't care.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litser

I am tired of you constantly talking down about yourself. This 'oh woe is me' crap is keeping me away as i have enough problems of my own. i am not going to cater(sp?) to this depression anymore. i am not going to sit here and read your posts anymore. you need to seek therapy or something as nothing i say seems to work.

you seem to take me not CONSTANTLY posting on your threads personally and even when i do post....you take that personally as well. i have a life offline, you know?

i am not going to say who i am talking about so, if you think this is you....then go with that feeling as i simply won't care.

Dear Litster,

Give me two guesses and I will tell you who you are talking about...

In every posting board and news group I have ever been a member of, there has been one constant....the professional victim......and lit is no different.....sorry you fell in to a hole, sounds like you just climbed out...congrads...

...better days are coming for you sweetie...

 

[Guest]

Dear sirgary,

thanks

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster

Thank you, for bringing a smile to my face in more ways than one

yeah you will get a BIG head...I don't care

 

[luv1]

Dear litster

More tea?

Love and hugs xxx

 

[BlackWolf65]

Dear Litsters:

I've received both of your PMs, and I'm not ignoring you. I'm trying to form a decent response to each of you, because I've had some new, previously forgotten information given to me this evening.

But please know this: We're good. I just have to sort some stuff in my head here for a day or two more...

BW

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

*dissolves into giggles*

yeah ok, this isn't really to anyone in particular.

i'm popping back and forth from the kitchen where i was chopping up some vegetable for a stir fry and the courgette looked kinda pervy.

*more giggles*

Or it could just be I'm stupidly giddy

Carry on.

 

[outsidein]

Dear Litster...

thank you for giving me joy and bringing so much fun into my life

 

[candiman40]

Dear Ex- Litster,

I wish you nothing but the warmest, happiest wishes, Good Luck in Iowa and your new love.....

~ J

 

[whspr]

Dear Litster,

How can I tell you about how it feels to have the feelings going to the second degree?
Someday I will whisper them in your ear.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

You are SO Mildred and you know it.

*pinch*

Loves you,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear MildredSnort,

I am not Mildred.

And it's very sneaky of you to leave this bomb here for me and disappear. Just the kind of thing a Mildred would do.

You're lucky I'm not Mildred or else I would run you over in the car I didn't know I was driving.

*pinches harder*

Loves you,
Not Mildred.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear ForgetfulLitsterMildred,

It's ok that you don't remember who you are. I still loves you.

Though I can't believe you pinched my nerve!

Loves you,
TheResponsiblySnortinDriver

 

[asian_princess]

Dear ForgetfulLitsterMildred,

It's ok that you don't remember who you are. I still loves you.

Though I can't believe you pinched my nerve!

Loves you,
TheResponsiblySnortinDriver

Dear SenileILeaveMyTeethInTheCoffeeMugByTheBedMildredLitster,

You not only don't know who I am, you've forgotten who YOU are also.

You should give me the access to your security box for safe keeping in case you forget where you put your keys.

You have some pinched nerve blaming me for your pinched nerve.

*reaches out to pinch and tweak your arm*

ahhhhhhhhhhh *screams as you swerve to the side*

Drive carefully, Mildred!

Lucky I loves ya.

xo,
FearingForHerLife.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear SenileILeaveMyTeethInTheCoffeeMugByTheBedMildredLitster,

You not only don't know who I am, you've forgotten who YOU are also.

You should give me the access to your security box for safe keeping in case you forget where you put your keys.

You have some pinched nerve blaming me for your pinched nerve.

*reaches out to pinch and tweak your arm*

ahhhhhhhhhhh *screams as you swerve to the side*

Drive carefully, Mildred!

Lucky I loves ya.

xo,
FearingForHerLife.

Dear LightAMatchThatsAFire,Right?ComeHomeNowLitster,

Oh, yeah. I totally haven't forgotten that you tried to burn my house down while I was gettin' free coffee . . . just cause you were bored. I forget nothin'. And stop drawin' smiley faces on my false teeth while I'm sleepin', dammit.

Erm . . . you see, you are in my will to get the gift cards. However, the bank has strict instructions to thoroughly investigate the cause of my death. If you were involved in any way, they've been instructed to cut the cards up in front of you.

I wouldn't have swerved if you'd stop tryin' to grab the wheel and make me do a U-turn . . . btw, that totally doesn't make me Mildred.

*pinches your nerve with love*

 

[sirgary]

...Dear Litster,..............................

...Time.....

......

 

[asian_princess]

Dear (Cranky) Lurkin' Litster,

Hear what she's saying under the cussing and frustration.

And the actual act of picking up in the first place.

You didn't think she'd exhibit any sort of appreciation for your concern, did you?

I know it's been difficult. It's supposed to be. Or else it wouldn't've had been needed to be done in the first place.

So, make the most of it - this time, the space.
But you know...the journey together isn't over, not by a long shot.
Sometimes you just need to review where you're going.

Take care of you and yours.

xo

 

[tommynova2001]

Dearest Litster...

Thanks for ignoring the man behind the curtain while I can watch a little lesbian flirtation....

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear Lister,

I know....