Dear Litster......:

[livnmylife]

Dear Not Laughing Litster:

I am sorry you have to suffer such simpletons, I can't make them go away but

Apologizing in Advance for Lesser men Litster.

Dear apologizing Litster,

Thank You, much appreciated.

Hope your not to mad at me on October 26th.

Who DAT Litster

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Goober Litster,

HEY!

I like you.





BIG D litster

 

[heartlessbytch]

Dear picture sending Litster,

I prefer pictures over weather reports,
can't wait to see those things in person.

Soon to be flying litster

 

[livnmylife]

Dear Who Dat Litster:

I hope it won't be you smiling on October 26th but I will not me mad in any case,

Wishing you no luck on October 26th Litster

Dear Wishing me no luck Litster,

Hopefully I won't need it. We are playing at home.

Not to confident litster.

 

[livnmylife]

Dear Big D Litster,

Greys Anatomy and Scandal start tonight and I need Doritos.

Likes you too Litster.

 

[PrissOff]

Dear Litster,

You're stalking skills leave much to be desired. Luckily for you, I'm going to be holding classes soon.

Signed,
Tired of slowing down so you can catch up Litster

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear lack of penis av litsters,

Gracias

Signed,

No longer have to wear an eye patch anymore litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear lack of penis av litsters,

Gracias

Signed,

No longer have to wear an eye patch anymore litster

Dear non eye patch wearin' litster,

Please tell me you didn't get rid of the peg leg as well.

signed,

Totally into pirates litster

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Eye Patcher,

You still have one good eye to offend, no?

Signed,

Wears 3D Glasses Litster

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear non eye patch wearin' litster,

Please tell me you didn't get rid of the peg leg as well.

signed,

Totally into pirates litster

Dear Somali Lover,

Nope just the parrot for always mistaking my nipples for gum drops.

Signed

Sweet tits litster.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Eye Patcher,

You still have one good eye to offend, no?

Signed,

Wears 3D Glasses Litster

Dear Beer Goggles,

Nope because it is always winking at the pretty ladies. Unfortunately I only walk around in circles which causes me to pass out quite regularly.

Signed,

I should have been a dog litster.

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear S.G.

I forgot to remind you to check vacation schedules... I will tomorrow... We need to nail down Vegas plans!

Counting the days (42) Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Somali Lover,

Nope just the parrot for always mistaking my nipples for gum drops.

Signed

Sweet tits litster.

Dear sweet tits,

Oh unfair! It's an easy mistake to make. Maybe you should invest in some nipple patches?

signed,

Apparently a sweet titted pirate lover

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Nacho Cheese Doritos Litster,

Do these jeans make my butt look big?

Signed,
Not Trying To Distract You Or Anything Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Nacho Cheese Doritos Litster,

Do these jeans make my butt look big?

Signed,
Not Trying To Distract You Or Anything Litster

Dear Nacho Cheese Doritos Litster,

It's a trap! It's a trap!

signed,

just tryin' to help litster.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Nacho Cheese Doritos Litster,

It's a trap! It's a trap!

signed,

just tryin' to help litster.

Dear Not Very Helpful Litster,

Shut yer face.

This game was his idea.




Signed,
Mind Yer Own Beeswax Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Not Very Helpful Litster,

Shut yer face.

This game was his idea.




Signed,
Mind Yer Own Beeswax Litster

Dear Trap settin' Litster,

Then again, men are notorious for bad ideas.

Signed,

shall refrain from warning silly men litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Trap settin' Litster,

Then again, men are notorious for bad ideas.

Signed,

shall refrain from warning silly men litster

Dear Refraining,

Warn to your heart's content.

I rather suspect he enjoys the embrace of my trap.

Signed,
Not Losing Any Sleep Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear solar explosion Litster,

The fourth way is definitely the best way. But I am glad you didn't actually shoot a hole in your windshield!!

Your warm footed Litster

 

[Kat73]

Dear S.G.

I forgot to remind you to check vacation schedules... I will tomorrow... We need to nail down Vegas plans!

Counting the days (42) Litster

Dear Vegas bound Litster,

It's only a 4 hour drive from here...

Just Sayin Litster

 

[BlueEyedGent]

Dear Lustful AND Sweet Lady,

I hope you know that I have been, and will be praying up a storm for you.

Signed with love,

Always wanting you to be happy , healthy and safe Litster

 

[heartlessbytch]

Dear late night Litster,

Thanks for being such an incredible
friend, even if you can't pronounce the
state of New Hampshire.

Needing cupcakes and cookies litster

 

[heartlessbytch]

Dear Grave Digging Litster,

Thanks for sharing your fucking ignorant comforting words on my demise just what I’ve been needing to hear. Try doing a little research before you start tossing dirt on my grave, will be sure to share this info with the Drs.

If you just don’t want to see what I have to say just fucking put me on ignore.

Not ready to go yet Litster

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Cookies and Cupcakes Litster-

I believe you have things confused as you were the one who couldn't pronounce New Hampshire.

Signed,
Glad You Laughed Litster

PS - ignore the idiots

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dearest Not Ready to Go....

http://www.hark.com/clips/nmhdflsgjn-put-em-up

Lemme At Em...