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So? All the ladies are naked and wet? what could go wrong?:devil:
 
OK!!! BIG weekend. Long weekend, here, with AFL grand final today and NRL grandfinal tomorrow. Woohoo.

GO SWANNIES!!!!!!!

Stick it to 'em, Melbourne Storm!!!
 
Hoist a glass and slide into the tub

Here's to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold pint and another one!

:devil:
 
Hoist a glass and slide into the tub

Here's to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold pint and another one!

:devil:

Sounds like an Irish Blessin, Ox. ;)
May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband. :D:D:D

Hey, the Swans won!!! :nana: :nana: :nana: There'll be quite a few sore heads in the mornin !!! I have to work at 5.30 am, so I'm bein a good girl. :eek::(
 
Sounds like an Irish Blessin, Ox. ;)
May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband. :D:D:D

Hey, the Swans won!!! :nana: :nana: :nana: There'll be quite a few sore heads in the mornin !!! I have to work at 5.30 am, so I'm bein a good girl. :eek::(

Guessing you mean Aussie Football and Rugby.
Rugby is taking off in the US now. I wonder if those sheltering Mommies that won't let their kids play football will let them play rugby. Most of us grew up playing it, we just called it "Smear the Queer" Where you tossed a nerf football in the air, and beat the crap out of who ever caught it, the guy that caught it had to run around and not get the crap beat out of him. Good time was had by all.

We used to play Combat Soccer. You could carry, throw, run, and kick the ball. But you'd get the crap beat out of you by the other team. No closed fists was about the only rule, but I managed to walk away with a few black eyes and split lips. Friend of mine got his ear partially ripped off, and wouldn't stop until we damn near tackled him. Also had a team hand the ball to an opposing team member just so they could stomp him. Fun days.

It's getting cool here, so a naked dip in a warm pool feels awful welcome. Slide in next to me and call the games!! Show me some of your best moves.;)
 
Guessing you mean Aussie Football and Rugby.
Rugby is taking off in the US now. I wonder if those sheltering Mommies that won't let their kids play football will let them play rugby. Most of us grew up playing it, we just called it "Smear the Queer" Where you tossed a nerf football in the air, and beat the crap out of who ever caught it, the guy that caught it had to run around and not get the crap beat out of him. Good time was had by all.

We used to play Combat Soccer. You could carry, throw, run, and kick the ball. But you'd get the crap beat out of you by the other team. No closed fists was about the only rule, but I managed to walk away with a few black eyes and split lips. Friend of mine got his ear partially ripped off, and wouldn't stop until we damn near tackled him. Also had a team hand the ball to an opposing team member just so they could stomp him. Fun days.

It's getting cool here, so a naked dip in a warm pool feels awful welcome. Slide in next to me and call the games!! Show me some of your best moves.;)

The Sydney Swans just won the Aussie Rules grandfinal. With the superb performance of a Canadian crutial to the win. If you sit a little closer, Ox, I'll try to explain how Hawthorne lost because they had too many 'behinds', even though their stats were better. Oh, and how their ball is an odd shape. ;)
Of all the clashes over the years, these teams give a wonderful spectacle. And speaking of 'behinds', there's no butt quite like an AFL players'. :devil: ;) Long and lean muscled these boys. My son starts an AFL camp this summer. He's played the three other codes (League, Union and Soccer). Will probably keep up the soccer.

Tomorrow is the Rugby League grand final. More brute force in this game. Less running. Some of these guys have legs like tree trunks!!! Different positions can mean different physiques. They need to take hard tackles with no padding. I lurve zippy wingers!

What a top weekend! Topped off with a looooong warm soak in the Oasis with my favourite Glennfiddich and fishing partner. :kiss:
 
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OK!!! BIG weekend. Long weekend, here, with AFL grand final today and NRL grandfinal tomorrow. Woohoo.

GO SWANNIES!!!!!!!

Stick it to 'em, Melbourne Storm!!!
Cool. Football season here has both fall and spring leagues. Rugby just started too. Canadian style football ends in mid November which is good as some of the outdoor stadiums in the Prairie provinces get pretty icy and snowy by then. Our local Jr football team is doing really well and should easily make the playoffs.
 
We have football, fooootball and rugby pitches just down the street. On the other side of the building you can hear the coaches and the whistles. Plus a ice rink and a dry arena for roller and floor hockey. Also a bowling alley so always something going on. In a few years there will be a new high school just below us geared to the jocks. Another one across town will be geared for the more art and music inclined students.
 
We have football, fooootball and rugby pitches just down the street. On the other side of the building you can hear the coaches and the whistles. Plus a ice rink and a dry arena for roller and floor hockey. Also a bowling alley so always something going on. In a few years there will be a new high school just below us geared to the jocks. Another one across town will be geared for the more art and music inclined students.

Sounds like your Community is doing it right, splitting Jocks and non-jocks. I just hope that the Jocks get a good education and the other kids get some exercise. I was just reading an article that 3 out of 4 adults in the US are unfit for military service because of low MATH, Problem Solving and reading scores, oh yeah obesity too. That only 20% of the kids in school now will be able to work at the "higher levels" of business in the future.

But I digress, Goddess, the water is fine join us in the tub. Bring a pitcher of Margaritas with you from the bar Luv. You look absolutely stunning with that dress on the floor.;)
 
Sounds like your Community is doing it right, splitting Jocks and non-jocks. I just hope that the Jocks get a good education and the other kids get some exercise. I was just reading an article that 3 out of 4 adults in the US are unfit for military service because of low MATH, Problem Solving and reading scores, oh yeah obesity too. That only 20% of the kids in school now will be able to work at the "higher levels" of business in the future.

But I digress, Goddess, the water is fine join us in the tub. Bring a pitcher of Margaritas with you from the bar Luv. You look absolutely stunning with that dress on the floor.;)
Yes both schools will have to meet Provincial standards as they are public schools. How about a pitcher of Sangria?
 
Sounds like your Community is doing it right, splitting Jocks and non-jocks. I just hope that the Jocks get a good education and the other kids get some exercise. I was just reading an article that 3 out of 4 adults in the US are unfit for military service because of low MATH, Problem Solving and reading scores, oh yeah obesity too. That only 20% of the kids in school now will be able to work at the "higher levels" of business in the future.

But I digress, Goddess, the water is fine join us in the tub. Bring a pitcher of Margaritas with you from the bar Luv. You look absolutely stunning with that dress on the floor.;)

You won't believe it, but there's schools here who have banned kids from playing cartwheels in the playground. They've taken jungle gyms away and other playground equipment. All because Mummy and Daddy might sue if Wee Johnny or Sweet Lorraine got hurt. They're takin all the fun outta bein a kid!!!

Oh, and the Storm won the NRL grand final! :nana: Got the quinella! But an idiot in the Bulldogs BIT the opposition. Fool. Silly mongrel won't live that one down. Ever.

Um, can I muscle in on the Margaritas, please ??????? :D
 
Thinking of you, Rosie. :kiss::rose:

DB!!!!!!!!! It's time you come outta hiding, Sweatpea. :caning: (If you're very good, I'll kiss that better. ;) )
 
Trisk,
For you Girl, a big margarita, one of those fishbowl sized ones you get in Mexico. Your throat must be a tad sore from all the cheering. I got a warm balmy cream that can help that for ya :devil:
 
Trisk,
For you Girl, a big margarita, one of those fishbowl sized ones you get in Mexico. Your throat must be a tad sore from all the cheering. I got a warm balmy cream that can help that for ya :devil:

My mama always told me that the best thing for a sore throat was a gargle......
 
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