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Dear Litster,

I sincerely hope you are just a remarkably authentic feeling troll...

Its sad in this day an age that for you a world like that still exists...

Even when I run into vestiges of that ancient ugliness it is nowhere as pervasive as it seems to be for you. Sad anyone wallows in such hate for some many in so many categories that are not "like you"

Something tells me ugly is as ugly does.
 
Dear 'Married' Litsters,

I apologize for any unintended offense (humor fully intended) caused by my reference to an inferred relationship.
My smart ass is going to get me in trouble one day.
And I don't just mean in the Spank thread.

Jud_73
 
Dear Jud

Always knew you would land yourself into trubble! I hope they tan your arse for good measure. Hrumpf

Sniggerly me :p
 
Dear Litster

I feel down and broke. I never thought Id be jaded or burnt out but i feel both of those things right now. And I have no idea how to dig myself out of it. Please help.
 
Dear Misleading Litster,

You could have handled everything differently.
You made me feel like I did something wrong.
I thought we were friends.

Signed,

Intuitive Litster
 
Dear Sexy in Lingerie,

I'm sorry you feel you need to leave. I've enjoyed our talks and our friendship.
You know where to find me if you need to. I'm always here for you, just not in the capacity you need and want.

P.S. I'm still gonna get the black satin when it goes on sale!!
P.P.S. Never forget you are sexy :kiss:

Signed,
I Understand Completely Litster
 
Dear Si Litster,

I know that you're not a hypocrite, sorry for making you feel like that.
I would never do anything to hurt you, you're my baby no matter what. :kiss:

Signed,

Missing you Litster
 
My dearest sugar lips,

I heard the story you dragged me into. WoW. I can't believe you dragged that girl's heart through broken glass like that. You should've told her the truth about dogs and pussy.

Needless to say it was one of the saddest and funniest stories I've heard in a while. That was some serious drama and just so you know that restraining order wasn't for me. I hope you're doing well babe. Good luck keeping all those secrets.

~ sweeter than honey
 
Dear Polished Litster,

I so need a kind word, kisses papi.

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Signed,

A little drained Litster.
 
Dear Lying-nekkied-in-bed-listening-to-the-rain litster,

Thanks for sharing. Except those naughty thoughts made it hard to get to sleep.

Sincerely,

Eyelids-propped-open-by-Toothpick litster
 
Jett_73 said:
Hello Kitty car accessories mean you're driving:

a) with pussy between your legs;

b) with both hands on pussy; and

c) changing gears with pussy.

But shoving your can of Coke into pussy is just downright sick! :eek:
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That rocked. You are the man...
 
The_Fool said:
Dear Lying-nekkied-in-bed-listening-to-the-rain litster,

Thanks for sharing. Except those naughty thoughts made it hard to get to sleep.

Sincerely,

Eyelids-propped-open-by-Toothpick litster
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Dear propped open eyed lister

You're welcome. Your thoughts made for some good dreams.


Smiling as she slept lister
 
Treasured said:
Dear Buried Litster,

Come out come out where ever you are.

Waiting Litster
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Dear Waiting Litster

Finally breathing again. This week has been one of lil fires that need ro be put out before they made me well done and the main dish. Lol.
So very glad this work day is almost over.
Your trully
Almost BBQ Litster
 
Dear overworked litster,

Get us to the sandbar and I'll bring the beer and blankets.

:heart:Floppy hat litster:heart:
 
Dear Aggravating as Fuck Litster,

You are driving me effin' crazy. How am I to know jack shit about what is sludgin around in your head, if you won't fuckin' TALK to me?!?!? I am here, always have been, always will be... but you keep your thoughts and feelings to yourself and somehow I am supposed to divine what is bothering you! WTF?!?!

I constantly feel like I am missing something. I have tried going back and rereading our conversations and I am still missing whatever it was that is bothering you. Just fuckin' say it!

Sick of Man Caves Litster!:mad:
 
After 31 years of marriage (not all to one woman), I am alone. My ex decided our age difference was too great (15 yrs). I'm afraid that at 63, I'm too old to find love again. I don't like being single.
sigh :(

Bill

*After reading this, I think I shouldn't post it but...wtf
 
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bisolom said:
After 31 years of marriage (not all to one woman), I am alone. My ex decided our age difference was too great. I'm afraid that at 63, I'm too old to find love again. I don't like being single.
sigh :(

Bill

*After reading this, I think I shouldn't post it but...wtf
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Honey you are NEVER too old

And being single isn't THAT bad all the time.

Have a mwahhhhhh :kiss: just because
 
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