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Dear Ex,

First you gripe and complain when our son goes away for the week with his grandparents because you say you had plans for the two of you. Plans which, by the way, you should've let the custodial parent (that's me) know about if they were actually gonna happen. Then you bitch 'cause you're only going to have him for 2 days...today and tomorrow. Never mind that I'm giving up a day just to keep the peace. THEN, when he's been there less than an hour, he calls me from the farthest reaches of the house to inform me that you're spending your time having a fight with your girlfriend. Geez! You two live together. Y'all can't fight on your own time??? You've got to wait until he's there to hear all the yelling and name-calling? If you remember, that's one of the reasons he and I don't live there any more. Because I didn't want him subjected to things like that on a constant basis. Hmmm...have you noticed that no matter who you live with, there's a lot of yelling going on? Maybe you should step back and see what...or who...the common denominator is in these equations. Meanwhile, STFU and spend some time with your son!

Sincerely,
Grateful for a Peaceful Home
 
Dear Fellow Group Members,

The whole point of PowerPoint is to highlight your main points. The slides need to be clean and concise. You do not write everything you want to say on each slide. I hope that you all do not mind that I cleaned up the presentation before I submitted it. I also hope you bring your notes, just in case you need help.

Signed,

Your Group Member Who Wants to Get a Good Grade.

P.S. Your grammar and punctuation was TERRIBLE!!!!!!
 
Dear Fellow Group Members,

The whole point of PowerPoint is to highlight your main points. The slides need to be clean and concise. You do not write everything you want to say on each slide. I hope that you all do not mind that I cleaned up the presentation before I submitted it. I also hope you bring your notes, just in case you need help.

Signed,

Your Group Member Who Wants to Get a Good Grade.

P.S. Your grammar and punctuation was TERRIBLE!!!!!!



Dear X..

that should be WERE.


Kisses
 
Dear "x",

You are really pissing me off. It's gonna be a long four weeks if you continue. I imagine that if you do we will not be speaking by then let alone after.

Cut it out!

Signed,

She in the office next to you
 
Dear creepy Pepsi dude at Pizza Hut,

Yes, you are in the way. Go home since you are done working on the machines.

The teenage girls working do not to hear about you going home and taking a shower.

They are busy.....doing their job...which is not to flirt with your creepy, gross ass.

Signed,

A customer whose waitress is being distracted by you.
 
I tried, but I'm tired now. Totally drained. I don't have any more energy left to put into this. I'm resigned to whatever happens.
 
Dear Non-litster X,
I knew in my gut that you wouldn't be coming over. At least you called versus texting. I'm not convinced that this is going anywhere. :rolleyes:
Miffed me
 
I'm too hurt to talk to you, but I'm terrified. Things didnt get better after last week, -and I'm worried that I can't really trust you. Is this the beginning of the end?
 
Dearest woman I know...

I am trying to hold my composure tonight...You had a really really rough night, tonight...Knowing I am leaving to go back home Sunday scares me...and quite frankly breaks my heart...and breaks me down...

Your journey is slowly winding down...I know that in my heart and soul...

I would stay forever if I could...But once I move and get settled abroad within the next few weeks, I will be back to be with you...

You have been such a gift, miracle and blessing in my life...for my entire life...

I love you more than you will ever know...

Love,

The one who benefited most being in your orbit...:heart:
 
Dear You,

I'll just try to remember when it was good. I will hold onto that always.

D
 
Dear X...

The most powerful , loving and divine X...

I know and believe fiercely that you wont give me more than I can handle...

But there is a fine line, and I am walking it now...It is a tightrope and if I FALL the repercussions are grand...

Come embrace me now...

I need it now more than ever...

Love,
The one who loves you more than you know...:heart:
 
Dear Blue Bear Litster...

I miss you so much...and I love you my friend...never forget that...I know I tell you that all the time...but you need to hear it all the time...

Love,

Your Crazy, eccentric, but ever unconditional and loving friend...:heart:
 
Dear Neighbor,

Thanks for dropping by today to chat.

You looked stunned when we handed you some stuff for your charity event today, but it's what we do and we are happy to do it. Seriously, it gives me great joy.

Anytime. Seriously.

~ your neighbor, the foodie
 
To a certain X not on Lit and not even aware it exists:

May you fuck off and rot in hell, you misbegotten bitch! Despite your recent attempts to affect me and my life, I shall live a happy and wonderful life with a woman I dearly love. I hope that you live out what remains of your life in misery and loneliness after what you have put me through. All I did was put you first and sacrifice my priorities for over 20 years to take care of you and make you feel loved and special. Then you tell me that you've found your soulmate on FB and want a divorce. Then when he disappeared on you, you have the fucking nerve to come back to me as ask me to take you back, and then be shocked and surprised when I say no! You will not take our daughter from me, I shall fight you with my last breath to make sure she lives at least part-time with me. With the love of my life, I shall show our daughter what a true mother and positive female role model is.

Living well is the best revenge! :D
 
Dear boss,

Tomorrow I start training your new regional manager to takeover a store where I've been the regional since it opened over 15 years ago. A store I took to #1 in the company, a position its continued to hold for five years in a row. I wish him well. You already know I'll do the best job I can training him, because that's the way I'm made. And when the store loses its #1 position because this clown is a slacker, let me know and I'll put it back at #1, for a price.

A good li'l soldier.
 
Dear Non-Lister,

I don't know what has happened in your life to make you so unhappy with the world. I don't know you and I don't want to. I hope that you find something that brings you true joy and changes your outlook on life. I hope you learn a wayof living peacefully with the people around you. I worried about you and your mental health when you resigned.

But from Tuesday you made me view this situation differently. Your attacks on me will bear no fruit, so you aimed your hatred and vitriole at my assistant. That is unacceptable.

So brace yourself. The full weight of an experienced legal team will now handle this situation of your own making. I WILL protect everyone that I am responsible for. I can no longer afford to care for your mental health when you are bent on destroying others.

And it's all so terribly sad.
 
Dear Boss,

I love you like a brother...but asking me to do 2 jobs that take me at least 2 hours ... at 3:30...on my wife's birthday...just ain't right.

Dear Label Printer,

You fucking suck. I hate you for your lack of automatic calibration and the way you fuck with my mouse.

Dear Wifey,

I'm so sorry and I hope that spending the night at a beach resort on the other side of the state will make up for the fact that I had to work today.

Dear Hot Tub

I hope you're ready tonight!

Dear Wine,

I hope you're nice and chilled.

Dear Tomorrow's Hangover,

Fuck you. You'll have to wait until at least Friday.

Dear Meetings tomorrow,

You had better go well or I am going to kick your collective asses.

Dear Drive Across the State tomorrow,

I hope you are smooth. And I can sleep.

~ Me
 
Dear Black Cloud,

We are all getting tired of your perpetual presence.

Please move along.
 
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