DEFLORATION with the penis working in reverse-gear

I am so confused. :confused:

But you pretty much lost me when you mentioned scalpels. :eek: Nothing good can come of that.
 
the extremely-elastic vagina can stretch to accomodate just about anything. For instance, a baby, which is somewhat larger than a penis.

Your penis, maybe...:rolleyes:
 
...two reasons.
1. Virgins can't/don't compare my performance with what other males'.
2. No/Less chances for my yellow dragon getting 'dirtied' with other men's left-behinds.

But I hold little hope for your agreeing with me there, since you are a female.
No actually, this female totally agrees with you. You'd better hope they've never seen a picture either-- unfortunately, the internet is the great educator. Prepare to be pointed and laughed at from now on.

The other thing-- That's why you wear a condom. Or two or even three.
 
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