Machiavellix
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Isn't he, tho? I used to have a collection of the stuffed Opus dolls .... my favorite was Opus wearing the plastic shower cap and the Holiday Inn towel wrapped around his waist. I wish I'd never gotten rid of itMachiavellix said:
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Sprinkles22 said:Isn't he, tho? I used to have a collection of the stuffed Opus dolls .... my favorite was Opus wearing the plastic shower cap and the Holiday Inn towel wrapped around his waist. I wish I'd never gotten rid of it
I used to have the entire Bloom County collection. During that time I was still a little kid, so half the humor didn't make any sense to me, and yet I still loved it!
I wish I knew what happened to it.
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Grrrr...... isn't it frustrating when we realize what we "used to have"?Machiavellix said:
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Sprinkles22 said:
Yeah, I know.
Things I used to have:
Cable
$600
A smoothly running car
A full hairline
A very nice paying job
My sanity
I could go on....but you get the picture.
*sigh*
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Just wanted to say hello
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*gigglesnort* Yea, I know ....Machiavellix said:
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Sprinkles22 said:
This is kinda off the beaten path, but I had a very odd dream last night. Maybe I really am losing my sanity. You be the judge.
I dreamt that I died. I wasn't really dead, though. It was like I died, but was just transported into another of myself. Maybe I was a clone or something. Anyway, I ended up sleeping on top of my own coffin.
What's up with that???
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Vampire, maybe? Or reincarnation? I don't know ... but it does sound bizarre.Machiavellix said:
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Sprinkles22 said:
Vampirism. No, not into that. Although having complete control over a female's hormones would be somewhat neat.
Reincarnation is possible, seeing as that's what I believe happens when we die. However, I was the exact same person in the dream before and after I died. It was weird, cause I remember thinking "how do I tell my boss that I'm dead?"
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You mean you weren't excited about telling your boss to kiss your ass? Man, if I were dead and had nothing to lose ... those would be some of the first words from my mouth ....Machiavellix said:
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Sprinkles22 said:
No, not me. I have two bosses and they both rock. Hell, everyone I work with is awesome. The only thing that really sucks is we have a "no dating" rule for employees. Some of the women there are hoooooooot.
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I think all places have a "no dating" rule ... and for good reason. Broken up relationships are strained enough without having to go to work and face someone who has broken your heart .... or vice versa if you've broken theirs ....Machiavellix said:
I have absolutely no experience in that, tho .... I never dated a coworker .... but I did marry a student's parent (I was a teacher before I was a nurse).
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Sprinkles22 said:
True, but sometimes the "no dating" isn't as pertinent as other workplaces. Case in point mine, because it's a grocery store with many different departments.
lol Just sitting here I thought of at least 5 jokes I can make on your "Parent-Teacher" relationship.
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Don't be shy .... do share. His family had Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" played at our reception ....Machiavellix said:lol Just sitting here I thought of at least 5 jokes I can make on your "Parent-Teacher" relationship.
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Sprinkles22 said:Don't be shy .... do share. His family had Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" played at our reception ....
Then you've probably heard the majority of these.
1. I can imagine what went on at his Parent-Teacher conferences.
2. Interesting, the son gives you an apple. The dad gives you an orgasm.
3. Good luck hiding the report cards.
4. The dog ate his homework. Problem is, you know you ain't got a dog.
5. Most kids hate it when their mothers come see them at school. You never leave.
6. At least your saving some of his friends time. Instead of drooling over his mom and his teacher (two different people), they can kill two birds with one stone. Maybe they'll actually do their homework.
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Sprinkles22 said:
Very nice. Sooooo hot, want to touch the heinie.
lol
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Thank you, MachMachiavellix said:Very nice. Sooooo hot, want to touch the heinie.
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Sprinkles22 said:Thank you, Mach
Your certainly welcome. Any man should be proud to touch your luscious ass. I know I would.
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Thank you, Azul!Azuldrgon said:
I am very happy with the completed tattoo .... it came out just as I wanted it to. Pretty and feminine
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Kiss it gently ... it's very sore right nowtechsan said:
