DEFLORATION with the penis working in reverse-gear

[PaulErosMunich]

I'd love to hear whether many people know what I am talking about. I have personally done this many times - with, or rather... to, virgins who were mortified about pains experienced during first coitus.

Go on, girls especially, let's start the ball rolling.

Paul

 

[Berwyn]

Well....I'll jump in and admit I have no idea what you are talking about...

 

[vickixvalentine]

yeah i'm totally lost? sorry

 

[Reba67]

Another clueless one here.

 

[bundangexile]

I'd love to hear whether many people know what I am talking about. I have personally done this many times - with, or rather... to, virgins who were mortified about pains experienced during first coitus.

Go on, girls especially, let's start the ball rolling.

Paul

I ran your post through a German translator then back and then into Portugese and back again, just to be certain.

No idea.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

I'd love to hear whether many people know what I am talking about. I have personally done this many times - with, or rather... to, virgins who were mortified about pains experienced during first coitus.

Go on, girls especially, let's start the ball rolling.

Paul

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/158/small/Lol_que.jpg

Followed by a heavy dose of

http://scarybulbs.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/whiskey-tango-foxtrot.jpg

for realz.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

Also, "defloration"? Does anyone actually use the verb "deflower" seriously these days? I mean, outside of pretentious porn...

 

[brightangel]

Yeahhhh... I have no idea either. care to explain?

 

[infinity706]

I don't even understand, so I think all we can do is wait for an explanation.

 

[Hiliburn]

Been 'deflowered' lol and if we reverse the gear- then I am going to be scared.

 

[PaulErosMunich]

Best is...

...I describe how I had gone about it.
Mind you, what I write here is what happened with the last De-virgination.
The ladies who were near the beginning of my 'op' were not so lucky - cos my technique had not yet been 'refined'.

First, I must say, the masculine 'de-virgination instrument' had to be NOT TOO BIG. So most Caucasians are UNSUITABLE for removal of hymens.

Well, I am lucky/luckier, having been born Asiatic.
So my yellow dragon is what the Germans would say - 'Klein aber fein'.

Now the next 'must' is for the lady. She had to wait (and tell me!) when her next menstruation is due.

All for now - wait for the next sex-pisode. But not yet for the scalpel!

 

[Beta_Whore]

.....

 

[CWatson]

the masculine 'de-virgination instrument' had to be NOT TOO BIG. So most Caucasians are UNSUITABLE for removal of hymens.

What.

Okay, first off: according to scientific research, the average penis length is about 5.5 inches. I dunno if that's too big or not; I'd trust a woman before I trusted you. (Supposedly the average vaginal inflation for a woman is about four inches... before penetration, at which point the extremely-elastic vagina can stretch to accomodate just about anything. For instance, a baby, which is somewhat larger than a penis.) Second off, again according to scientific research, there is no correlation between race and endowment. And, again, I'd trust science before I trusted you.

I'm glad you've found a way to take pride in yourself; it's always better to be optimistic and to see silver linings instead of clouds. But frankly, you sound like a fucking racist. I say this as an American-born Chinese.

And finally, you still have not succeeded in explaining what you mean by "reverse gear", so all of us are still lost. We're not going to b able to get anywhere until you enlighten us on that.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

All for now - wait for the next sex-pisode. But not yet for the scalpel!

Je refuse, monsieur, au revoir.

 

[silverwhisper]

cwatson quoth:
frankly, you sound like a fucking racist.

seconded by another US-born asian.

ed

 

[IrisAlthea]

Je refuse, monsieur, au revoir.

I agree.

 

[LaRocha]

...I describe how I had gone about it.
Mind you, what I write here is what happened with the last De-virgination.
The ladies who were near the beginning of my 'op' were not so lucky - cos my technique had not yet been 'refined'.

First, I must say, the masculine 'de-virgination instrument' had to be NOT TOO BIG. So most Caucasians are UNSUITABLE for removal of hymens.

Well, I am lucky/luckier, having been born Asiatic.
So my yellow dragon is what the Germans would say - 'Klein aber fein'.

Now the next 'must' is for the lady. She had to wait (and tell me!) when her next menstruation is due.

All for now - wait for the next sex-pisode. But not yet for the scalpel!

No joke, Germans have the smallest peeners in Europe, give Asians a run for their small peen money.

 

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[Carnevil9]

Wondering where this thread is going to go...

Hell? In a hand basket?

 

[bronzeage]

A man walks into a barbershop and sees three women barbers. Two have their Barber College Diploma and several award certificates on the wall behind their chair.

The third barber has no diploma or certificates. He asks how long she has been cutting hair.

She answers, "I haven't cut any hair yet and you are the first man I have ever seen who wasn't wearing a hat."

The man sits in her chair and says, "That's great. I'm not looking for a good haircut."

I don't know how well this story will translate.

 

[collar_corset]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[PaulErosMunich]

Am afraid I do...

Um, lucky girl/s. Do you specifically seek out virgins as *potential* sexual partners? Just curious.

...two reasons.
1. Virgins can't/don't compare my performance with what other males'.
2. No/Less chances for my yellow dragon getting 'dirtied' with other men's left-behinds.

But I hold little hope for your agreeing with me there, since you are a female.

 

[silverwhisper]

i don't know how old you actually are paul, but you are making it harder to believe you're old enough to be here.

ed

 

[CWatson]

Hmm. "Add PaulErosMunich to your Ignore List"...

*click* Bye-bye.

Christ on a bikesicle. >_<

 

[unregistered]