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Sgt Cervix Basher
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2004
- Posts
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Dear Litster,
Get ya months right, bozo!
Get ya months right, bozo!
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,Dear Litster,
Missing you. How's that for brief and to the point?
Signed,
The Doll
Dear Litster
That's forward
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Dear Litster,
Do you think it will get the sentiment across to him?
Signed,
A Concerned Doll

Dear worrying Doll
Not on your life!
Just sayin....
And the Greek salad will be fucked by now![]()
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Dear Litster,
So, my to-the-point anonymous letter won't do the trick? Should I send beer and nudie magazines then?
Signed,
An even more concerned Doll
Dear Litster
Beer won't work
But send the magazines and highlight the page you are on
It should do the trick
Honest
Dear Litster,
You, as the photographer, should know that if I am in any such magazine it would not be by choice- please send me back all rolls of film and memory cards that you may have with pictures of me. I do not appreciate you profiting off my ass![]()
Thank you!
Sincerely,
Not Exhibitionist Barbie

Dear Shutterbug,
Kiss my grits!
Signed,
Not impressed Doll![]()
Dear Litster,
I love tossing your salad and kissing your grits....
numb lips

Dear Litster,
You got out of bed just to tell me this? How sweet of you!
Signed,
A softening Doll

Dear Litster,
I had grit in my teeth
Ya know?
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Dear Litster,
I got yaGlad to see you got it out... Might be able to sleep better when you're turned on.
Still, I want those pictures- don't think you've distracted me!
Signed,
On-your-balls Doll


Dear juggling Litster,
How very forward of you.....
whatever![]()
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Dear Wishful Litster,
You should really get some sleep- you are starting to hallucinate, and I am concerned for your wellbeing!
Signed,
Giggling Doll

Dear Litster,
See how you giggle when your grits are suckled?
Shit, i must be doing something wrong![]()
Yours gritsarefab![]()
Dear Sleep-deprived Litster,
You are doing nothing wrong- I'm a giggly girl, and giggles are saved for happy times! Thank you for the compliment- I'm glad you're enjoying my grits.
P.S.- Where is that limo?
Signed,
Waiting-with-passport-in-hand Doll

Dear MissImpatient
Dizzy has your tickets
See you here
Signed,
Limo passenger
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Dear Limo passenger,
Please tell me you got a limo with a hot tub, because I am not flying across the atlantic for any less.
Signed,
Picky Doll


Dear Picky,
No need to pick, i will get those Grits
And a cool tub may be better![]()
GritLicker![]()