Dear Wings

[Wings]

Link.

I doubt you were in Legend of Zelda.

 

[Lorilei]

If you think suggesting it was horrible, imagine having to visualize it beforehand!

- Upchucking in Uleta

Dear Zumi,

NO.

Vomiting in Veracruz

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Someone just called me "a benign Marla Singer. "Should I be offended or flattered?

Yours, doing the "asking for help thing".

Brolly

Dear LollyBrolly,

Is your hair particularly crazy today?

-W

 

[Wings]

The only other poster who told me that this AV reminded them of Lik was CandiCame but I don't think that's who you are.

 

[InWord]

I doubt you were in Legend of Zelda.

So, play nice. Be an Angel.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Dear Wings,

I didn't have a question. I just wanted to tell you, you look lovely today.

Have a great week.

Love,
Gimpy

 

[Wings]

So, play nice. Be an Angel.

lord.

 

[InWord]

lord.

.Yes?

 

[Wings]

.Yes?

Not even in 7 lifetimes.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Wings,

Just stopped by to say hi. I do that.

 

[Brollyanna]

Dear LollyBrolly,

Is your hair particularly crazy today?

-W

I have disowned it many times, but not today.
Today it behaved.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Do you know anything about do-it-yourself dentistry?

Sincerely,

Your pal ERDos

 

[InWord]

Not even in 7 lifetimes.

Are you sure?

 

[Sunshine]

Dear Wings,

Will we see your wedding dress?

SS

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Dear Wings...
Has anyone ever told you that you have the face of Botticelli and the body of a Degas?

 

[Aphro]

Dear Wings

I want to troll through the personals, making snarky comments about the lame-ass ads, more or less generally being a bitch.

Talk me down.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Dear wings...

I don't know why I made so many but the meat balls are so good, gut pop'in good.

Should I hurl and keep bingeing out or just hold what I got and save some fo latah?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3ba73e87fc1f46a77930651058ba25c/tumblr_mhw2tmGCnA1rdutw3o1_400.gif

 

[Garnate]

Dear Wings

I want to troll through the personals, making snarky comments about the lame-ass ads, more or less generally being a bitch.

Talk me down.

I'll do it with you!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Wings

I want to troll through the personals, making snarky comments about the lame-ass ads, more or less generally being a bitch.

Talk me down.

I'm always up for being bitchy!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I want to troll through the personals, making snarky comments about the lame-ass ads, more or less generally being a bitch.

Best Smoot impression of all time!
:nods:

I'm always up for being bitchy!

Second-Best Smoot impression of all time!
:nods:

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

I didn't have a question. I just wanted to tell you, you look lovely today.

Have a great week.

Love,
Gimpy

Dear Gimpmiester,

Thank you, have a fantastic week yourself!

-W

Dear Wings,

Just stopped by to say hi. I do that.

Dear Hot In The Deep,

Do it more often!

-W

I have disowned it many times, but not today.
Today it behaved.

Well then, in going to say compliment.

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Will we see your wedding dress?

SS

Dear Sunny,

There will be dress selfies. I'm stuck in a wine room for an hour before I can head to the ceremony. There might be drunken selfies.

-W

Dear Wings...
Has anyone ever told you that you have the face of Botticelli and the body of a Degas?

Dear Fun'in,

No, no one has. I suppose you're going to tell me there's a reason for that.

-W

Dear Wings

I want to troll through the personals, making snarky comments about the lame-ass ads, more or less generally being a bitch.

Talk me down.

Dear Aphy,
Go, go and cause chaos and dysfunction and do it in my name because I've been too busy nailing down last minute plans. Make me proud.

-W

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear Wings,

The labels I had on my seedling trays have gotten lost and now I have only vague ideas about which tray is which. Like, 'vegetables' and 'flowers'.

How should I plant these mystery plants in my garden?

WoB

 

[Wings]

Dear wings...

I don't know why I made so many but the meat balls are so good, gut pop'in good.

Should I hurl and keep bingeing out or just hold what I got and save some fo latah?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3ba73e87fc1f46a77930651058ba25c/tumblr_mhw2tmGCnA1rdutw3o1_400.gif

Dear Green Thumb,

Save some for breakfast, nothing is as good as dinner for breakfast.

-W

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

The labels I had on my seedling trays have gotten lost and now I have only vague ideas about which tray is which. Like, 'vegetables' and 'flowers'.

How should I plant these mystery plants in my garden?

WoB

Dear Pretty as a Picture,

Well, I'm in the same boat as a storm knocked many of my seedling trays around and I am pretty sure I have carrots growing with my poppies. I say just plant them and then be pleasantly surprised.

-W