Dear Litster......:

[Miss_Cassidy]

Dear Litster(s),

Miss Cassidy scares easily. Way to freak someone out right before bedtime. Mission accomplished.

Sincerely,
Mildly Intimidated so Congrats on the Creepy PM

 

[SimplyMsT]

Dear dawg outing Litster,

Oooohhh I ain't skeered. I'm just thinking that the time and energy I'd expend chasing dem dawgs could be used for other more fruitful activities like.....I don't know....chasing you around!

energy efficient Litster

Dear Energy Efficient Litster

I knew you wouldn't be! It was just a test of the emergency broadcast system.

Yanno, just in case.

Can you really chase something that wants to be caught?

Signed,

Not Really Wanting To Run In Texas

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Trolls the Personals,

Ok... I get it. The great majority of the personals are borderline pathetic. However, do you have to go trying to pick a fight with every one of them?

Signed,

Wondering What The Fuck Made You Such A Confrontational Bitch

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Manly Litster,
Your sheets are in the washing machine.
Your Litster
PS: we need pet fish

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear stalker Litster,

Grinning-happy-amused-smiley all afternoon.

me Litster x

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Energy Efficient Litster

I knew you wouldn't be! It was just a test of the emergency broadcast system.

Yanno, just in case.

Can you really chase something that wants to be caught?

Signed,

Not Really Wanting To Run In Texas

Dear just wanting to get down to bidness instead of running around,

You may not be up for a chase but yanno, beboppin around a bit helps to get the blood flowin, kinda like a prelude to foreplay. Yanno.


grinnin Litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Manly Litster,
Your sheets are in the washing machine.
Your Litster
PS: we need pet fish

Dear Manly Litster,
I guess the inferred directions of you have to make the bed were lost on you.
Angelic Litster

 

[lacandy]

Dear Trolls the Personals,

Ok... I get it. The great majority of the personals are borderline pathetic. However, do you have to go trying to pick a fight with every one of them?

Signed,

Wondering What The Fuck Made You Such A Confrontational Bitch

Dear Wondering WTF Litster,

Thank you! I've been trying for weeks to find a way to say what you just so eloquently said.

On the same page Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Loves All Of The Pics I Send You Litster,

I just finished refreshing my boveda, and now I'm enjoying a nice cigar.
I know how you get a kick out of that.
I miss you.

Signed,

L

 

[Kat73]

Dear Litster,

What is it about you? Thinking about you a lot today and almost messaged you, but won't...

Still Missing You

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Silly Litster,
I expect all to be found before you get to work....enjoy your lunch
Your Litster

 

[HoneyFortune]

Dear dumbass, I have returned to find everything has... changed. Change is good.
I still hate you. Thankyouverymuch.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Also, go fuck yourself. Had to be said.
I don't read your messages anymore.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear dumbass, I have returned to find everything has... changed. Change is good.
I still hate you. Thankyouverymuch.

Also, go fuck yourself. Had to be said.
I don't read your messages anymore.

Dear Bitter Litster,
It's been a while. Nothing more needs to be said. Move on, please.
Meddling Litster

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Litster,

Your BPD really REALLY sucked.

 

[HoneyFortune]

Dear Bitter Litster,
It's been a while. Nothing more needs to be said. Move on, please.
Meddling Litster

Well, aren't you just a sweetheart, telling me when I can and cannot fling a few words at the atmosphere when the mood strikes. I just adore men who think they have control over a woman's words. *adorable*

 

[LusterMunky]

This is fun to watch.

 

[MsLead]

This is fun to watch.

true..........

 

[ashesatwork]

Dear lister.... uhhh shes a girl... lol too funny.

Signed

Enjoying the show

 

[HoneyFortune]

Jesus, even worse. Queen Bee word police. Greeeeeeeeeat. When did the Dear Litster thread turn into a back and forth with other Litsters policing someone's valid thoughts ... that weren't directed at anyone here, you know, in an anonymous blurt letter thread. For the reals. That is bunk. And that's the last I shall say on that other than to say iggy is your friend and thank you to Laurel and Manu for using a version of vB that allows that.

Also, this.

Dear Mrs. H,

Your civility and effervescence are missed. Lit gods grant me the serenity to handle the turds like you did.

Love,
Pepper Pot

 

[perkyT]

Dearest Litsters,

Thank you all so very much, your kind words made me cry.

Love you,

Perky

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Dearest Litsters,

Thank you all so very much, your kind words made me cry.

Love you,

Perky

Dear Perky(fun letter in alphabet),

You are an incredible, fun, and wonderfully down-to-earth young lady. You are dearly missed. I hope you're having better days and finding more to smile about every single day.

Misses You Something Fierce

 

[Treasured]

Dear caregiver litster,

Thank you for taking good care of me the past few days. For wiping the tears, holding my hand, for the soft kisses on my owwie and most of all sitting with me in the doctors office. I know I am not the most ideal patient and have been a little crabby, argumentative and stubborn. OK so maybe I have been a lot of all those things. But all it takes is a soft smile and a kiss on the cheek and you seem to get whatever you ask for.

Your forever grateful girl litster

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear tenting Litster,

I'm enjoying this trip more than I should.


Camping out Litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear caregiver litster,

Thank you for taking good care of me the past few days. For wiping the tears, holding my hand, for the soft kisses on my owwie and most of all sitting with me in the doctors office. I know I am not the most ideal patient and have been a little crabby, argumentative and stubborn. OK so maybe I have been a lot of all those things. But all it takes is a soft smile and a kiss on the cheek and you seem to get whatever you ask for.

Your forever grateful girl litster

Dear Forever G.G. litster
I will always do whatever it takes to see you smile and feel better. Only kisses on the cheeks though will be yours honey. We both have agreed that neither one of us is a good patient. We are just gonna have to get used to having one looking out for the other.
Right now it's my turn to do that. And yes I know the hurting sucks. I also know how it feels baby.
Just gonna take sometime and a lot of patience on your part which I know is very difficult for you.
Just know I will always take care of you and love you.
Yours truly and forever
Caring loving litster