Dear Litster......:

[lovetopleasewomen]

Hello? Have you NOT heard my pick-up line? I have a vagina. Maybe at my age Reese Witherspoon.

Does that vagina come with monologues?

 

[haha_on_me]

Aannnnnnd, There's the sprinkles

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5583/14268507072_efecbe0128_z.jpg

Hahahahaha there's what made me smile for the day.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Yo Listers on April Fools Day,

I'm really happy for you. Imma let you finish, but Kanye West is one of the biggest fools of all time.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/ff8a6f83a4915918de0e7b0e747a9ef5/tumblr_inline_o4y6thTtvi1qe2jyc_500.gif

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I'm with you, AF. I have no idea what's going on and from the sounds of it, I'm lucky.

Signed,
Minding my own business Litster

I think some of us should start a new thread. We'll call it something like "You Can Stay, But That Drama's Got To Go!"

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Litsters,

I don't get why there is no naming of names.

Signed,

Cold and Curious

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Dear Aquagal,

You have truly fantastic tits!

Signed,

Not Afraid to Name You on That Litster

 

[DayMaker]

Dear Knocks my Socks off Litster,

That was so hawt my laptop overheated.

Signed,
Just posting this so people will wonder who I'm talking about

 

[Bookishleigh]

Does that vagina come with monologues?

No - there is normally not much talking after I use my stellar pick-up line of "I have a vagina," aside from your place, mine, or right here?

Dear Knocks my Socks off Litster,

That was so hawt my laptop overheated.

Signed,
Just posting this so people will wonder who I'm talking about

They all know you're talking about me.... that or you spilled your "hawt" coffee on your laptop

 

[ydahecnot]

No - there is normally not much talking after I use my stellar pick-up line of "I have a vagina," aside from your place, mine, or right here?



They all know you're talking about me.... that or you spilled your "hawt" coffee on your laptop

*Subscribed to her newsletter

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dearest Litster,

You should know by now I've got a penchant for provoking you.

Warmest regards,

I guess I deserve to be reprimanded Litster

 

[DayMaker]

No - there is normally not much talking after I use my stellar pick-up line of "I have a vagina," aside from your place, mine, or right here?



They all know you're talking about me.... that or you spilled your "hawt" coffee on your laptop

Gosh darn it, now everyone knows. I'm so bad at the subtle thing.

*Subscribed to her newsletter

THERE'S A NEWSLETTER???? All the Lit gossip that's fit to read?

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Scoop-Necked Litser,

Yes, the newsletter where Femina Daze talks about how she and you blew up your laptop.

Enquiring Minds, Etc., Litster

 

[mickyp123]

No - there is normally not much talking after I use my stellar pick-up line of "I have a vagina," aside from your place, mine, or right here?

My response to that would be "well if you can't make your mind up we won't fuckin bother"

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear ReprimandComingLitster,

Brats have a tendency to do that.

BBB

 

[Lord Pmann]

Of course. I don't think I have ever posted on this thread, but it does feel good to just let it out.


Oh, men can be the biggest bitches out there. But it's not you.

It's the Ubiquitous cunt isn't it? She's guilty of bitchcraft in the highest degree! Burn her!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Litsters,

I don't get why there is no naming of names.

Signed,

Cold and Curious

I know. I agree. I need names. Like if you don't like someone, say who. For instance:

Dear Ubiquitous Something,

You're a cunt.

Sincerely,

Pmann

That's how it's done!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I know. I agree. I need names. Like if you don't like someone, say who. For instance:

Dear Ubiquitous Something,

You're a cunt.

Sincerely,

Pmann

That's how it's done!

Dear Stickman Litster,
I should know better by now not to read any of your posts while drinking something.
The fact that you've posted should be enough warning.

Sincerely,
Slow to Learn But Laughing

 

[Suz_anne]

Oh my.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Oh my.

Lions and tigers and bears?

 

[Amalgamation]

What the hell is the drama going on up in hea?

Signed

Peaceful Pervy

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Old School Litster-

Just letting you know that I know that you know that I know you're not all you say you are and I won't let you do that again to others.

One Night Appearance Litster

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

If only you lived in Baltimore, then soon I'd see you.

 

[Little_Sister]

Dear Woe is Me Litster,

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. Congrats on pissing me off. That is usually pretty hard to do. A dressing down in PM will do it tho. Just ask Papa.

Signed,

"Just like all the other lit girls."

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Funny Litster,

I see you're making new friends to poke at.

Signed,

We can't all be satin desire.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Flip Flop Lovin' Litster,

I miss you! We need to catch up!!!!!!

Signed,

Trying to remain Sunshiney