Dear Litster...

[LoveToLurk]

Well thank you, you trying to make me blush?

Dear Blushing Litster
Just so glad when someone is a straight shooter with the negative Nancies!!! It gets so old.

Signed, Hands getting sore from clapping litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

thank you for surprising me half naked!

If I'd known I could have prompted you for more, I would have.....

With love,
Now braless and sitting on a towel Litster

 

[troubledone]

Dear litster


Did you not know that a juicy litster is deprived no more

 

[perkyT]

Dear Idea Giving Litster,

I found edible glitter.

Your Inbox is Always Full Litster

 

[lexieredefined]

.....

 

[BluKitten]

Dear Bad Influence Litster,

I would never have bought that today, if you hadn't brought it to me to try on! Don't ever give me that BS about, "Trying isn't buying" because we both know I was going to buy it once I tried it on!

Signed,
Your Gullible Litster

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Bad Influence Litster,

I would never have bought that today, if you hadn't brought it to me to try on! Don't ever give me that BS about, "Trying isn't buying" because we both know I was going to buy it once I tried it on!

Signed,
Your Gullible Litster

Dear gullible Lister.

You could have said no.

Slick lister.

 

[BluKitten]

Dear gullible Lister.

You could have said no.

Slick lister.

Dear Slick Litster,

And donkeys might fly out of my butt!

Signed,
Under your thumb Litster

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Mulish One,

You reminded me of something today which I had not realized. Now I can't stop thinking about it and smiling.

Hoping for a replay next time,

Muley Girl

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Slick Litster,

And donkeys might fly out of my butt!

Signed,
Under your thumb Litster

Dear under thumb

It's a good place for you!

Signed

Knowing lister

 

[BluKitten]

Dear under thumb

It's a good place for you!

Signed

Knowing lister

Dear Knowing Litster,

It does look rather cute on me!

Signed,
Resigned Litster.

 

[Euroalien69]

Dear You

I hope our friendship will continue to grow.

Love

Me

 

[zTraveler]

Dear gullible Lister.

You could have said no.

Slick lister.

Dear SOAW,

We have a mutual friend. When she mentioned your name, I thought of a different person based on a different avatar. Therefore, I made some comments to her about that misconception.

I apologize for my incorrect thinking.

May you have the best day that you deserve.

zT.

p.s. I have been a Calvin and Hobbs fan for many many years.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dearest Herpetoculturist,

You know why I'm writing.
Thank you.

Signed,
Wrapped Tightly Litster

 

[unmitigated]

Dear Litster,

This is just the beginning.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear SOAW,

We have a mutual friend. When she mentioned your name, I thought of a different person based on a different avatar. Therefore, I made some comments to her about that misconception.

I apologize for my incorrect thinking.

May you have the best day that you deserve.

zT.

p.s. I have been a Calvin and Hobbs fan for many many years.

Dear ZT,

Hey I laughed really hard when she told me. You're not the only one to make that mistake. However you do know that you are now fair game for awhile for my agile wit. Be prepared to be stalked.

Predatory woman lister!

 

[RjThoughts]

Dear Resigned and Knowing Listers

I miss all the fun

Going back to the perv cave

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Resigned and Knowing Listers

I miss all the fun

Going back to the perv cave

Dear cave dweller:

Flights to DWT arrive every day.

Signed evil lister

 

[RjThoughts]

Dear cave dweller:

Flights to DWT arrive every day.

Signed evil lister

Dear Evil Lister

There are direct flights from ALB to DWT, some days there are 3, maybe 4 of them

Signed Writer O'Pearls

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear pearl writer

Reservations 1800 delta

Still evil lister

 

[RjThoughts]

Dear Still Evil

All I need to bring is my laptop, my debit card, and hand?

Signed Needs to become a fulltime writer

 

[BluKitten]

Dear Still Evil

All I need to bring is my laptop, my debit card, and hand?

Signed Needs to become a fulltime writer

Dear Fulltime writer,

You don't even need that much, except for the hand!

Signed,
Get your ass over here Litster

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Still Evil

All I need to bring is my laptop, my debit card, and hand?

Signed Needs to become a fulltime writer

Dear needs.


Toys?

Evil

 

[BluKitten]

Dear needs.


Toys?

Evil

Dear Evil,

I think we have enough toys between the two of us! After all, you did get a new one yesterday!

Signed,
Henchwoman

 

[RjThoughts]

Dear Evil,

I think we have enough toys between the two of us! After all, you did get a new one yesterday!

Signed,
Henchwoman

Dear Hench

(Scooby Doo double take)

Signed Missing Out