Dear Sprinkles ....

[de-valmont]

Dear Sprinkles, my brother has of late taken to swimming and as such has started waxing his whole body in order to gain more aerodynamic efficiency. However his wife is now despairing as his house is literally covered in shed hairs left after his self-waxing. Can you suggest an easy and simply way to clean up such sheddings?

 

[DLL]

Dear Sprinkles,
I was reading today in an NPR article that the new pink razr phone makes you smarter..is this just rumour or fact? what are your thoughts about it

 

[DLL]

Dear Sprinkles,
Wouldnt a pink razr phone look good in my LV bag?

 

[de-valmont]

Dear Sprinkles, my nephew is getting a tad large for his age and as such is quite a pain to walk to school (living in London I see no point in a car) when I have to babysit for him. Do you know if it would be possible to leave him in the bath for long enough for him to shink down to a more handy pocket-size for easy transportation? And if so how long would it take the guy to recover after?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Is that the "fuck me" words? That sounds like true love to me!

NO, it's the "fuck me" eyes she turns on you ..... what man can resist that look?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Evenin' Sprinkles how's it going tonight?

It's dandy as always de-val ......

How's London?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles ,
I really want that new razr pink cell phone..do you think my boyfriend will buy one for me?

I'll ask him .... but only if he buys me one too! I love pink

 

[de-valmont]

It's dandy as always de-val ......

How's London?

London's great and sunny, well it was before night fell

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
How would you feel if your boyfriend took you on a cruise and the boat was sinking and he would save his wife and leave you behind?

Wait a minute? He took YOU and his WIFE? First of all, that's wacked to begin with ..... second of all, he wouldn't save you?

DUMP HIS ASS !!!!!!!!!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles, I was contemplating getting lost in Hampton Court maze later this year with a lady I adore. In case of a sudden bout of dementia would you think it wise to take some twine or a GPS with me?

Absolutely NOT! Lost in paradise with the woman you adore??? What more could you want?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles, I was recently invited to a family gathering in the country and the next morning my uncle was sitting there in his pyjama's having breakfast on the veranda. Much to my horror my co-breakfasters were presented with a bout of what can only be politely referred too as "Pyjama gape" I was wondering if you had a solution that I could quietly provide my uncle with so as to avoid embarrasment on the next occasion?

1) Wear underwear

2) Get dressed before breakfast

3) Sew the button back on the fly, for heaven's sake....

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
I heard phone sex on the new pink razr phone is amazing...any truth to this?

I don't know DLL .... but I'm hoping you will enlighten me once you find this out

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles, my brother has of late taken to swimming and as such has started waxing his whole body in order to gain more aerodynamic efficiency. However his wife is now despairing as his house is literally covered in shed hairs left after his self-waxing. Can you suggest an easy and simply way to clean up such sheddings?

I'm having a hard time figuring this one out, de-val ..... all of the lost hair is stuck to the hot wax .... if it were not stuck to the wax then it wouldn't be ripped off the body .....

As for your sister in law, maybe she should just loan him her razor!

 

[de-valmont]

I'm having a hard time figuring this one out, de-val ..... all of the lost hair is stuck to the hot wax .... if it were not stuck to the wax then it wouldn't be ripped off the body .....

As for your sister in law, maybe she should just loan him her razor!

Ahha I think the problem may lie in my brothers gorrilla-like nature. There are little ends of hair snapped off during the waxing

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
I was reading today in an NPR article that the new pink razr phone makes you smarter..is this just rumour or fact? what are your thoughts about it

Dear Sprinkles,
Wouldnt a pink razr phone look good in my LV bag?

Dear DLL:

I think for sure that a Pink Razr phone makes you smarter. It's such a sound investment ..... and what would a LV bag be without the Pink Razr accessory??

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles, my nephew is getting a tad large for his age and as such is quite a pain to walk to school (living in London I see no point in a car) when I have to babysit for him. Do you know if it would be possible to leave him in the bath for long enough for him to shink down to a more handy pocket-size for easy transportation? And if so how long would it take the guy to recover after?

POOR BABY BOY! I'm calling child protective services on you

j/k ..... try some cold ice water ..... it tends to shrink all things "male" ..... ROFL

 

[Sprinkles22]

Ahha I think the problem may lie in my brothers gorrilla-like nature. There are little ends of hair snapped off during the waxing

LOL.... a little TMI

 

[de-valmont]

but it's soo true!

 

[Sprinkles22]

but it's soo true!

You don't appear to have copious amounts of body hair ..... how did you get so lucky? And you are definitely cuter than a gorilla

 

[de-valmont]

Oh I use tweezers

 

[DLL]

Oh I use tweezers

ouch

 

[de-valmont]

ouch

I know it smarts, but hell it worked for the Romans

 

[Sprinkles22]

ouch

My thoughts exactly ...... OUCHERS

 

[DLL]

ok a big kiss for anyone that knows caligulas horses name???

 

[de-valmont]

ok a big kiss for anyone that knows caligulas horses name???

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