Dear Sprinkles ....

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Sprinkles:
a hundred from me after getting back from my trip.
Did I miss anything of interest on Lit?
How have you been and have you found that personal assistant yet?
I missed you and hope you had a good weekend.
Thanks much!
Azul

 

[20smoke]

*benefits include a key to the office, all the coffee you can drink and all the Sprinkles you can eat*

and what do you offer as far as vacations go? *sounds good so far*

and are there bonuses for excellent performance?

 

[Sprinkles22]

*tries sprinkles on mashed potatoes*
*spits*

blech!!

now mashed potatoes on sprinkles....
*rubs chin pondering that thought....*

Oh, my bad. I did have the combination backwards .....

*imagines Arch eating sprinkles on mashed potatoes* hehehe

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles:
a hundred from me after getting back from my trip.
Did I miss anything of interest on Lit?
How have you been and have you found that personal assistant yet?
I missed you and hope you had a good weekend.
Thanks much!
Azul

Hi Az! Hope you had a great weekend. Happy to see you back with us.

 

[Sprinkles22]

and what do you offer as far as vacations go? *sounds good so far*

and are there bonuses for excellent performance?

~80 hours annual paid vacations, but you are required to take me with you

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hi Az! Hope you had a great weekend. Happy to see you back with us.

Good news is that I am here for now. Bad news is I have to get ready for work soon while the game is going on. It was a good weekend more or less. I did a review of it on my anniversary threads both here and on the GB. definitely want to plan better next time because I didn;t go wild as much as I wanted to, but I still think it was a fab weekend,

 

[20smoke]

~80 hours annual paid vacations, but you are required to take me with you

bonuses? health care? performance incentives?

 

[Sprinkles22]

bonuses? health care? performance incentives?

I am the bonus! What more do you want?

Healthcare? I'm a Nurse. All your needs will be attended to with professional skills .

Performance incentives? Lots of vocal praise, might even refer to you as a diety on occassion.

 

[20smoke]

I am the bonus! What more do you want?

Healthcare? I'm a Nurse. All your needs will be attended to with professional skills .

Performance incentives? Lots of vocal praise, might even refer to you as a diety on occassion.

well I think I will be very happy here... and the dress code, are my jeans and polo shirt ok?

 

[de-valmont]

And lets face it (and I'm not casting aspertions on Sprinkles quality of medical care here) but with those benefits you won't be needing no pension...

 

[Jail]

well I think I will be very happy here... and the dress code, are my jeans and polo shirt ok?

Watch it, Sprinkles.............next he'll be asking for a clothing allowance

 

[Sprinkles22]

well I think I will be very happy here... and the dress code, are my jeans and polo shirt ok?

Commando jeans are a requirement! There is nothing like a man's ass in a pair of Levi's *drooling*

 

[Sprinkles22]

And lets face it (and I'm not casting aspertions on Sprinkles quality of medical care here) but with those benefits you won't be needing no pension...

 

[Sprinkles22]

Watch it, Sprinkles.............next he'll be asking for a clothing allowance

I have an account with Levi Strauss .... he can purchase to his hearts desire!

 

[20smoke]

Commando jeans are a requirement! There is nothing like a man's ass in a pair of Levi's *drooling*

well looks like we're all set, *except I usually wear Wrangler or Hillfiger jeans*

but since you have an account Levi's will work

 

[Archangel_5607]

Oh, my bad. I did have the combination backwards .....

*imagines Arch eating sprinkles on mashed potatoes* hehehe

i wont deny the fabulous looking garnish, but just seems a bit off,
like you need to be over ice cream or something sweet

*shrugs n' shit*
*light bulb*
*ding n' shit*

*offers up a "twinkie"* here, you on top of this....
*WEG*

 

[beergoggles]

help.

Ok here is the situation..... My girlfriend and I have had some experience with adding others to the bedroom both guys and girls. Girls have never gone all the way (just fooling around truth and dare type stuff.) guys have been full fleged threesomes. she says that the idea of another woman turns her on more than the 2 guys thing so..... I want us to add a girl for a threeway But noone we know how do you find someone that will be into it and be CLEAN!!?? we would like to meet first before we would make up our minds, to make sure that we are compatible. Any sugestions?

 

[20smoke]

this is easy... first you and your g/f go to the University of Florida... plenty of... oh wait, you said 'clean' never mind... Sprinkles? you wanna try this one?

 

[beergoggles]

clean

Yeah clean really has to be a factor.

 

[4Jonas]

I assume you want them to be a complete stranger? From my limited experience, most women that are interested in other women already have a "crush" on someone they know.. Maybe you could explore that more.

 

[beergoggles]

stranger

Well not a complete stranger... We would like to casualy meet this person first to see if there is a connection you know? She is pretty open with me she did not say it was someone she knows. She did say howeer that she had a dream about it and she said the girl had red hair.

 

[4Jonas]

Oooh a redhead.. lucky you if it works out Good luck finding your thirdsome for your threesome.. Naturally you will be requred to post the details after it happens

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Beergoggles:

A FMF 3-some you're looking for ..... with a clean Redhead. You've certainly narrowed your playing field some, but that is good. You know what you want.

Have you tried your local church or PTA meeting? *LOL, j/k*

Actually, I would suggest looking thru the Personal's threads here on Lit. There always seem to be couples and/or individuals looking for additional playmates. Good Luck in your quest.

 

[20smoke]

or just hang out at the park during soccer games.... soccer Moms MUST be bored....

 

[Sprinkles22]

or just hang out at the park during soccer games.... soccer Moms MUST be bored....

I resemble that remark I even have the minivan to make it official!