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Dear Sprinkles ....

Dear Ms Sprinkles,

I have a question that I hope you can answer for me. I thought the idea behind football is to score points? But when I look at the scoreboard I see a certain team in Mississippi has yet to score this season. Am I seeing things? :D
 
Sprinkles22 said:
thinking more of being draped across it
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Well then it seems appropriate that the spa and a warm wet hand would be in order...

Have you been a bad girl? :catroar:
 
thump said:
Dear Ms Sprinkles,

I have a question that I hope you can answer for me. I thought the idea behind football is to score points? But when I look at the scoreboard I see a certain team in Mississippi has yet to score this season. Am I seeing things? :D
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OMG ... you did NOT just go there, did you???? *lmao :eek: *

Umm, I think we were trying a new approach this season ... see if we can complete a season with -0- points scored. I dunno, but that seems to be working.

Going to the game tonight ... to see if we can retain our 'NO SCORE' record. Wanna go with me?
 
au_man said:
Well then it seems appropriate that the spa and a warm wet hand would be in order...

Have you been a bad girl? :catroar:
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Moi? A bad girl?? But of course, I'm always a bad girl :devil: And that is exactly why everyone adores me so much :p :D Just think how boring Sprinkles would be if I were good.
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Moi? A bad girl?? But of course, I'm always a bad girl :devil: And that is exactly why everyone adores me so much :p :D Just think how boring Sprinkles would be if I were good.
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Good, cause I like bad girls... :devil: They are always the most fun... :catroar:
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Moi? A bad girl?? But of course, I'm always a bad girl :devil: And that is exactly why everyone adores me so much :p :D Just think how boring Sprinkles would be if I were good.
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are you that little girl
with hair all acurl
that when she was good
she was very, very good

but

when she was bad...
she was at her best? :D

:kiss:
 
HisHarlot said:
are you that little girl
with hair all acurl
that when she was good
she was very, very good

but

when she was bad...
she was at her best? :D

:kiss:
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Hehehe .... why, Harlot, I would almost assume you KNOW me :eek: But to be sure, you might need to ask HIM his opinion.
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Hehehe .... why, Harlot, I would almost assume you KNOW me :eek: But to be sure, you might need to ask HIM his opinion.
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i would if HE were here to ask! ;)
 
All right Playmates ... ya'll be good today. I'm off for tailgating, drinking and college football. Any good vibes you could send our way (MS State University) would be greatly appreciated :rolleyes: :eek:
 
Sprinkles22 said:
OMG ... you did NOT just go there, did you???? *lmao :eek: *

Umm, I think we were trying a new approach this season ... see if we can complete a season with -0- points scored. I dunno, but that seems to be working.

Going to the game tonight ... to see if we can retain our 'NO SCORE' record. Wanna go with me?
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Yes...especially if there is a chance of rain and you are wearing white :D :nana: :kiss:
 
au_man said:
Well, you aren't posting as if the grog got the best of you darlin...


Dang... :D :devil: :D
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Oh, make no mistake ... the game sucked, big time. However, we did manage to actually put some points on OUR side of the scoreboard ... only took 2 games and 2 quarters to make it happen this season :rolleyes:

Still, we lost to Tulane. I mean, who the hell loses to Tulane?? :eek: We are officially the WORST team in college football now ... I'm losing faith in my religion *hehehe*.

My 9 yr old said he wants to go to college at TX and play for them ... at this point, I gave my blessings.
 
WOW!
You're getting as famous as
some of those other advice givers!
I heard your song on the radio!!

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...
Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...
Repeat Chorus

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker
Repeat Chorus

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married...
Repeat Chorus
 
omahaman2 said:
WOW!
You're getting as famous as
some of those other advice givers!
I heard your song on the radio!!

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...
Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...
Repeat Chorus

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker
Repeat Chorus

Dear Sprinkles, Dear Sprinkles...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married...
Repeat Chorus
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Oh yea, my production company just released the single this weekend. It's catchy, huh? *LOL* Oman, you are a bona-fide Fruit Cake ... and you make me LMAO!

Actually, I've been thinking I used the wrong Name for this thread ... I think it should be "Sprinkles Has Blonde Moments" instead of "Dear Sprinkles". I did another 'advice worthy' act yesterday at the grocery :rolleyes:

If you spend over an hour at the grocery store, buying supplies for a great tailgating party, if you buy the little condiment bottles, small salt & pepper shakers, if you get the extra roll of paper towels and pick up paper plates ... IF you put that much effort into making sure you have everything possible that's needed .... DON'T FORGET THE HAMBURGER BUNS!!!!!!
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Oh, make no mistake ... the game sucked, big time. However, we did manage to actually put some points on OUR side of the scoreboard ... only took 2 games and 2 quarters to make it happen this season :rolleyes:

Still, we lost to Tulane. I mean, who the hell loses to Tulane?? :eek: We are officially the WORST team in college football now ... I'm losing faith in my religion *hehehe*.

My 9 yr old said he wants to go to college at TX and play for them ... at this point, I gave my blessings.
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i would have too after that showing! :kiss:

good morning dear!
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Oh yea, my production company just released the single this weekend. It's catchy, huh? *LOL* Oman, you are a bona-fide Fruit Cake ... and you make me LMAO!

Actually, I've been thinking I used the wrong Name for this thread ... I think it should be "Sprinkles Has Blonde Moments" instead of "Dear Sprinkles". I did another 'advice worthy' act yesterday at the grocery :rolleyes:

If you spend over an hour at the grocery store, buying supplies for a great tailgating party, if you buy the little condiment bottles, small salt & pepper shakers, if you get the extra roll of paper towels and pick up paper plates ... IF you put that much effort into making sure you have everything possible that's needed .... DON'T FORGET THE HAMBURGER BUNS!!!!!!
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:eek: you FORGOT the hamburger buns???? how could you!!
*gins big :D knowing your thoughts were, more then likely, distracted, yet again... or is that 'still'?* :kiss:
 
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