Dear Litster...

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

So much has reminded me of you... up to and including a particular, ahhh, tool, that made me grin so broadly and so goofily that I was called out on it.

So technically, it's all your fault that I walked into that door.


Hopefully.

Yours, your C. Litster.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Mine,
I've missed your posts.

Your Angel

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear My Angel,

I've missed you too!

Yours

 

[ilovehugs]

Dear Lister

how do you say thank you for playing with my feelings but fxxx you

 

[mickyp123]

Dear JBQ Litster

L Y Loads,

Give Pherry a "special" hug for me

Lovesong sharing Dragon Litster

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Lister

how do you say thank you for playing with my feelings but fxxx you

Dear Hurting Litster,

I think that's about as eloquently as anyone could put it.

Litster Sorry Your Playground Experience Hasn't Been All it Ought To Be

 

[ilovehugs]

Dear Hurting Litster,

I think that's about as eloquently as anyone could put it.

Litster Sorry Your Playground Experience Hasn't Been All it Ought To Be

ty Molly, its strange there is one nationallity that is the worst player, will guard myself against them in the future lol

 

[Connubium]

Dear Unspecified Male Lister,

I know that a while back I wasn't able to reply to you (due to personal/medical issues, I was absent from the boards for a while), I am also aware that this bruised your male ego.
There was never much interaction between us and I felt as though I didn't owe you an explanation especially considering I never initiated any communications between us.
I realise that you see yourself as an all powerful seducer of women and when that doesn't go your way you it makes you a bit pissy, I suggest that in the future you try and remember that us girls are human beings with lives too and when we don't reply it is not a personal insult towards you, then maybe your ego wouldn't get bruised so easily.

Thank goodness for the ignore function, I'm fed up of having pangs of guilt when I see your name pop up in threads, because frankly I have nothing to feel guilty for.

This Lister.

 

[mickyp123]

ty Molly, its strange there is one nationallity that is the worst player, will guard myself against them in the future lol

Dear Hurting Litster

If you take a nail out of the box and it bends does it mean that the rest of the nails will?

Just saying Litster

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear Hurting Litster

If you take a nail out of the box and it bends does it mean that the rest of the nails will?

Just saying Litster

Just saying Litster,

You raise an excellent point.

Nodding Sagely in Agreement Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

*coughsbullshitcough*

Dear Grandiosely Delusional Darling Sister and Cousin Litsers,

Oh you make me laugh. I suppose that is why the knitted Bible covers look suspiciously as sausages, eh?

Oh, and there's conversation about that trip, by the way. Be prepared to be contacted and amazed and we will NOT take no for an answer, or fear the wrath of my boot.

The Real Shy, Quiet and Innocent because I still haven't seen Gilligan's Island and will be supplying bail money Litster.




Can I please add a huge SNORT!!!

Dear snorting Litster,

Pardon me while I giggle at you snorting.

By the way, I don't think you're the Real Shy, Quiet, and Innocent type...anymore than I am.

Signed,

Giggling Litster

 

[kendra1980]

Dear cuz,

It's a family thing, and you know it.

*coughsbullshitcough*

Dear Grandiosely Delusional Darling Sister and Cousin Litsers,
D
Oh you make me laugh. I suppose that is why the knitted Bible covers look suspiciously as sausages, eh?

Oh, and there's conversation about that trip, by the way. Be prepared to be contacted and amazed and we will NOT take no for an answer, or fear the wrath of my boot.

The Real Shy, Quiet and Innocent because I still haven't seen Gilligan's Island and will be supplying bail money Litster.




Can I please add a huge SNORT!!!

Dear Cousin Litsters,

I don't think it is so much that those Bible covers are shaped like sausages as it is how very LARGE she knits those suckers. LOL

Family reunions, got to love them.

Can't Wait Litster

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Muley Litster,

You are one of my nicest thoughts.. just thought you should know.

Signed,

Returning soon for Mulette Monday Litster

Dear Ever the Mulette Litster,

I know you've had fun but like me looking forward to Mulette Mondays again...

Have a safe trip back...

Your Behaving Mule Litster

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear snorting Litster,

Pardon me while I giggle at you snorting.

By the way, I don't think you're the Real Shy, Quiet, and Innocent type...anymore than I am.

Signed,

Giggling Litster

Dear Giggling Lister,

I have, I've been told, an elegant snort Or is that a sneeze? I always get the two confuzzled.

I'm so shy, and quiet and innocent! Just ask anyone - my all, my sisters, my cousins, you! They'd all tell you! (Well, except you - you'd tell yourself that).

Really. I'm seriously shy and quiet and innocent!

The Real Shy, Quiet and Innocent Litster who is standing up '_

Dear Cousin Litsters,

I don't think it is so much that those Bible covers are shaped like sausages as it is how very LARGE she knits those suckers. LOL

Family reunions, got to love them.

Can't Wait Litster

Dear Can't Wait Litster,

You owe me a new laptop. And another cup of tea.



And it will happen

Signed,
Can't Type On A Tea Covered Laptop.

 

[muffalo]

Dear Unspecified Male Lister,

I know that a while back I wasn't able to reply to you (due to personal/medical issues, I was absent from the boards for a while), I am also aware that this bruised your male ego.
There was never much interaction between us and I felt as though I didn't owe you an explanation especially considering I never initiated any communications between us.
I realise that you see yourself as an all powerful seducer of women and when that doesn't go your way you it makes you a bit pissy, I suggest that in the future you try and remember that us girls are human beings with lives too and when we don't reply it is not a personal insult towards you, then maybe your ego wouldn't get bruised so easily.

Thank goodness for the ignore function, I'm fed up of having pangs of guilt when I see your name pop up in threads, because frankly I have nothing to feel guilty for.

This Lister.

I'm incredibly impressed and sort of pleased to see such a polite but firm and resolute message. I think you make a great Litster.

 

[muffalo]

Dear Litster,
You are so far away. You keep me so warm. My heart can feel every breeze of care and kindness you send my way. I'm glad it's getting warm where you are, and you are camping, because Its getting cold here, yet i am doing the same

 

[littlelovedove]

Dear Pineapple Rum lovin' LITster,

Between the yummy Rum Runners, the hot bodied pieces of eye candy and the all day shopping spree ..........it was an awesome day at the beach!! Wish you could have been here to enjoy it with me.

Saved you a seat at the bar LITster.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Pineapple Rum lovin' LITster,

Between the yummy Rum Runners, the hot bodied pieces of eye candy and the all day shopping spree ..........it was an awesome day at the beach!! Wish you could have been here to enjoy it with me.

Saved you a seat at the bar LITster.

Dear Saved Me a Seat at the bar....
I am glad to hear that you enjoyed yourself and had a nice time. Awesome days at the beach are often times just what one needs to recharge! Now did you get pics of the eye candy?

Your Pineapple Rum Luvin Lit Lady Friend

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear lister who I like to torment,

Thanks for earlier. I'm glad I took your suggestion and pulled over.

Your pain in the ass

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Giggling Lister,

I have, I've been told, an elegant snort Or is that a sneeze? I always get the two confuzzled.

I'm so shy, and quiet and innocent! Just ask anyone - my all, my sisters, my cousins, you! They'd all tell you! (Well, except you - you'd tell yourself that).

Really. I'm seriously shy and quiet and innocent!

The Real Shy, Quiet and Innocent Litster who is standing up '_

Dear "real" shy, quiet, and innocent litster,

I think that you just want to be like me.

Signed,

THE one whose nickname else where is quietshyone

P.S. If I would have added innocent...it would have made it too long.

 

[lacandy]

Dear Litster

I was being honest and trying to be nice.

Just because you have had one experience in the past doesn't mean everyone is like that...might be part of the problem that you are having.

I won't bother doing that again.

Lesson Learned Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Hurting Litster

If you take a nail out of the box and it bends does it mean that the rest of the nails will?

Just saying Litster

Maybe not, but if 5 of them do... it might be a sign that particular box is defective.

Another Just Sayin' Litster

 

[SkyMoonAbove]

Dear Litster,

I have been rearranging my bedroom for most of the day and needed a shower. I know you really wished to talk to me but real life does happen. Sorry I missed you.

*hugs* SkyMoonAbove

 

[Arianthe]

Dear Litster,

I think my comments on all that D/s porn make it clear that I'm NOT, in fact, "a closet 'sub.'"

I sincerely doubt you have what it takes.

Switchy Litster.

 

[Connubium]

Dear Switchy Litster,

I've been there and can completely empathise with what you're saying.

Another Switchy Litster.