Dear Litster......:

[greyjim]

......

 

[PattiJolene]

Dear litster,
Its nice to see you back.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Litster,

I suggest doing a search of someone's recent posts before approaching them. Had you done that in my case, you would have seen the barrage of posts I've made about either not really caring for people at the moment, not being horny, et cetera. I would think the average person would have ascertained that I'm not here tonight for the sexual aspect of Lit - but I'm betting you think you're special, that I just need the "right one" to come along and change my world. I don't and I'm not interested in whatever it is you're selling. So please, back the fuck off before you make me REALLY be a bitch.

I'm not playing aloof for fun or in an attempt to garner male attention.

Sincerely,
Just Not That Into You

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear I Bet You Really ARE That Into Me,

But baby, I promise, I really CAN rock your world!

Yes I AM That Special

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear I Bet You Really ARE That Into Me,

But baby, I promise, I really CAN rock your world!

Yes I AM That Special

YOU are special. YOU rock my world every time I log onto Lit because you're an awesome friend. And of course I am into you (not literally - I'm missing the necessary parts).

And darn you for making me laugh.

 

[Trekka]

Dear I Bet You Really ARE That Into Me,

But baby, I promise, I really CAN rock your world!

Yes I AM That Special

Dear Into-Her Litster,

Oh yes she is that special!

Sincerely,
Jenny Fangirl Litster

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Dear....

Cryptic shit, cryptic shit. I miss you. Obligatory.

Me

 

[Trekka]

Dear....

Cryptic shit, cryptic shit. I miss you. Obligatory.

Me

Dear Awesomesauce

Vagueness, melancholia, warm fuzzies, mush.

Gigglesnort

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear....

Cryptic shit, cryptic shit. I miss you. Obligatory.

Me

Dear Awesomesauce

Vagueness, melancholia, warm fuzzies, mush.

Gigglesnort

I know you bitches are talking about me.

Smoochies

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Some of the above Litsters

Isn't most of the fun in this thread trying to be cryptic so others can guess which Litster you are addressing?

Just saying Litster

OR I just like fucking with people.

But for realz - the newbs/trolls who assume that since I am female and on Lit I want to cyber/phone/whatever with them should back the fuck off. Nothing about me is warm, fuzzy, or inviting right now. I'm technically doing them a favor by not calling them out because I'd be hurting their chances with the other 100 girls they messaged.

 

[Trekka]

Dear Juuuuust Right Litster

Let's rock out. Preferably with your cock out.

Purring Like A Kitten Litster

 

[Amalgamation]

OR I just like fucking with people.

But for realz - the newbs/trolls who assume that since I am female and on Lit I want to cyber/phone/whatever with them should back the fuck off. Nothing about me is warm, fuzzy, or inviting right now. I'm technically doing them a favor by not calling them out because I'd be hurting their chances with the other 100 girls they messaged.

Lol!....

 

[Bookishleigh]

Okay, If I was being snarky I would suggest you follow the Litster format but will not fall into that trap.

Hey, never apologize for snarky! But I totally didn't take it that way and hope you didn't take my response that way either.


Signed,

Queen of Snark.

 

[Trekka]

Dear Thread Nazi Litster

Is this better?

Rebel Rebel is my tagline for a reason Litster

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Appropriate Litster,

Glad we cleared the air. Now, I'm going to attempt to sleep.

Signed,

Sleepless on Lit

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Stalking Litster,

I hope you get all the info you crave because you're pathetic and have nothing better to do.

Sincerely,
I have a life

 

[SweetSassyGirl]

Dear You just saw me sign in Litster,

I just signed in, give me some room to breathe.

Heads spinning Litster.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Judgemental Litster,

Shut the fuck up.

Signed,

Sick of being judged for having fun Litster.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Litster,

Thank you - I had just convinced myself to spend the day watching Harry Potter movies and relaxing. Instead, you pissed me off so much that I can't enjoy my time so instead I'm going to clean to focus on something else and get rid of some of my anger.

Signed,

New Motivated Litster.

P.S. - Add that to the ways I make you feel like shit.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Litsters Above Me,

As difficult as it sometimes is, don't let the yahoos of this place bring you down. Remember this place for what it is and never forget the original reason why you started posting here. Your unique attitudes are what makes this place better.

Signed,

Fuck Em

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Sleepless on Lit Litster

Sweet Dreams

Must soon go myself Litster

Dear Asshole Litster.


You really are a piece of work. I can't understand why someone who is so reviled here as you, continues to stay. You must be a loser on the order of Ravi, Query, Lancecaster, and the other fuckheads here.

Jeeeezus H Keeerist..

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear above litster,

Don't hold back.

Signed,

amused litster

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Dear Litster...

I bite.

Signed : biting isn't always a bad thing.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Litster...

I bite.

Signed : biting isn't always a bad thing.

Dear Biting Litster...

Just saw you posting...It is so wonderful to see you about the board...You always make me smile and laugh...dont forget you have such a heart of gold too...Not sure you always know it...so if you forget, I will remind you...

Happy to see you Litster...

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Awesomesauce

Vagueness, melancholia, warm fuzzies, mush.

Gigglesnort

Dear Litsters

Under Lit Law Chapter 43, part IV para 4b the term AWESOMESAUCE can only be used when referring to Corbal, trying to argue about it is fucking pointless.


rules is rules Litster