Dear Litster......:

[OxfordDon]

Dear litster,

Thanks for saying hello...that was sweet!

 

[Dark_Kent]

Dear Litsters,

I'm tired.

Signed,

A. Nonymous Litster

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear A. Nonymous,

I'd offer to read you a bed time story, but I think that would perk you right up!

Signed,

The Naughty Story-Teller

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Naughty Story teller,

I'm not sleepy.
I am perky, though.
Tell me a story.

Patiently waiting lister.

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear Patiently Waiting,

Would you like to read it, or listen to it?

Signed,

Curious Litster

 

[Dark_Kent]

Dear Patiently Waiting,

Would you like to read it, or listen to it?

Signed,

Curious Litster

Dear dearest Litresses,

While you all have storytelling time....I'm just gonna watch and listen to this..

https://m.soundcloud.com/literati-sage/hallelujah-cover

Sincerely,
Artist's Soul Litster

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear Artist's Soul,

I think she was just teasing me.

Signed,

Curious in more ways than one Litster

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear curious,

I always tease. I'm not sure what to choose. I'm not used to choices! Does it come with pictures??

Always,
Ooh, there's something shiny distracting me from lit, lister.

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear Distracted Beauty,

I left something shiny in your box. No, not that box!

Signed,

Purveyor of Sparkly Tales

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Distracted Beauty,

I left something shiny in your box. No, not that box!

Signed,

Purveyor of Sparkly Tales

Dear me.

My box tingles!

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear hot stuff litster,

For some reason, that revelation I just read kind of disappointed me. I suppose it just burst the fantasy bubble in the back of my mind.

Signed,
Defantasized Litster

 

[Dark_Kent]

Dear hot stuff litster,

For some reason, that revelation I just read kind of disappointed me. I suppose it just burst the fantasy bubble in the back of my mind.

Signed,
Defantasized Litster

Dear Bursted Bubbly Listress..

Sorry. I tried to bring sexy back, but I ran out of fairy dust. Damn.

Sincerely,

Sorry to let your libido down Litster.

 

[37_ttej]

Dear hot stuff litster,

For some reason, that revelation I just read kind of disappointed me. I suppose it just burst the fantasy bubble in the back of my mind.

Signed,
Defantasized Litster

*sigh*

It was the shaggy back, wasn't it.
Spring's here so I really should shear the ol' shoulder carpet.
Maybe the ear and nose forest while I'm at it.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Dear Poetic Litster,

My breath catches with every verse.

Signed,

With bated breath and whispering humbleness I wait for it to unfold Litster

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear Litsters,

I think I've lost all my fun.

Signed,

Saying goodbye for a while Litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Bursted Bubbly Listress..

Sorry. I tried to bring sexy back, but I ran out of fairy dust. Damn.

Sincerely,

Sorry to let your libido down Litster.

*sprinkles glittery sexy dust on DK* There! Sexy back!

*sigh*

It was the shaggy back, wasn't it.
Spring's here so I really should shear the ol' shoulder carpet.
Maybe the ear and nose forest while I'm at it.

It's okay - I've got a gallon of industrial strength Nair here. Now, just lie down on your stomach - this won't hurt a bit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Litsters,

I think I've lost all my fun.

Signed,

Saying goodbye for a while Litster

Dear lovely Luna,

We will await your return. Take care of yourself and I hope you find your fun

Signed,
Aussie

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Bring on the Wonder Litster,

That really is a beautiful song, I understand why it touched a nerve. Thank you for sharing it.

Your old friend,

I'm okay, hope you are too Litster

 

[37_ttej]

It's okay - I've got a gallon of industrial strength Nair here. Now, just lie down on your stomach - this won't hurt a bit.

Well that was weird.
It seems to have consolidated all my body hair into a bushy mo!
And you lied, Jenny.
It hurt.
A LOT!

PS: And why do I look like I'm straight out of a gay porn flick?

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5f30BrFaFxf5fo0COKp4MC7tB7s54rvftbasKb9JM9Xp254qm

 

[RoyceConnors]

thanks for making me feel like a worthless nothing. I thought I meant more and believed you. So much for cheap words. enjoy doing your thing. no wonder I don't like coming here anymore. bye.

 

[DoRaMe]

thanks for making me feel like a worthless nothing. I thought I meant more and believed you. So much for cheap words. enjoy doing your thing. no wonder I don't like coming here anymore. bye.

But, lots of us like having you around, sweet, sexy man!

 

[Minalick]

Think of you, not often, but you know.

 

[cowslinger64]

Think of you, not often, but you know.

As long as it's when yer nekkid.

 

[Kat73]

thanks for making me feel like a worthless nothing. I thought I meant more and believed you. So much for cheap words. enjoy doing your thing. no wonder I don't like coming here anymore. bye.

Someone needs to be bitch slapped... She is a fool to treat you wrong. Hugs, sweetie!

 

[jameslewis]

thanks for making me feel like a worthless nothing. I thought I meant more and believed you. So much for cheap words. enjoy doing your thing. no wonder I don't like coming here anymore. bye.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/16acf235b790d152066d27d28f995e38/tumblr_ntplllpIjW1tikg41o1_500.jpg
This helps the memory. Forget her. Move on.