Dear Litster......:

[Treasured]

Wand playing litster,

You dont have to wrap it in pretty paper and a bow. I would hate to unwrap it, play with it and wrap it back up from now until Christmas morning.

I have been a very good girl this year litster.

 

[Sandman63]

Dear love bird Litsters,

I think you should wrap each other up in twinkling lights and call it Christmas!

Loving your Christmas spirit Litster

Wand playing litster,

You dont have to wrap it in pretty paper and a bow. I would hate to unwrap it, play with it and wrap it back up from now until Christmas morning.

I have been a very good girl this year litster.

Dear Have Been Good This Year Litster

I do know you have been good and very naughty too.
And will make sure that you get all the naughty and nice things.
Checking off the sexy dark red garter belt and hose off the Santa's list for you.

Always Deck the Balls litster.

 

[Que Va]

Dear Litster.

I miss you.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dear Two Certain Litsters,

I'm thankful for the ignore button...y'all both are repetitive and one-dimensional

signed,
Geez

 

[MedicalMuse]

Dear over presumptuous litster,

Dude. It's not always about you.
Sometimes I say "fuck you" to everyone. I'm prickly, like a cactus. You have to know where to grab. You just don't know how to do that. No big. Maybe you should stick to flowers and leave the cacti alone.

Signed,
Tired of making you feel better.

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Litster With a Heart of Gold,

You only told half of the story. You left out where YOU picked me up from the bottom of the ocean's floor. How YOU made me smile by just being YOU. How YOU understood and comprehended what was going on around me when no one else could. How YOU chased the grays away and brought color back into my life.

YOU!

Now get over here and get "comfy".....

Signed,

Pine Cone Litster

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Not Happening Litster

Seems like you could of PM'd me when you were on.

Signed, It's A 2 Way Street

L

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear too busy to PM me Litster:

You told me you were going to post less and continue to PM me, it appears neither is the case.

Signed what I was promised is not happening Litster.

Dear Not Happening Litster

Seems like you could of PM'd me when you were on.

Signed, It's A 2 Way Street

L

I think we need to form a club here.

 

[ImagineMe2]

I think we need to form a club here.

Dear club forming Litster:
A club named what and for what purpose?
Signed, Inquisitive Litster.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Sisterhood of the traveling Douchebag..

Er..um..that just doesn't sound right, does it?!?!

Anywho..

Dear those feeling neglected,

Let's all bring it in the circle once for a big 1..2..3..
GO TEAM TOO NICE FOR OUR OWN GOOD!!


OK, don't we all feel better now?

Signed,
Captain of the Team.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear Sisterhood of the traveling Douchebag..

Er..um..that just doesn't sound right, does it?!?!

Anywho..

Dear those feeling neglected,

Let's all bring it in the circle once for a big 1..2..3..
GO TEAM TOO NICE FOR OUR OWN GOOD!!


OK, don't we all feel better now?

Signed,
Captain of the Team.

Dear El Capitan,

Instead of a sisterhood, how bout just a hood?

Signed,

Inquiring Minds.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear Litster, give me your nuts!!!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litster, give me your nuts!!!

Dear Nut Lover,

http://images.topix.com/gallery/up-NO59GF5GL4C0MC93.jpg

Signed,
Cachortling Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear El Capitan,

Instead of a sisterhood, how bout just a hood?

Signed,

Inquiring Minds.

Dear Inquiring Minds,

You're welcome.. We're all co-ed and shit like that..

Signed,
Equal Opportunity Bitchy

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear Nut Lover,

http://images.topix.com/gallery/up-NO59GF5GL4C0MC93.jpg

Signed,
Cachortling Litster

Dear Litster, I have no ass! I laughed it off!!

 

[pfflyerhot]

Dear Litster,
Wait? Who? Nevermind. Yeah... you're invisible, too.
Long Time Gone Litster

 

[jameslewis]

Dear dull knife litster
Hurts less every time.
Numb litster

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear nut loving Litster,

NEVAH!!!

Greedy Litster!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear nut freezing litster! I know you have a lot of nuts so give some over!! Signed Nutless in the Northwest!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Angel,

I love you. But when I say that I have had enough of the subject and cannot take any more, you need to learn how to let it go and stop poking me with the stick.

Do you not understand that? How can you not understand that it doesn't matter if I am avoiding and procrastinating? Yes, it all needs to get done, but pushing me and pushing the subject no matter what I say in your obsessive compulsive way, will only drive me further into irrationality and make me crazy in my behavior.

But it does not matter what I say, because you have no faith in me anyway and I know that is my own fault for giving you every reason to doubt me.

Signed,

Worthless fuck-up.

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear nutless wonder Litster


Never gonna get it



Giggling with my nuts Litster

 

[makinmepurr]

Dear Pushed Me One Time Too Many Litster

Keep that manipulative crap up and you will see my claws come out. Think I'm so sweet and nice? Do not fuck with me.

Had Enough Litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Had Enough Kitten,

You tell 'em, girl!

Cheering from the sidelines

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Pushed Me One Time Too Many Litster

Keep that manipulative crap up and you will see my claws come out. Think I'm so sweet and nice? Do not fuck with me.

Had Enough Litster

Dear had enough...

da fuck I do now???


Itchin' fer a scratchin' Litster

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear nutless wonder Litster


Never gonna get it



Giggling with my nuts Litster

Dear nut hording litster, better keep your nuts close to your chest or I'm going to steal them!!!