LaisDeMarieDeFrance
His princess
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- Feb 23, 2022
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Which one?
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So that explains the poking in my side.Which one?
Hopefully the fun buttonThis right here pushes all kinds of buttons for me.![]()
Salty? Nobody here has ever seen me salty.3 stars? Looks like someone’s a little salty I don’t want to e-bone them.![]()
Humilition.Which one?
That's the one!Hopefully the fun button![]()
I am a deepfaking fucker. I am really a long distance lorry driver called Larry. I have a unique odour of beer, cigarettes, BO and piss. I haven’t seen my dick in a decade due to my unhealthy diet and sitting on my ass all day. I have a rash that has now spread to my groin and it itches like a bastard. On the plus side, I do still have two of my own teeth.Who knows if anyone is who they say they are. Could all be deepfaking fuckers for all I know.
But you do have the downlow on all the best places to get showers on the road. Know your worth, Larry. You've got a lot to offerI am a deepfaking fucker. I am really a long distance lorry driver called Larry. I have a unique odour of beer, cigarettes, BO and piss. I haven’t seen my dick in a decade due to my unhealthy diet and sitting on my ass all day. I have a rash that has now spread to my groin and it itches like a bastard. On the plus side, I do still have two of my own teeth.
I am in the UK so I know where all the best puddles are (really deep ones) and the canals offer somewhere wet during that dry week in the summerBut you do have the downlow on all the best places to get showers on the road. Know your worth, Larry. You've got a lot to offer![]()
Oh Larry! Show me that moistureI am in the UK so I know where all the best puddles are (really deep ones) and the canals offer somewhere wet during that dry week in the summer
How did you know my husband calls me that? Lit is really starting to freak me out!She's called Siri and she's still shy. But I'm hopin'
Is it because you know everything and forget less?How did you know my husband calls me that? Lit is really starting to freak me out!
He did want the t-shirt "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything." After living with me, he doesn't call me that or say that anymore, come to think of it.Is it because you know everything and forget less?![]()
Fixed that for yaHaven't had a Hottie in my inbox in forever ...
That is a great fix. Thank YouFixed that for ya![]()
This is my new allegory
I have a hottie in my box right now and it's decadent.
Right now he's sleeping and I will make it a point to obtain a detailed description of bed attire. I do know he's sporting a very satisfied grin, though.
We aren't Eskimo brothers or sistersour paths are "sterile" (gawd, I'm not deleting it, but it sounds awful).
Stars: shooting ones. For hours![]()
Welcome to the club! Sounds like your first time was worth the wait. Huzzah!
I'm curious about the process by which you two were able to confirm the sterility of your respective paths.Did you both compile lists and swap? How far back into your Lit past did you reach? Were you prepared to cut him loose if it turned out that he was, in fact, your Lit step-brother? (Maybe a good topic of discussion for the thread.)
You do hang with some classy chicks.
I didn't actually care about the sterility of paths. He's not an established hottie and had the same idea about lit as I did. We both were n00bies looking at my b00bies.
There are guys here I'd fuck knowing full well they've fucked others. I'm totally cool with that. I kinda like it, really. If someone I trust here has good things to say, that's a little less work I have to put in to vetting, ya know? Plus, the girls I hang with all tend to have similar tastes.![]()
I do!You do hang with some classy chicks.![]()