Dear Sprinkles ....

[Sprinkles22]

hi ((((((((((Sprinklies)))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((Jailey))))))))))))))) How's it been luv?

 

[Jail]

((((((((((((Jailey))))))))))))))) How's it been luv?

It's been ok, babes. One day at a time, you know

 

[Sprinkles22]

It's been ok, babes. One day at a time, you know

I hear ya! My thoughts are with you ~ always

NOW .... GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... I am NOT having a good night Crashed out the desk top computer and am now trying to reboot it. It has a nasty little virus that TOTALLY f'd up everything. Talk about a major pain in the ass

 

[Jail]

I hear ya! My thoughts are with you ~ always

NOW .... GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... I am NOT having a good night Crashed out the desk top computer and am now trying to reboot it. It has a nasty little virus that TOTALLY f'd up everything. Talk about a major pain in the ass

what happened to the other one?

 

[Sprinkles22]

!

what happened to the other one?

My little laptop baby is fine and dandy. What a good girl she is But the desktop monster got infected with some stuff that we just couldn't get rid of .... my only option (given what little knowlegde I have about computers) was to reformat and delete all my files and reinstall my Windows XP.

Thank heavens for my personal "Geek Squad" I love you guys ... R and B .... you know who you are!

 

[skme]

Dear Sprinkles,i have kinda a problem.....my wife wont give me any loving..........What am i to do?.............Thanks for your thoughts on this subject your truely lickalottapuss

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,i have kinda a problem.....my wife wont give me any loving..........What am i to do?.............Thanks for your thoughts on this subject your truely lickalottapuss

Dear skme,

Here's $20 ..... go find a hooker .... every city in America has them. If not, you should be introduced to Fistina and her 5 sisters.

 

[UnSainted]

Dear Sprinkles,i have kinda a problem.....my wife wont give me any loving..........What am i to do?.............Thanks for your thoughts on this subject your truely lickalottapuss

Ignore Sprinkles advice on this one.. Here's what you do.. Take her over your knee and give her a good ass warming and tell her that she belongs to you and she is to not hold out on you..

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles:

What a load of sauerkraut! I know there's not a be-all, end-all, cure-all answer to the question but, personally, I HATE this answer. Surely a little thought could provide a better bit of advice than this from a smart, loving person like you...?!?

Alarmed in Alamosa

Trust me, that guy needed that answer!

 

[UnSainted]

Trust me, that guy needed that answer!

I think he would need more than $20 anyway.. I think he just needs to show his wife whos the boss with a nice non-violent spanking..

 

[Sprinkles22]

I think he would need more than $20 anyway.. I think he just needs to show his wife whos the boss with a nice non-violent spanking..

Oooooh, sounds interesting ..... is that what YOU would do?

 

[UnSainted]

Oooooh, sounds interesting ..... is that what YOU would do?

I'd try anything twice.. Once to see how it goes and then another just to make sure..

 

[Sprinkles22]

I'd try anything twice.. Once to see how it goes and then another just to make sure..

TWICE??? *thinks of the sting to my ass*

 

[techsan]

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[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

How pathetic ~ a self bump
*looks for new batteries ... well, I might as well make it a good bump *

 

[Jail]

bumps for my Sprinklies

 

[Jail]

Dear Sprinkles,i have kinda a problem.....my wife wont give me any loving..........What am i to do?.............Thanks for your thoughts on this subject your truely lickalottapuss

Dear skme, maybe someone else should give you a hand with your problem

 

[omahaman2]

How pathetic ~ a self bump
*looks for new batteries ... well, I might as well make it a good bump *

http://www.homedefenseproducts.com/catalog/images/BATTERIES.jpg

 

[Sprinkles22]

http://www.homedefenseproducts.com/catalog/images/BATTERIES.jpg

*smiles brightly* Ooooooh, thank you, Oman! I can have LOTS of fun with all of those

 

[techsan]

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[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles:

Do you think the word used on Literotica for "bringing a thread to the top" (bump) has any sexual connotation? I mean, it is kinda like the satisfaction of seeing a partner climax, right?

Dubious in Davenport

Dear Techie,

I can't say for sure who first coined the phrase "bump" , but considering this is a sexual thread ..... I'm pretty darn sure the word has a sexual connotation

 

[Nightbird]

Hmm, sprinklies doesn't it mean two bodies bumping together in a sexual way.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Hmm, sprinklies doesn't it mean two bodies bumping together in a sexual way.

I don't know ... perhaps we should try and see what sound we hear?? Would we hear bumps? or moans? or screams?