Down the rabbit hole

[morelikeasong]

Holy speed racer Batman, the dmv was virtually dead and only took 1.5 hours. It’s a fucking miracle. What should I do for the other three hours I had allocated?

Masturbate! But then what will you do with the other 2.9 hours you allocated?

 

[Apisto42]

Masturbate! But then what will you do with the other 2.9 hours you allocated?

I know right?!? Let’s do the math: 2 + 20 + 3+ 30 + 6 + 70. Leaves just enough time for a glass of water and clean up.

 

[Apisto42]

Turbo6, new pirelli tires, newly repaved winding country road, gorgeous weather?

It was a good afternoon.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Turbo6, new pirelli tires, newly repaved winding country road, gorgeous weather?

It was a good afternoon.

Baller status cemented.

 

[SusanHoward]

He loves when I play Alice!

 

[_SallySparrow_]

Reading your initial post for the first time - I am so sorry for your loss. I'm glad you've had people here to lift you up during this time.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m in my hometown and got a fb messsge from my childhood friend that I haven’t seen in 23 years. His dad died recently and the wake was today. He didn’t tell anyone that I was coming.

Everyone should have the chance to be the mysterious stranger that shows up at a wake. It was an experience.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’m in my hometown and got a fb messsge from my childhood friend that I haven’t seen in 23 years. His dad died recently and the wake was today. He didn’t tell anyone that I was coming.

Everyone should have the chance to be the mysterious stranger that shows up at a wake. It was an experience.

You were the character in the films where everybody is intrigued, both in you and whether they led a secret spy life!

Also, hope you are bearing up okay. That must have been incredibly hard. You are a good man and a good friend for attending.
Sending you loads of and

 

[Apisto42]

You were the character in the films where everybody is intrigued, both in you and whether they led a secret spy life!

Also, hope you are bearing up okay. That must have been incredibly hard. You are a good man and a good friend for attending.
Sending you loads of and

You’re very sweet, but it was actually just fun for me. Dude was old and had a good life, kids, grandkids. It was a good wake.

But I’ll take the hugs

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’m in my hometown and got a fb messsge from my childhood friend that I haven’t seen in 23 years. His dad died recently and the wake was today. He didn’t tell anyone that I was coming.

Everyone should have the chance to be the mysterious stranger that shows up at a wake. It was an experience.

 

[Magesthicc]

I found this thread today, and after everything that's been written, there are no more words I can say that haven't already been said.


Big hug.

 

[EyesOnHers]

But I’ll take the hugs

As if you had a choice!

 

[dawn_of_night]

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Just because you're my favorite Rabbit, @Apisto42.

 

[Apisto42]

This is the first meme I’ve ever created. I was grocery shopping and saw this … product and I was compelled by the universe to add the words.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Gives a whole new perspective on eating pus... never mind.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Well, there went my appetite! I thought regular Spam was gross, but I don't want to read the ingredients list for that abomination @Apisto42. ​

 

[Apisto42]

Well, there went my appetite! I thought regular Spam was gross, but I don't want to read the ingredients list for that abomination @Apisto42. ​

We’re having canned kitty for dinner kids!

 

[Endless_Night]

We’re having canned kitty for dinner kids!

 

[barefootgirl69]

We’re having canned kitty for dinner kids!

I guess roast beef got too expensive.

 

[Apisto42]

Packed and ready to fly.

Days with beans: 0
Chance of getting stabbed: low
Chance of getting shot: medium
Chance of shark attack: low
Chance of death by cow: medium low
Chance of getting bitten by feral fox: not zero
Chances of encountering hedgehogs: 0

 

[EyesOnHers]

Packed and ready to fly.

Yay!!!

Days with beans: 0

Hahaha... oh, how this count will increment!

Chance of getting stabbed: low

True.

Chance of getting shot: medium

False. We are the UK!!!

Chance of shark attack: low

Technically true. But a healthy fear of sharks whether it is the Carribean seas or you local swimming pool is always justified.

Chance of death by cow: medium low

I'd up that a rank and stay out of fields
Jk!


You forgot to add...
"Embarrass yourself in front of the locals by getting drunk after two drinks: high"

 

[Wisconsin1965]

Packed and ready to fly.

Days with beans: 0
Chance of getting stabbed: low
Chance of getting shot: medium
Chance of shark attack: low
Chance of death by cow: medium low
Chance of getting bitten by feral fox: not zero

Im glad you have a good sense of humor.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Safe travels, Rabbit! Don't get stewed by those crazed druids.

 

[Apisto42]

Yay!!!


Hahaha... oh, how this count will increment!


True.

Expect this to rise. London, stab city.

False. We are the UK!!!

Flight leaves US shortly before midnight. I’m surrounded by gun toting maga idiots in this area.

Technically true. But a healthy fear of sharks whether it is the Carribean seas or you local swimming pool is always justified.

Only over water for about 30 minutes on this date. It’ll increase.

I'd up that a rank and stay out of fields
Jk!

Lots of cows between here and the airport.

You forgot to add...
"Embarrass yourself in front of the locals by getting drunk after two drinks: high"

Oh, I didn’t see the point. That’s just a given.