Dear X

[BradBigBrain]

Dear X above me but not supposed to say anything for fear of being told I am "hijacking" a thread -

... that is all

Will Hijack a thread if I wanna... Yeah that's it! IF I WANNA Litster

Dear person above me and the person above her...

I'm hijacking it, too if it means I'm going to congratulate a friend.

Or just because that's what I do sometimes.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Dear Bitch,

Fuck you.

Love,

The guy who wishes he never fell in love with and wonders why he married you in the first place.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Dear kangaroo pouch wearing litster,

I can't believe I did that today, but I'd do it every single day if I knew it would get that kind of reaction.

Temporarily Commando Litster

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Dear Job,

Take yourself and shove it...

Signed,

An unappreciated, under paid worker.

 

[Dreamwalker85]

Dear X

Your actions of late are self-destructive. I can only say the same bits of advice for so long. Eventually you will have to sink or swim. Not being mean, just being honest and right now you, as much as I don't wish you to, are sinking.

-Dream

 

[VanessaandherImagination]

Dear X,

You are a friend. We have a meaningful friendship...but that's it. It won't go any farther. It's not a woman-to-woman thing. It's that I care about you as I would a sibling, and calling me endearments, texting all the time, dropping hints and asking me out won't change how I feel about you. I hope I've never given you any evidence that I've felt otherwise. The awful hurtful truth is that I don't find you attractive that way and I would never do anything that didn't resonate completely within me. I don't want to injure your as-of-now-delicate self-esteem by saying that out loud, so please, please, please get the hint....

Vanessa

 

[Lonely_gi]

Dear life

Will you please quit sucking
signed
BMc

 

[SpiritRod]

Dear X

Thank you for what we shared. You taught me to love again. Now please fuck off you selfish hitch. It isn't all about you

 

[what_she_wants]

do you really think i don't know?

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear grocery shopper(s),

I'm not sure what makes you think that standing directly in front of the counter, blocking the view for everyone else, is acceptable. The fact that I had to say 'excuse me' and force my way into the six inch space between your cart and the counter to get my ticket is ridiculous.

I realize common sense is a dying ideal, but have we already sunk so far that the idea of NOT standing in the way of other people is considered a novel idea?

Tired of dealing with morons

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear X,

I can't believe you found out about her. I need her and you have to let me keep her. I might go crazy if I have to give her up. I HATE that you figured it out. Fuck.

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear Dirty Talker,

That message you left me today was fuckin' hot. Your voice alone is enough to get me going but....Damn!!!!

Signed,

Begging to Listen Again

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

I do not think you could ever change. We've long gone past THAT line. You say you respect, care for, blah blah. for my friend.........but you have sure a funny way of showing it.

I think in order to respect her, you need to respect yourself first.

Signed,

Not impressed.



Dear friend,

Sorry if that caused issues. :-/

Love,

Me

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Son or Daughter,

While I anxiously await your arrival please realize i am scared as hell. The wife and I have been through a lot. Just know that we will do our best to provide for you. All I ask is that you do not sap her sex drive and for God's sake never find this site.

Thanks

Dear X (this should go on the Dear Litster thread I guess, but oh well....)

How exciting!!!! Congratulations!

Thrilled for you Me

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Nutmeg,

I am sorry you still have your kitten cold. It will go away, the vet said so, but it's not bad enough for medicine. It's been 7 days as of yesterday and it could take 7 more.

In the meantime, could you try not to sneeze on me. I'll continue to care for your eye even if you do, but I think you not sneezing on me would be a nice way for you to say "thank-you."



From,

Me

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Dear nice police officer,

If the truck is rocking... You know the rest.

Sincerely,
Whoops

 

[janeyl]

Dear Monumentally stupid woman...

You cannot play any kind of game, long or any other type with someone who thinks with their fists...you will lose...what he has displayed is classic abusive behaviour...violent outburst followed by remorse and promises that it will never happen again...his apology was meaningless because it was instigated by you and not from him...now you have taken him back, you have guaranteed 2 things...he now feels he has carte blanche to behave that way again and every time he is thwarted, and that you will find it even more difficult to extricate yourself from him in the future because this pattern is set now...the fact that it is not currently you that he is threatening but your ex husband makes it even worse...

...it won't be very long before he is displaying these kinds of behaviours in front of your small daughter...is this really what you think it is acceptable for her to witness? Is this really the message you want to give to her about how relationships are conducted? As you are so keen to point out, you are an educated woman...shame you appear to be thinking with your cunt...

This is the second time he has made threats of violence towards my partner...if he turns up at my home, no matter how big or tough he thinks he is, I will gut him...this is not an empty threat...if he doesn't, I will find other ways of destroying him...my anger is on a slow burn, it's the quiet, viscious, calculating type...nobody threatens what I love and gets away with it...

The person your neaderthal meathead shouldn't have fucked with...

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear He Who Knows It All,

You think you'd learn to only pick an argument you can win after all these years... If I am sticking to my guns, you should know that I do KNOW of what I speak.

Oh.. and I accept your apology for calling me a liar, although not given...

She who knows when she is right

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Son or Daughter,

While I anxiously await your arrival please realize i am scared as hell. The wife and I have been through a lot. Just know that we will do our best to provide for you. All I ask is that you do not sap her sex drive and for God's sake never find this site.

Thanks

Oh yay! Congrats to you and the wife!!!!

 

[Jett_73]

Dear Son or Daughter,

While I anxiously await your arrival please realize i am scared as hell. The wife and I have been through a lot. Just know that we will do our best to provide for you. All I ask is that you do not sap her sex drive and for God's sake never find this site.

Thanks

Dear Clowns,

Congratulations!

However, given that babies have aural facility and a certain amount of cognitive function in utero, the little one probably already knows about Lit.
Threads, posts, GIFs - hell I wouldn't be surprised if he / she already has a username and a subscription to the "Boobs and nothing but the Boobs" thread!

A Fellow Dad.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear My Singing Dog,

You are so funny and you've brought so much joy into our lives. I'm glad your big sister enjoys your company so much, too.

Your DogPa

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear X,

You're an inspiration to me. You make me want to grudge fuck because of your attitude. Nice work asshat.

~

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear antibiotics,

I am about to take the last one of you. It's been an exhausting ride, but I am glad it's coming to an end. I do hope that the work you have done doesn't revert to that icky illness again. If it does, I'll be very sad.

Thanks bunches,

No longer feverish, now just really super tired.

 

[CelticFlame]

Dear X, no you may not drink from my water bottle when you are eating pub cheese and crackers. Get your own.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear X,

I'm happy I've got you in my corner. You'll always be there. I know that.

Oh, and today was a blast.

Sincerely,

Pmann