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Dear Sprinkles ....

skme said:
its been tough...believe me!maybe you could donate some to the salvation army! ;)
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Well ... that would be an interesting drop in the collection bucket this holiday season :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Well ... that would be an interesting drop in the collection bucket this holiday season :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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I can just hear it landing in the bucket and it switching itself on ... then watch Santa pull it out to turn it off! :D
 
Gypsybyrd said:
I can just hear it landing in the bucket and it switching itself on ... then watch Santa pull it out to turn it off! :D
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Yep!!!Santa smiling....."HOHOHO!!!!!!!!" :D
 
Gypsybyrd said:
I can just hear it landing in the bucket and it switching itself on ... then watch Santa pull it out to turn it off! :D
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LMAO .... I bet Santa would have lots of Mommies coming to sit on his lap :D
 
Dear Sprinkles,
I have a serious question,hope you can advise.
I was trying to be funny and told the better half I want to kiss where she pees,she grabbed my hand and led me to the toilet. :confused: :p :D
Am I doing something wrong?
TIA,
FG
 
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Floridaguy692 said:
Dear Sprinkles,
I have a serious question,hope you can advise.
I was trying to be funny and told the better half I want to kiss where she pees,she grabbed my hand and led me to the eoilet. :confused: :p :D
Am I doing something wrong?
TIA,
FG
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Hahahahahaha! You were trying to be funny? I think your *better half* got the joke and was even funnier in her reaction/reply :p

My advice .... I think your sense of humor is going to get you into deep trouble ;)
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Hahahahahaha! You were trying to be funny? I think your *better half* got the joke and was even funnier in her reaction/reply :p

My advice .... I think your sense of humor is going to get you into deep trouble ;)
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Me in trouble? I'm innocent. :p :D
 
Dear Sprinkles,

I'm sitting at the airport. The first leg of my original flight is delayed so Continental kindly booted me over to a different airline. That means it looks like I booked my flight at the airport which triggered extra security measures (I got to go through the machine that poofs air at ya and lifts up one's skirt & top :eek: ). It also means the car rental counter is closed when my plane lands ... can you believe the car rental place actually suggested I hang out for 5+ hours AT the airport until the rental counter reopens???? *rofl* yeah like that is gonna happen.

This trip is not off to the best of starts ... hopefully it gets better. *shakes head* There is A LOT to be said for non-stop flights.

Anyway ... hope you had a great day!

~traveler
 
Floridaguy692 said:
Yes Sprinkles my friend,sure you are. ;) :D
I always get blamed for everything I get caught doing. :nana: :D
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There's your problem ..... you get caught :eek: :eek:

You need some private instructional time with Sprinkles and my educational series 101 Ways NOT to Get Caught & How to Remain Innocent When Confronted with Guilt :nana:
 
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