Dear Sprinkles ....

[20smoke]

Goodness no! Who would clean it up?

well I thought DLL was your personal assistant?

 

[Sprinkles22]

well I thought DLL was your personal assistant?

You'd just LOVE that wouldn't you?

 

[20smoke]

well UF girls hafta be good for something I guess

 

[Sprinkles22]

well UF girls hafta be good for something I guess

Every man's fantasy ..... 2 girls, 1 guy

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Every man's fantasy ..... 2 girls, 1 guy

Dear Sprinkles.
Then what is every womans fantasy...

and.. why doesnt Santa Clause cum more than once a year?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles.
Then what is every womans fantasy...

and.. why doesnt Santa Clause cum more than once a year?

Dear Sun Tan Guy:

Every woman's fantasy? Why, 2 guys and 1 girl, of course

Santa doesnt' cum more than once a year because I (Momma) can't afford it

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Dear Sun Tan Guy:

Every woman's fantasy? Why, 2 guys and 1 girl, of course

Santa doesnt' cum more than once a year because I (Momma) can't afford it

As it should be.. hee hee
Damn.. I am glad you straightened me out on Santa.. poor guy.. what a sucky job..

 

[Sprinkles22]

As it should be.. hee hee
Damn.. I am glad you straightened me out on Santa.. poor guy.. what a sucky job..

Yea....Mrs. Claus is a real dead lay

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Yea....Mrs. Claus is a real dead lay

I thought she teased the crap out of the old fart for 364 days a year..?? Why else would he be able to zip around the world in less than 24 hours and hit all us lil nasties?? The poor guy only gets it one night a year.. so he can Hardly wait to get home??? At least you clarified for me that the Easter Bunny doesnt have anything to do with it..

 

[Sprinkles22]

I thought she teased the crap out of the old fart for 364 days a year..?? Why else would he be able to zip around the world in less than 24 hours and hit all us lil nasties?? The poor guy only gets it one night a year.. so he can Hardly wait to get home??? At least you clarified for me that the Easter Bunny doesnt have anything to do with it..

hehehehe ..... no, the Easter Bunny is getting it every night of the year, except Easter Eve. He's Santa's secret fantasy.

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

hehehehe ..... no, the Easter Bunny is getting it every night of the year, except Easter Eve. He's Santa's secret fantasy.

HOLY shit.. This Thread does tell me everything.. After watching the Quiznos commerical and hearing the comments on Santa Claus I got soo confused.. you really know how to straighten a guy out.. So Santa is Gay??!! Shit.. I'm afraid to wonder what he does on Canadian and USA Thanksgiving Day with Turkeys??!! Well.. you dont have to tell me.. I dont think I want to know.. But.. is there anything I should know about Boxing Day??

 

[Sprinkles22]

HOLY shit.. This Thread does tell me everything..

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[Sun Tan Guy]

The annual subscription price for Dear Sprinkles is only $49.99, payable in 3 easy installments. There is a money back guarantee if you are not completely satisfied. This is a limited time offer. Operators are standing by.

Dear Sprinkles.. Can I work out trade in any manner? I lost my job, had my credit cards and wallet stolen, the dog ate my check book, the bank is threatening to take my mobile home, and the only currency I have is in Rubbles. Oh yea.. the phone lady came by and took my phones today..She was here for a long time though, so it wasnt too bad..

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles.. Can I work out trade in any manner? I lost my job, had my credit cards and wallet stolen, the dog ate my check book, the bank is threatening to take my mobile home, and the only currency I have is in Rubbles. Oh yea.. the phone lady came by and took my phones today..She was here for a long time though, so it wasnt too bad..

Dear Sprinkles, INC has its policies. The board of directors will have to be consulted before a trade agreement can be reached. Please be patient as it may take a day or two to convene all the board members.*but Sprinkles herself thinks it's a great idea *

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Dear Sprinkles, INC has its policies. The board of directors will have to be consulted before a trade agreement can be reached. Please be patient as it may take a day or two to convene all the board members.*but Sprinkles herself thinks it's a great idea *

I will cross my fingers.. hopefully Kmart wont take my computer back and The Dominican Republic wont cut me off of using their satelites for the internet. I hope you have some good pull..

 

[Sprinkles22]

I will cross my fingers.. hopefully Kmart wont take my computer back and The Dominican Republic wont cut me off of using their satelites for the internet. I hope you have some good pull..

Haven't you heard? It's not who you know ..... it's who you blow So, yea... I think my "pull" is a little more than good ...

 

[Sprinkles22]

*tapping fingers on desk* Where did everyone go?????

 

[20smoke]

Every man's fantasy ..... 2 girls, 1 guy

but DLL , you and the other 8 occupants in your head... isnt that like 10 girls / 1 guy?

 

[20smoke]

*tapping fingers on desk* Where did everyone go?????

me and my bottle of Merlot are right here.... oh, guess I'm stuck with the nightshift now.... *never did get the employee handbook*

 

[20smoke]

sure wish Sprinkles would show up so I can go to Starbucks...

nightshift here sucks

 

[de-valmont]

Dear Sprinkles, when meeting a gorgeous woman for the first time, what do you suggest being seen in:

A white linen suit, coral shit and loafers?

Dark Wool suit, black shit and black shoes?

Jeans and a roll-neck?

 

[20smoke]

*that damn Sprinkles has left me here all night without even getting a coffee break*

Oh well , here's what I'd do...

The white linen suit thing... white lets her know that either you can do your own laudry well, or you can afford to have someone do it for you...

black too drab (and too hot where I live)

jeans too casual ( you did say gorgeous and first meeting)

hope that helps, or you can wait for Sprinkles to show up.... (grumble, grumble... still no Starbucks... grumble)

 

[de-valmont]

*that damn Sprinkles has left me here all night without even getting a coffee break*

Oh well , here's what I'd do...

The white linen suit thing... white lets her know that either you can do your own laudry well, or you can afford to have someone do it for you...

black too drab (and too hot where I live)

jeans too casual ( you did say gorgeous and first meeting)

hope that helps, or you can wait for Sprinkles to show up.... (grumble, grumble... still no Starbucks... grumble)

Cheers 20, should I wear the panama to go with said suit then?

 

[20smoke]

I would, but either sunglasses or hat not both... *goddammit where's that Sprinkles, .... still no Starbucks and I'm getting hungry too*

 

[Sprinkles22]

I would, but either sunglasses or hat not both... *goddammit where's that Sprinkles, .... still no Starbucks and I'm getting hungry too*

Geez..... talk about a whiner You haven't even pulled a 12 hour shift yet!!!! Good help is SO hard to find these days *lol*