Dear Wings

[Paendragon]

Dear Math-Challenged,

I show them all the time.

-W

Dear Wings,

Would it offend you if I motorboated them? Also, is motorboated a word?

Love,

Penis Dragon

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Wings,
Why would Zumi even suggest such a horrible thing?

Love,
Barfing

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Would it offend you if I motorboated them? Also, is motorboated a word?

Love,

Penis Dragon

Dear Pee Pee Fire Breather,

It wouldn't offend me at all.

-W

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,
Why would Zumi even suggest such a horrible thing?

Love,
Barfing

Dear Tummy Trouble,

I hear you!

-W

 

[smoothg103rd]

Dear Wings,

Why are you so much of a bitch?

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Why are you so much of a bitch?

Dear Smoot,

I love my life exactly as it is but it is often stressful and chaotic. When I come on this site and I see people being lazy about searches or questions or even trying to show their penis to the masses without being asked, I get annoyed.

I'm not sure what I started being a bitch about to you but I find you lazy and that bothers me. So I'm sure I seem like a bitch to you and I'm okay with that.

I'm also known as a bitch in business but that's mostly because take no shit and I expect things to get done. If I were a guy I would be their favorite. But I have tits so this is who I am.

-W

 

[smoothg103rd]

Dear Smoot,

I love my life exactly as it is but it is often stressful and chaotic. When I come on this site and I see people being lazy about searches or questions or even trying to show their penis to the masses without being asked, I get annoyed.

I'm not sure what I started being a bitch about to you but I find you lazy and that bothers me. So I'm sure I seem like a bitch to you and I'm okay with that.

I'm also known as a bitch in business but that's mostly because take no shit and I expect things to get done. If I were a guy I would be their favorite. But I have tits so this is who I am.

-W

Whatever.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Wings,

I am very happy for you. You are so very close to the end and I have not started.

Take pics on the honeymoon and tell him you will be sharing with me.

Love,
LTR

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

I am very happy for you. You are so very close to the end and I have not started.

Take pics on the honeymoon and tell him you will be sharing with me.

Love,
LTR

Dear LovelyandTotallyRadiant,

We won't take our trip to the tropics until the winter, the weather in Minnesota is just now starting to be glorious. I MIGHT snap some pics on our wedding night, hotel sex can be so good. So good. Yum.

You will be here soon and I can't wait to watch it all happen.

Love
-W

 

[spacekowboy]

Dear Wings,

When do I get to see your Harley Quinn stockings?

Schizophrenically Yours,
Mr. J

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

When do I get to see your Harley Quinn stockings?

Schizophrenically Yours,
Mr. J

Dear Cosplay J,

Probably this Halloween. I try to mix it up with my WW costumes.

-W

 

[Sunshine]

Dear Wings,

Today I removed a tampon and wiped up only to realize there was another string. Presto, another tampon! So, HOW?

Sunshine

 

[InWord]

Lord.

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Today I removed a tampon and wiped up only to realize there was another string. Presto, another tampon! So, HOW?

Sunshine

Dear Sunshine,

Sounds like you need to have less stress when you are taking care of your lady garden.

 

[neci]

dear wings,

may i kill it?

love,

neci

 

[Sunshine]

Dear Sunshine,

Sounds like you need to have less stress when you are taking care of your lady garden.

Paying attention is not my strong suit lately.

 

[Wings]

dear wings,

may i kill it?

love,

neci

Please, please do.

 

[Wings]

Lord.

Not even close but thanks for your scintillating addition!

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Wings,

love,
Pete

 

[Wings]

Lord.

By the way, who were you to me in your previous incarnation? You like to add some snide comments about me getting married but for the life of me I don't know why you care.

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

love,
Pete

Dear PeteyPie,

Done.

-W

 

[Mr Noone]

Dear Wings,

Today I removed a tea bag and stirred up only to realize there was another string. Presto, another tea bag! So, HOW?

Noone

PS: I like it strong.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dear Wings,
Why would Zumi even suggest such a horrible thing?

Love,
Barfing

If you think suggesting it was horrible, imagine having to visualize it beforehand!

- Upchucking in Uleta

 

[Brollyanna]

Dear Wings,

Someone just called me "a benign Marla Singer. "Should I be offended or flattered?

Yours, doing the "asking for help thing".

Brolly

 

[InWord]

By the way, who were you to me in your previous incarnation? You like to add some snide comments about me getting married but for the life of me I don't know why you care.

Link.