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Dear once deputy P

Might a refresher in Newtons third law be of assistance here? Hindsight is a beautiful thing it's true. Time spent in the darkness patching up "ouches" returned by being shafted in the light. Tis your road, now walk it. My path leads elsewhere.

Signed kickin down the cobblestones
 
Dear him15,

I must inform you that i adore you and find you not only interesting but intelligent, witty, and handsome in only a way greek gods and anubus can be. But i feel your most amazing trait is how humble you are.

Dear Litster,

That was funny.

Thanking you.

Me
 
Dear Sweet Litsters,

If I missed a post somewhere, I'm sorry.

It is not intentional, thanks again for your kindness. :rose:


Signed,

Love My Sexy Pervs Litster

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

I just know it. All of it. And it will happen. You know it will.

Just thought I'd remind you.

Yours, your C. litster.
 
Dear Carrot-and-Raisin Salad Litster,

You planned this, didn't you?

But did you ever imagine how wildly successful you'd be?

I think not.

Signed,
Sweet Potato Pie Litster

p.s. If you could smell me now.....
 
Dear James:
come party with me.
First I will make you sexy and desirable
Then I will make you the funniest sumbitch in the place.
Of course you can dance.
I will make you invincible.

Signed
Tequila
 
Dear Tequila:
You lie!
Motherfucker
I'll never listen to you again.
Until next time.

James
 
Dear James:
come party with me.
First I will make you sexy and desirable
Then I will make you the funniest sumbitch in the place.
Of course you can dance.
I will make you invincible.

Signed
Tequila


Dear James,

wtf, dude??
you don't need tequila!
you are sexy and desirable,
funny and suave.
who needs invincible
when you've got charm out the eyeballs?
ditch that bitch
and stomp that worm.

Signed,
Honey Knows Best Litster
:kiss:
 
Dear "Healthy" Litster,

Recall your last lesson in zen:

Yang and yin.
Pie AND bling.

:p

Signed, Transcendental Litster :D
 
Dear Babygirl litster,

Oh, forgot to tell you it's 'Sexual HEALING'. HEALING not FEELING. :) lol. By Marvin Gaye.

:heart::rose::kiss:
Daddy Warbucks Litster
 
Dear bearded and sexy litster-

You make me smile every single day. I'm happy you randomly pm'd me that day. You rock my socks ;)

Sincerely,
Two handfuls of cherries litster :D
 
Dear Music Nerd Litster,

I will always drop everything to help you out. I sort of think you might be all kinds of awesome, and not just in a sexy way!

Hugs,

Your Transatlantic Shoulder :)
 
Dear My litster,

I think I should get mint imperials more often

Very satisfied Litster
 
Dear Litster...

Dear James,

wtf, dude??
you don't need tequila!
you are sexy and desirable,
funny and suave.
who needs invincible
when you've got charm out the eyeballs?
ditch that bitch
and stomp that worm.

Signed,
Honey Knows Best Litster
:kiss:

See? :cool:
And, thanks Wild Honey.
signed Told-You-So Litster. ;)
 
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