Dear Litster...

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Missing Me and Super-Smiling-Fancy-Goat-Hair-Loving-Lady,

I miss y'all ,too, but life is pretty good now, if still a bit weird.

Upward is a good trend, right?

Right.

Signed,

Love you Both Litster

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Missing Me and Super-Smiling-Fancy-Goat-Hair-Loving-Lady,

I miss y'all ,too, but life is pretty good now, if still a bit weird.

Upward is a good trend, right?

Right.

Signed,

Love you Both Litster

Love you too... missed you...

HUGS

 

[BluKitten]

Dear Missing Me and Super-Smiling-Fancy-Goat-Hair-Loving-Lady,

I miss y'all ,too, but life is pretty good now, if still a bit weird.

Upward is a good trend, right?

Right.

Signed,

Love you Both Litster

Dear Love you,

Upward is always right! That's because cream always rises to the top!

Signed,
Way to go Lister!

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Hackles,

I could have written the same post, I'm thinking it can't be the same asswipe though.

Signed,

Done

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Hmm do I detect trouble

Dear Fucking Moron,

I don't know WHY your posts aggravate the shit out of me, but every time I see one I want to reach through the screen and twist your nut sack. It is so god damned irritating I can not stand it.

And what really gripes my ass is the posts aren't directed at me and they STILL piss me off. I should be able to just let it go, but you are pestering a friend, being all weird-creepy-shithead and stuff.

IF ( big "if" here) you had one shred of common sense you would show a little dignity and crawl back into the hole from whence you came and dis-a-fucking-pear, dude. OR at the very least make a feeble attempt at creating another name so your presence does not elicit such a vomitus reaction from me and others who I know feel the same way.

Signed,

Putting Her Hackles Down for the Time Being Litster

 

[troubledone]

Hmm do I detect trouble

I detect SD

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

That wasn't very nice. You made me feel like an idiot.

Signed,

I deserve better Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear been humping my pillow Litster

Cool to awake feeling down in the mouth

Off to an eat as much as you like Indian buffet

Making you jealous Dragon Litster

 

[heartlessbytch]

Dear where are you lister

I miss you, wish you would find me

Missing you lister

 

[mickyp123]

Dear where are you lister

I miss you, wish you would find me

Missing you lister

Dear missing you Litster

I am sure she will

Dragon Litster

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Leaving A Mark Litster,

B.I.T.C.H.

Sending words to get you Splished Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

you are simply fabulous and anyone would be privileged to have you in their life.

Signed,
talking to myself Litster

 

[Pondlife]

Dear Litsters
Eek I hope none of these negative ones are aimed at me especially RA's one!

 

[mickyp123]

Dear following in Harry Potters footsteps Litster

I have got you a broom so you can fly with me

even with a velcro strip

I will fly behind you for the view Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear paranoid Litster,

yes, this one's about you.
Sorry, saw your other post and couldn't resist.

Signed,
a Litster who thinks you're alright

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear Lover,

Miss you so so so so so so so so so so much today.

Sincerely,

Ms. Can't ever get enough of you

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Heart of Mine Litster,

I miss you.

Love,

Me

 

[Wintermute01]

Dear Erstwhile Lister considering whether to go to that festival,

You are too good hearted and too thin skinned to engage in that potentially messy clusterfuck.

Yours,

Charging 2 cents Lister.

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Swiss Miss Lister,

Thank you for your long and thoughtful post. Along with being sexy as hell, you have a beautiful mind. And you've always been there, frustrating as that has probably been.

signed,
Simian Grape Feeder

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Needy And Always Seeking Attention Litster,

You'd love to think you were the cause of my slip, wouldn't you? Sowwy, babe, you weren't even on the radar. I just wanted somewhere to post. That's all, plain and simple.

signed,
Doing Just Fine Munkster

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Gussetslut Litster,

Where were my leftovers, I've been patiently waiting to nomnom....

Going to eat some relatives instead Litster

 

[dutchrain]

My dear Litsterus Simianus Lusterus

Tack 'us' behind every word and you get latin.
One in every hundred words or so will even be correct.
It will only make sense to people who like some nonsense once in a while though. Others might get frustrated quickly.

The moral of this: Life is fun, friends are fun, even if life is often a bit tough, and friends have to use some serious words once in while.

Sincerely

Swiss Grape Eatster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear six pounder Litster.

Remember I know exactly where your touch hole is

Hoping your rabbit loves you Litster

 

[badjanus]

Dear Litser,

I am always yours.

 

[LallyH]

Dear Litster

I have a cunning plan. If it works, it's going to be a lot of fun...

L