Dear Sprinkles ....

[Sprinkles22]

*looks around the empty room* Hello? *echo ~ hello, hello*

I didn't increase my fees. My worthless advice is still free

 

[Azuldrgon]

*looks around the empty room* Hello? *echo ~ hello, hello*

I didn't increase my fees. My worthless advice is still free

Dear Sprinkles:
How do yu get someone to believe she can never be worthless, tht she is beautiful and appreciated and that she is sexy as hell to boot?

Appreciative in Adulthood.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles:
How do yu get someone to believe she can never be worthless, tht she is beautiful and appreciated and that she is sexy as hell to boot?

Appreciative in Adulthood.

You are SO asking the wrong woman that .....

 

[Azuldrgon]

You are SO asking the wrong woman that .....

Confession time...I was thinking bout you when I typed that. I think all your advice is cool and that you are sweet to open up about what you think.

 

[WyldBreeze]

Dear Sprinkles,
How do you tell him how much he means to you when there are no words that seem adequate enough to show how you really feel?
~Unabashedly Happy

*Just wanted to drop in and say hello sweet lady*

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
How do you tell him how much he means to you when there are no words that seem adequate enough to show how you really feel?
~Unabashedly Happy

*Just wanted to drop in and say hello sweet lady*

Dear Wyld,

Often times words are not enough. I believe actions speak more loudly. It's amazing how little things like leaving little notes saying "I Miss You" or "I Love You" or "I 'm Thinking About You" make a heart melt. Sometimes, it's not the words that mean as much as the effort you took to type them .....

Good to see you too, Sweetie

 

[omahaman2]

Love is not in the words 'I love you' but in the actions 'I'll show you'

 

[omahaman2]

Sprinkles,
Here are some advice tips someone gave me! Hope they helpeveryone else!!

Don't eat rocks.

Don't take naps in the road.

Don't stoke fires with your fingers.

Don't throw a brick straight up.

Don't breathe car exhaust.

If you ever meet the President, don't offer him the surprise gift of a firearm by whipping it suddenly out of your coat pocket.

For all pertinent tasks, use a hammer, not your fist.

Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them.

Don't stargaze with friends on a hilltop in a thunderstorm and use metal fishing rods as pointers.

The stuff on the bottom of your shoe is not for internal consumption.

If you need to get somewhere, and a freight train heading in the direction you're traveling just happens to be nearby, resist the urge to stand in front of it and grab hold as it passes.

If you want to pound on the radiator to tell the landlord to turn up the heat, don't do it with your head.

Don't flip off the Mafia.

If you're riding a bicycle down a hill, turn your head before you spit.

Wash behind your ears, not behind your eyes.

Light birthday cake candles from back to front.

Don't shave with a lawn mower.

Just because your body has orifices doesn't mean you should put things into them.

Don't stick screwdrivers into electrical outlets.

Although they are sold in grocery stores, batteries are not food. Do not break them open and drink what's inside.

The warning "Don't try this at home" really means "Don't try this at all."

Don't bathe in a tub full of snow.

Don't iron clothes while wearing them.

The expression "Life in the fast line" should not inspire you to live in the road.

Don't eat hot coals.

Don't escape in to jail.

Don't wash floors with cough syrup.

Don't kick porcupines with bare feet.

Don't sled down hills with interstates at the bottom.

Sell at most one of your kidneys.

Don't lie down in a cattle pen.

Forks need carry food no farther than your mouth.

Don't test the strength of your skull with a nail gun.

Only squeeze the handle end of a sword.

Don't snap towels at passing cops.

Don't throw an angry cat straight up.

Don't lick dry ice.

Before you leap upside down onto a trampoline, make sure it's right side up.

Don't pour salt in your eyes.

Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't make any more.

Don't microwave yourself.

Don't chase a bear into the woods to get a close-up photo.

Don't swallow toothpaste.

Don't chew Tylenol.

Don't bathe in gasoline.

Don't sneak up to a stallion and whack it on the rump.

Don't drink water that comes from swimming pools, puddles, bathtubs, dishpans, sewage pipes, radiators, oceans, acid rain, or toilet bowls.

Don't stick body parts into electrical outlets.

Don't listen to music from the Spice Girls.

Don't lick toads, bulls, or jellyfish.

Don't go swimming in a well.

Rake leaves, not people.

Shovels are for digging holes in the ground, not the floor of your house.

Contrary to popular opinion, you're not supposed to strip the protective rubber coating off electrical wires before plugging them in.

If you want to chew gum, buy some. Don't use the gum from underneath the seats at schools and movie theaters even though it's free.

Don't kick stone walls very hard without wearing thick-soled shoes or boots.

Even if you need to get downstairs quickly, don't jump out of a window -- use the stairs.

When using an acetylene torch, don't feel the flame to see if it's sufficiently hot.

Better yet, stay away from acetylene torches altogether.

Walking barefoot in the sand is good. Walking barefoot on a cactus is bad.

Elvis is dead. Get over it.

Wear clothes.

Use a pot holder when removing items from the oven.

If you're on a ball field and someone shouts "Heads up!" don't actually raise your head up. Cover it with your arms and duck.

Don't drink.

Don't drive.

Don't tie yourself to an airplane propeller.

Don't brush your teeth with a wire-bristled sanding wheel.

When using a weed whacker, don't hold the end with the wire.

When using a blow gun -- something you should always have a very good reason for doing anyway -- draw your breath before placing your lips around the barrel.

No matter how tempting it is to be one with nature, stay on the outside of all fences at the zoo.

Give me all your money.

When sticking thumb tacks into bulletin boards, press on the flat end.

Toasters should be used to cook bread, not your hands.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Love is not in the words 'I love you' but in the actions 'I'll show you'

Exactly, Oman, beautifully said

 

[Sprinkles22]

Invitation

to Dinner tonight.

~MENU~
Chicken 'n' Dumplins
Fried Okra
Corn on the Cob
Cornbread
Sweet Tea
Chocolate Chip Cookies, from scratch​

 

[omahaman2]

to Dinner tonight.

~MENU~
Chicken 'n' Dumplins
Fried Okra
Corn on the Cob
Cornbread
Sweet Tea
Chocolate Chip Cookies, from scratch​

the best part of the meal for everybody would be your company!

 

[Sprinkles22]

the best part of the meal for everybody would be your company!

Awww.... I don't know how to say Thank You enough for that compliment. You brought a tear to my eye.

 

[Jail]

hiya Sprinklies

 

[Sprinkles22]

hiya Sprinklies

Hey Jail! You coming over for dinner? There's plenty of room at our table ....

 

[Nightbird]

Hey Sprinkles can I come over?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Hey Sprinkles can I come over?

As if YOU have to ask I'm waiting for you .....

 

[Jail]

Hey Jail! You coming over for dinner? There's plenty of room at our table ....

awwww whatta sweetie. Um.......how about tomorrow night?

 

[Sprinkles22]

awwww whatta sweetie. Um.......how about tomorrow night?

Tomorrow night? That'll be pork chop night

 

[Sprinkles22]

Sprinkles advice for the 20th of February, 2006 ~

If you are competing in Olympic Ice Dancing ... DO NOT drop your partner !!!

 

[techsan]

.....

 

[Sprinkles22]

And the second phase of that advice: if you're partner drops you, don't talk to him for 24 hours, until after your next performance.

Have you been following that? I have lmao'd about it today. I watched it all happen last night ... and I made the comment about the witchy looking red-head female .... "she's gonna chew his ass out!".

But the Canadian couple was horrible. That was HER fault, not his. She let go of him .... and OUCH, did that hurt

 

[techsan]

.....

 

[Nightbird]

Hello everyone..

So who did win the gold in that event?

 

[peachheart]

okay question so should i pay for everything at the reception or have family bring something /?

 

[Jail]

hi ((((((((((Sprinklies)))))))))))))))))