Describe The 🥵Hottie🥵 In Your Box!

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Which one?

 

[gga]

Which one?

So that explains the poking in my side.

 

[snap16]

This right here pushes all kinds of buttons for me.

Hopefully the fun button

 

[snap16]

3 stars? Looks like someone’s a little salty I don’t want to e-bone them.

Salty? Nobody here has ever seen me salty.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Someone who wonders how someone can underestimate how much of a brat I am... LOOKING AT YOU JAKE!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Which one?

Humilition.

Hopefully the fun button

That's the one!

 

[Sundayschild]

Who knows if anyone is who they say they are. Could all be deepfaking fuckers for all I know.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Who knows if anyone is who they say they are. Could all be deepfaking fuckers for all I know.

I am a deepfaking fucker. I am really a long distance lorry driver called Larry. I have a unique odour of beer, cigarettes, BO and piss. I haven’t seen my dick in a decade due to my unhealthy diet and sitting on my ass all day. I have a rash that has now spread to my groin and it itches like a bastard. On the plus side, I do still have two of my own teeth.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My box is closed for maintenance (literally and figuratively).

But my box has had some lovely experiences over the years. Mostly glowing recommendations.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am a deepfaking fucker. I am really a long distance lorry driver called Larry. I have a unique odour of beer, cigarettes, BO and piss. I haven’t seen my dick in a decade due to my unhealthy diet and sitting on my ass all day. I have a rash that has now spread to my groin and it itches like a bastard. On the plus side, I do still have two of my own teeth.

But you do have the downlow on all the best places to get showers on the road. Know your worth, Larry. You've got a lot to offer

 

[AmberLGreen]

But you do have the downlow on all the best places to get showers on the road. Know your worth, Larry. You've got a lot to offer

I am in the UK so I know where all the best puddles are (really deep ones) and the canals offer somewhere wet during that dry week in the summer

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am in the UK so I know where all the best puddles are (really deep ones) and the canals offer somewhere wet during that dry week in the summer

Oh Larry! Show me that moisture

 

[Sundayschild]

She's called Siri and she's still shy. But I'm hopin'

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

She's called Siri and she's still shy. But I'm hopin'

How did you know my husband calls me that? Lit is really starting to freak me out!

 

[hotcpu]

Haven't had a Hottie in my inbox in forever ...

 

[Sundayschild]

How did you know my husband calls me that? Lit is really starting to freak me out!

Is it because you know everything and forget less?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Is it because you know everything and forget less?

He did want the t-shirt "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." After living with me, he doesn't call me that or say that anymore, come to think of it.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Haven't had a Hottie in my inbox in forever ...

Fixed that for ya

 

[hotcpu]

Fixed that for ya

That is a great fix. Thank You

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is my new allegory

I have a hottie in my box right now and it's decadent.

Right now he's sleeping and I will make it a point to obtain a detailed description of bed attire. I do know he's sporting a very satisfied grin, though.

We aren't Eskimo brothers or sisters our paths are "sterile" (gawd, I'm not deleting it, but it sounds awful).

Stars: shooting ones. For hours

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This is my new allegory

I have a hottie in my box right now and it's decadent.

Right now he's sleeping and I will make it a point to obtain a detailed description of bed attire. I do know he's sporting a very satisfied grin, though.

We aren't Eskimo brothers or sisters our paths are "sterile" (gawd, I'm not deleting it, but it sounds awful).

Stars: shooting ones. For hours

Welcome to the club! Sounds like your first time was worth the wait. Huzzah!

I'm curious about the process by which you two were able to confirm the sterility of your respective paths. Did you both compile lists and swap? How far back into your Lit past did you reach? Were you prepared to cut him loose if it turned out that he was, in fact, your Lit step-brother? (Maybe a good topic of discussion for the thread.)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Welcome to the club! Sounds like your first time was worth the wait. Huzzah!

I'm curious about the process by which you two were able to confirm the sterility of your respective paths. Did you both compile lists and swap? How far back into your Lit past did you reach? Were you prepared to cut him loose if it turned out that he was, in fact, your Lit step-brother? (Maybe a good topic of discussion for the thread.)

I didn't actually care about the sterility of paths. He's not an established hottie and had the same idea about lit as I did. We both were n00bies looking at my b00bies.

There are guys here I'd fuck knowing full well they've fucked others. I'm totally cool with that. I kinda like it, really. If someone I trust here has good things to say, that's a little less work I have to put in to vetting, ya know? Plus, the girls I hang with all tend to have similar tastes.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I didn't actually care about the sterility of paths. He's not an established hottie and had the same idea about lit as I did. We both were n00bies looking at my b00bies.

There are guys here I'd fuck knowing full well they've fucked others. I'm totally cool with that. I kinda like it, really. If someone I trust here has good things to say, that's a little less work I have to put in to vetting, ya know? Plus, the girls I hang with all tend to have similar tastes.

You do hang with some classy chicks.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You do hang with some classy chicks.

I do!

I'll take sloppy eighths

 

[Sundayschild]

Currently thinking of sending a message to someone who supplied me with some really dirty pictures...



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