Dear Sprinkles ....

Nightbird said:
No hard feelings or worries here. I thought your original post was kinda funny.

Hows it going?
Ummm ..... hello? Don't I get any attention??? *pouts*
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Oh Wow ~ you have got to get out of the house more often Techie .....
Like that would help .....................................how?
 
Nightbird said:
A street corner in a not so good part of town?
LOL....I was gonna suggest that too, but was afraid he'd get mugged and it would be my fault. :(
 
Sprinkles22 said:
Gentlemen's Clubs? the Gym? goodness, their is sex everywhere .....
A Gentlemen's Club? Tried it ... cold bitches, not allowed to touch 'em!
the Gym? only ones around here are not coed
dark street corner? yeah, tried that too *blush* (and may again) but not real safe, ya know?

and when you're a semi-invalid walking with a cane, ya don't find many volunteers...!!! 'specially when you're as old as me...lol
 
Stupid news of the day

copied from newsofthewierd.com

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested in December in Memphis, Tenn., and charged with hiring a hit man to help her kill four people so she could steal a brick of what turned out to be queso fresco cheese. According to police, Booth had seen the large block of crumbly, white, Mexican-cuisine cheese on a table at an acquaintance's home, thought it was a big pile of cocaine, and devised an elaborate plot to return later, steal it, and kill anyone in the house old enough to testify against her. [Washington Post-AP, 12-6-05]

I would just like to say. ROFLMAO
 
Dear Sprinkles:

How can you recognize true love?

Researching in Reno
 
Hi HO Nightbird sitting in for Sprinkles in her short absence true love is easy all you gotta do is be patient. When she looks you in the eyes and says the words you'll know.

techsan said:
Dear Sprinkles:

How can you recognize true love?

Researching in Reno
 
Nightbird said:
Hi HO Nightbird sitting in for Sprinkles in her short absence true love is easy all you gotta do is be patient. When she looks you in the eyes and says the words you'll know.
Is that the "fuck me" words? That sounds like true love to me!
 
Sprinkles22 said:
TRICKY :D :kiss: :rose: :kiss: :D

Where have you been Gurl? I've missed your sexy, sarcastic self .......
lol, oh you know, I've been here and there.... in and out.... you know how these things go hon ;)
I missed you too! We still talk about you back at the ole San Antone thread! :catroar:
"We" being me and Thump, seems like we're the only ones left. :(
Come back and visit every once in a while. :kiss: :kiss:
 
Nightbird said:
Hi HO Nightbird sitting in for Sprinkles in her short absence true love is easy all you gotta do is be patient. When she looks you in the eyes and says the words you'll know.
Thank NB for taking the reins while I was involved with real life ..... you're a sweetheart. :rose:

But what if she can't look into your eyes? How do you know then?
 
Dear Sprinkles ,
I really want that new razr pink cell phone..do you think my boyfriend will buy one for me? :D
 
Dear Sprinkles,
How would you feel if your boyfriend took you on a cruise and the boat was sinking and he would save his wife and leave you behind? :D
 
Dear Sprinkles, I was contemplating getting lost in Hampton Court maze later this year with a lady I adore. In case of a sudden bout of dementia would you think it wise to take some twine or a GPS with me?
 
Dear Sprinkles,
Why are the brits blessed with that sexy accent...they could look like Prince Charles and speak and still get laid...no fair
 
Dear Sprinkles, I was recently invited to a family gathering in the country and the next morning my uncle was sitting there in his pyjama's having breakfast on the veranda. Much to my horror my co-breakfasters were presented with a bout of what can only be politely referred too as "Pyjama gape" I was wondering if you had a solution that I could quietly provide my uncle with so as to avoid embarrasment on the next occasion?
 
Dear Sprinkles,
I heard phone sex on the new pink razr phone is amazing...any truth to this? :D
 
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