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Violetvixen1 said:
Dear non ambulatory litsters,

You know that's our mission in life, right?!

Laughing Litster
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Dear Giggles Litster,

We are well aware. Our mothers warned us. :cool: We just don't heed warnings too well. Maybe it's some chromosomal urge to walk on the wild side or maybe it's the addictiveness of feminine wiles. It's kinda like telling a dying person "nnnoooo... DO NOT go into the light!"... they never listen, right? They're just pulled into it. Some people never learn... and, well, I guess some don't care to.

Me? I wouldn't trade it for the world. Make me unable to walk... well, in a non-mobster-kneecapping sort of way...

Love,

I Don't Need to Walk on a Bed Litster
 
Thandi said:
Dear Rubbing One Litster,

Now, whilst I wasn't implying that you touch yourself professionally;)
I'm daydreaming about your magical hands touching others (ok, me.:devil:

Signed,

Mmmmmmm
Litster.
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Dear Mmmmmm Litster,

Oh, I didn't think you were talking about self-touching. *lol* What I meant was that massage is only part of the reason for the name. I've been told by more than one woman that my touch is very addictive OUTSIDE of massage. It's expressive and apparently very disarming... the latter of which is the reason my wife will not allow me to touch her when she is (and wants to stay) pissed at me for something. It actually has me worried sometimes with massage when working with women.

Love,

But I Do Touch Myself Litster
 
Touch_72 said:
Dear Mmmmmm Litster,

Oh, I didn't think you were talking about self-touching. *lol* What I meant was that massage is only part of the reason for the name. I've been told by more than one woman that my touch is very addictive OUTSIDE of massage. It's expressive and apparently very disarming... the latter of which is the reason my wife will not allow me to touch her when she is (and wants to stay) pissed at me for something. It actually has me worried sometimes with massage when working with women.

Love,

But I Do Touch Myself Litster
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Dear Intriguing Litster,

I've told you that before...it is true.
Good thing I can't see your eyes and feel the disarming touch...I'd be a puddle.
Have you ever made anyone cum?

Jus' askin Litster.
 
Violetvixen1 said:
Dear waiting Litster,

At first glance it looked like she was rubbing her very pregnant belly!! :eek:


Freud would have a field day Litster
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Dear Making me Laugh Litster,

Freud would have an orgasm with all of us here.

Needing a new corset Litster
 
Dear Orgasmically Frenzied People...

I didn't know where to jump in here. So.....
I didnt.

Signed,

Filming to get PAID Litster
 
Pervy_Sage said:
Dear Orgasmically Frenzied People...

I didn't know where to jump in here. So.....
I didnt.

Signed,

Filming to get PAID Litster
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Dear Pervy,

YOU didn't know where to jump in??!!:devil:
And wait...you get paid for this?

Love,
Where's my residuals Litster?
 
Dear filming Litster

Yeah, me neither, sitting in the bleachers watching the game sucks

Mmmm sucks

Short attention span Litster
 
Thandi said:
Dear Intriguing Litster,

I've told you that before...it is true.
Good thing I can't see your eyes and feel the disarming touch...I'd be a puddle.
Have you ever made anyone cum?

Jus' askin Litster.
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Dear Curious Because You Want to Imagine It Litster,

Told me what that is true?

Maybe. I don't know. Or maybe IN a puddle?

Have I ever made anyone cum from professionally conducted massage? No. I have had women leave very noticeable wet spots on the sheet where I knew no oil had been, though. It was clear they had been more than just a tad damp. When I noticed that in more than one case, that's when I started to worry because even though it can be nice to see that effect, it's disconcerting when it's unintentional and there's a concern about anything being misconstrued or whatever. It's so unintended.

In not-so-professional cases? Yes, though not from the massage itself. I've done free and for the fun of it massage for a few women (single and even the wife in a couple with him hanging out) with fun after as the aim even though the massage was true massage. One came within seconds of my mouth meeting her pussy and several times after, seemingly primed and on the verge already from the massage. Another lay so beautifully limp and relaxed after and looked up at me with a sleepy almost "high" grin and said, "Now, you can be my boyfriend so I can have THAT every night." It's been a while since I've done one of those fun massages, but it was really fun.

That was a bit long and serious for this thread, huh?

Love,

Rambling Litster
 
Dear Left Out Litsters,

The room is big enough. The orgy is open to anyone. Well... except THAT guy over there with the trench coat on... there's always one, huh? He just don't look right.

Love,

Group Hug Litster
 
Touch_72 said:
Dear Left Out Litsters,

The room is big enough. The orgy is open to anyone. Well... except THAT guy over there with the trench coat on... there's always one, huh? He just don't look right.

Love,

Group Hug Litster
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Dear Non-inclusive Litster

Aw... I wore it to hide my obviousness

And I don't look right because I'm leaning, trying to hide a python.

Misfit Litster
 
Well... I've gotta pop off to go shower. I've got a photo shoot to do for my thread soon. *lol*
 
Touch_72 said:
In not-so-professional cases? Yes, though not from the massage itself. I've done free and for the fun of it massage for a few women (single and even the wife in a couple with him hanging out) with fun after as the aim even though the massage was true massage. One came within seconds of my mouth meeting her pussy and several times after, seemingly primed and on the verge already from the massage. Another lay so beautifully limp and relaxed after and looked up at me with a sleepy almost "high" grin and said, "Now, you can be my boyfriend so I can have THAT every night." It's been a while since I've done one of those fun massages, but it was really fun.

Love,

Rambling Litster
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Dear rambling Litster

On behalf of all the women, and some of the men, in the room

Gulp

Sigh

:rose:
 
may_I_please said:
Dear rambling Litster

On behalf of all the women, and some of the men, in the room

Gulp

Sigh

:rose:
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Dear Gulping Love Your Lips Litster,

Gulp? Sigh? I didn't even really tell any of the stories (and there are a few that would be fun to tell). It's your imagination running, idn't it? :D

Love,

Still Getting Ready to Take Pics Litster
 
*hides in the corner, clutching my trench coat tightly about myself.*

*looks around nervously and whispers*

"I was just trying to be sexy. It usually ends up being creepy. Sorry."

*slips away*
 
Dear slipping away Litster,

Get your slippery trench coat wearing self in here and play!

I haven't forgotten I swear Litster
 
Dear Canada

Drive-by compliments are all very well but no use if your PM box is closed, what's that about?

Oh and what have I told you about your titles?:D

Thank you anyway

Yeah I know you are reading this Litster (now get your ass back here :kiss:)
 
Dear Guy also known as Me,

You really must be some kind of an ass.

Sincerely,

Guy also known as Me
 
Dear I don't know what to title you,

Your turn is coming.
It won't be pretty either.

Signed,

Moving on
 
Dear Guy also known as Me

Asses are great.

Where would we be without them? For one we'd probably burst, for another there goes anal

Always lookin on the bright side
 
may_I_please said:
Dear Guy also known as Me

Asses are great.

Where would we be without them? For one we'd probably burst, for another there goes anal

Always lookin on the bright side
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Dear Lusty Lippy Litster,

That was some funny stuff.
 
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