Dear Litster...

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear Litster,

Its not going to work. Sussed.

Signed

Won't get fooled again

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Litster who shall remain nameless,

I'm still not sure what this new game is, but I don't like it.
I don't trust you as far as I could throw you...
(which would probably be canny far, seeing as crazy doesn't weigh much)

Lots of love,
hugs and kisses,
Alice-Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear pissing-up-legs Litster,


I just spat ice-cream all over my laptop!
See, this is why I tend to stick to clear (ish) fluids.

Like wine.
And vodka.

Reverting to form for the LOL'age purposes

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Alice Litster,

Bwahaha... My problem usually begins with the fact I can throw them pretty far..

Maybe a simple "Hulk Smash" would suffice?

Kisses,

Still Looking for A Job in Texas Litster

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear Litster who shall remain nameless,

I'm still not sure what this new game is, but I don't like it.
I don't trust you as far as I could throw you...
(which would probably be canny far, seeing as crazy doesn't weigh much)

Lots of love,
hugs and kisses,
Alice-Litster

Dear Alice Litster

True dat

Not fucking interested in sob stories Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Alice Litster

True dat

Not fucking interested in sob stories Litster

Dear skeery-angry-pants Litster,

*breaks out my teeny tiny violin*

You mean you don't want to hear me tell you my sob-story?

*pout*

Trembling (but not in a shecksual way) Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Alice Litster,

Bwahaha... My problem usually begins with the fact I can throw them pretty far..

Maybe a simple "Hulk Smash" would suffice?

Kisses,

Still Looking for A Job in Texas Litster

Dear Looking Litster,

I think my problem is similar to yours!
You think a hulk-smash would work?

*grin*

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry Litster

 

[MSH2]

Dear Looking Litster,

I think my problem is similar to yours!
You think a hulk-smash would work?

*grin*

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry Litster

Dear looked at litster,

I dunno, I dont think I'd mind. Of course I wouldnt be looking at your eyes, would be too busy oggling your ample having bossoms

About to be slapped litster

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear skeery-angry-pants Litster,

*breaks out my teeny tiny violin*

You mean you don't want to hear me tell you my sob-story?

*pout*

Trembling (but not in a shecksual way) Litster

Dear Trembly (but not in a shekshual way) Litster

I don't give a fuck about no violin, nor sob stories.
Tell someone who gives a shit

Luffs ya really(but still angry pants) Litster

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear nonsekshul and angry panted litsters

I iz wif you.

*raises fist, burns bra, rolls up tits n tucks em in sox*

Signed

Solidarity litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear nonsekshul and angry panted litsters

I iz wif you.

*raises fist, burns bra, rolls up tits n tucks em in sox*

Signed

Solidarity litster

Dear solidarity litster,

Fuck that for a laugh!
I'm resting mine on me knees tonight.
Socks is for after the long shift, tomorrow!

*nodding* litstser

 

[SmileyGirl]

Dear not skeered Litster

I think the hulk smash is a great idea

Signed
I'm with ya sista

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear looked at litster,

I dunno, I dont think I'd mind. Of course I wouldnt be looking at your eyes, would be too busy oggling your ample having bossoms

About to be slapped litster

Dear (definitely) about to be slapped litster,

I'm sorry.
Did you not read the comments above?
I may be a short-arse, but you'll look me in the eye!
(hint : my eyes are about where most women's boobs are)

Warming up my slapping hand litster

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear solidarity litster,

Fuck that for a laugh!
I'm resting mine on me knees tonight.
Socks is for after the long shift, tomorrow!

*nodding* litstser

Dear nodding litster

You could have told me before i spent 30 mins rolling them up!

Now has belly button between mah nipples litster

 

[MSH2]

Dear (definitely) about to be slapped litster,

I'm sorry.
Did you not read the comments above?
I may be a short-arse, but you'll look me in the eye!
(hint : my eyes are about where most women's boobs are)

Warming up my slapping hand litster

Dear slapready Litster,

I read them, But it takes more than an angry woman to make me skeered

Armoured up litster

 

[SmileyGirl]

Dear slapready Litster,

I read them, But it takes more than an angry woman to make me skeered

Armoured up litster

Dear armed up litster

Be afraid litster be verrrrrry afraid

Signed
Smiley laughing girl litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Sisters united,

Hulk Smash always works..

Did you see Loki..?

Signed,
Definitely a Goddess But Definitely Not Puny

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear nonsekshul and angry panted litsters

I iz wif you.

*raises fist, burns bra, rolls up tits n tucks em in sox*

Signed

Solidarity litster

Dear Solidarity Litster

But, but, I keep me socks *in* me bra.........
WTF am I supposed to do now?

Easily confused but totally witya Litster

 

[MSH2]

Dear armed up litster

Be afraid litster be verrrrrry afraid

Signed
Smiley laughing girl litster

Dear smile Litster,

Two sets of lovely heaving bossoms? I may just faint

hyperventilating litster

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear Solidarity Litster

But, but, I keep me socks *in* me bra.........
WTF am I supposed to do now?

Easily confused but totally witya Litster

Dear confoozed litster

Put em on yer feet ya womble

Tied em in a bow litster

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear confoozed litster

Put em on yer feet ya womble

Tied em in a bow litster

Dear Bow Tying Litster

Right, socks - feet, tits - bra.

Got it

Slowly coming down from the caffeine high Litster

 

[lacandy]

Dear disappearing Litster,

I can't believe I let you do it to me again...I should know better.

At least this time you told me, I guess that's better than before.

Signed,

So stupid for believing...again.

 

[codex954]

Dear Clueless Litster,

I hope you don't like boobs very much, because your girlfriend doesn't really have any. In fact, she's quite physically unattractive, and she has a shitty personality to boot, so I can only assume she's insanely rich and you owe a loan shark a ton of money.

Signed,

The I-Told-You-So Litster

 

[Treasured]

Dear Silent Litster,

You can send me all the requests to play poker on Facebook. The only poker I will play is strip so give it up.

Sending you Candy Crush crap litster

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear Litster,

You have to be older than you let on.

Not buying it Litster...