Dear Litster......:

[Canbe4fun]

Dear Crawling,

YOU can surround me anytime - old or not!

Hope You Don't Mind if I Chew Off Your Head Afterward Litster

Dear black widow lady litster
Where as most of that sounds like a blast, i do prefer a more mutual "happy" ending...if i am reading this correctly, only one of us gets desert...hmmm
Signed contemplating risk reward litster

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear contemplating risk reward litster


Run in a circle and she'll never catch you. She CAIN'T do circles!!





Laughin litster

 

[Thandi]

Dear PMing Litsters,

Thank you for all my messages this morning & afternoon, was nice catching up with some, and getting to know others.

I did get into the garden BTW.

Signed
Thankful for friendships here.

 

[Canbe4fun]

Dear laughin
Nice, i still have a girl chasing me and not get eaten...great...

Shit wait, i thought the whole reason you let a girl catch you is so you make her eat you....

Man this gets complicated...

Signed i want to be eatin, but not like that ... Lol

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear contemplating risk reward litster


Run in a circle and she'll never catch you. She CAIN'T do circles!!





Laughin litster

Dear Laughin,

Dillhole! I'm telling the bugs where you live!

I CAIN TOO! Litster

Dear black widow lady litster
Where as most of that sounds like a blast, i do prefer a more mutual "happy" ending...if i am reading this correctly, only one of us gets desert...hmmm
Signed contemplating risk reward litster

Dear Contemplating,

Come on now, do I look dangerous??

Definitely Don't Have Chained Up Men In My Basement Litster

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear bedside litster...

I dunno if that was for me but it matched your sweet pm's. wish you just come over and snuggle awhile.

Patience was never my virtue litster

 

[smotherman]

Dear Caring Litster,


Thank you for the PM and caring so much. You seem to be able to lift my spirits when it's down. Truly an amazing lady and fortunate to call you my friend

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Still Moving Litster,

It's chulA

Signed,

I'm moving too Litster

Dear Maestra de español...

I know, but mine rhymed. ..



Signed,

Hugging my froggy

 

[TongueLust]

.....

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Country-Girl Litster,

Field mouse.

How about them dumplings?

- Farm Hand Litster

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Dear golfing Litster.........

I'm not afraid of big old gators on the last tee.....

And I'm meticulous when it comes to cleaning a shaft..

How about them country grown apples

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Country Girl Litster,

Don't forget get my balls....they're going to need a good washing, too.

Do that, and I'll take care of those big ol' apples for you...I'll use a special polishing cream I've been storing up just for the occasion....

-Golfing Litster and wannabe field hand.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Dear field hand litster......

Any good at plowing the back 40 ?

-The back 40

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Back 40 Litster,

Let me, carefully and slowly, plow your front 40 first...after that has been thoroughly tilled, and the back 40 is specially prepared, I'll plow the backside like I owned it....satisfaction guaranteed.

- Field Hand Litster

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Dear field hand litster

You made me *gigglesnort*

Can you lay off the rows ?

If you know what this means then I'm yours.....

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Gigglesnorting Litster,

Most people ask me to lay off the garlic knots. My doctor told me to lay off fatty foods. My boss told me to lay off the sarcasm (yeah, that worked well).

Sorry....that's all I got. Is there partial credit given? Like if I got part of the answer right, do I get part of you? My choice?



- Floundering Litster

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

Dear floundering litster

You already have a part of me.

-Speechless litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Meddling and Stalking (non)Litster,
You can go to hell now. If you want your shit back, make an appointment with ME, because I'm not leaving you alone with my stuff. After you get your shit, please kindly fuck off and never impact my life again. If you're worried about him, you have no reason to stalk me.
Unlike you, I don't mind confrontation (actual)Litster
PS: I thought lit disgusted you.
PSS: keep the family, I don't want them, sounds like yours is worse anyway.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear You and You,

You could be sisters...my god.

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Nobel Peace Prize Winning Litster,


You're Welcome!

YOU'RE Welcome!

YOU'RE WELCOME!!


Yours truly,

Pokie-mon Litster

 

[Thandi]

Dear Litsters,

There's a reason they call it Poly-Grip

jus Sayin.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Pervy Litster

You manage to make me smile even when I'm not feeling it at all.

I don't think you know how much I appreciate you.

Be Grateful That's As Bad As It Gets Cuz My Head Is Full of Mush Litster

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear wang wielding Litster

I luffs ya! Do you need to see it again to cheer you up?!

Mine's still better Litster

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear wang wielding Litster

I luffs ya! Do you need to see it again to cheer you up?!

Mine's still better Litster

Dear Better,

Heck no! It just makes me feel inadequate!

Good night es work though

I Luffs Ya Back Litster

 

[INeedLove]

Dear romantic Litster couple,

Saw this and thought of you both.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/088f74d6bd2534c2d59a31865a4fc385/tumblr_mzx1dqCLkJ1s8jyxoo1_500.png


On the outside Litster